By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth день of working overtime.
An Энджел appeared and said,
"Why are Ты spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have Ты seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet Кока-кола and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a Kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."
The Энджел was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
But I won't," the Lord protested.
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 час days."
The Энджел moved closer and touched the woman.
"But Ты have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed,
"but I have also made her tough. Ты have no idea what she can endure или accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel. The Lord replied,
"Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate."
The Энджел then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like Ты have a leak in this model.
I told Ты that Ты were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak,"
the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the Энджел asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride." The Энджел was impressed.
"You are a genius, Lord. Ты thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."
And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men. They медведь hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, Любовь and joy.
They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They Любовь unconditionally. They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their Друзья get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth или a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a Kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run или e-mail Ты to Показать how much they care about you. The сердце of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
