One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth день of working overtime.
An Энджел appeared and said,
"Why are Ты spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have Ты seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet Кока-кола and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a Kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."
The Энджел was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!?...
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