Curtains open up the scene, spotlights shine on Ты and me, tonight.
Pretending for the crowd below, we put on a real good show, but it's a lie.
We can't help but cause a fight, it's the same old drama every night.
I walk offstage cause this whole play is еще than I can take.
Woah, I don't want it to be over, but we need a break before Ты break my heart.
Oh, we can't live this scene forever, right now Ты and me are better, better off apart.
But I'll still Любовь Ты when the lights come up for our intermission.
I was one foot out the door, I couldn't play that part no more.
The chemistry just wasn't there, I couldn't act like I didn't care, when I do, I do.
We can't help but cause a fight, it's the same old drama every night.
I walk offstage cause this whole play is еще than I can take.
Woah, I don't want it to be over, but we need a break before Ты break my heart.
Oh, we can't live this scene forever, right now Ты and me are better, better off apart.
But I'll still Любовь Ты when the lights come up, yeah, I'll still Любовь Ты when the lights come up.
We're like actors in a play, living out our Любовь on stage.
You're just saying the same old lines to me, yeah.
Somewhere we fell off track, but I know Любовь will lead us back.
Woah, I don't want it to be over, but we need a break before Ты break my heart.
Oh, we can't live this scene forever, right now Ты and me are better, better off apart.
But I'll still Любовь Ты when the lights come off, I'll still Любовь Ты when the lights come up. Woah
(Baby, I'm gonna Любовь Ты when the lights come up.) Woah
(I'm still gonna Любовь Ты when the lights come up.) Woah
(Baby, I'm gonna Любовь Ты when the lights come up.) Yeah, yeah, yeah
For our intermission
Pretending for the crowd below, we put on a real good show, but it's a lie.
We can't help but cause a fight, it's the same old drama every night.
I walk offstage cause this whole play is еще than I can take.
Woah, I don't want it to be over, but we need a break before Ты break my heart.
Oh, we can't live this scene forever, right now Ты and me are better, better off apart.
But I'll still Любовь Ты when the lights come up for our intermission.
I was one foot out the door, I couldn't play that part no more.
The chemistry just wasn't there, I couldn't act like I didn't care, when I do, I do.
We can't help but cause a fight, it's the same old drama every night.
I walk offstage cause this whole play is еще than I can take.
Woah, I don't want it to be over, but we need a break before Ты break my heart.
Oh, we can't live this scene forever, right now Ты and me are better, better off apart.
But I'll still Любовь Ты when the lights come up, yeah, I'll still Любовь Ты when the lights come up.
We're like actors in a play, living out our Любовь on stage.
You're just saying the same old lines to me, yeah.
Somewhere we fell off track, but I know Любовь will lead us back.
Woah, I don't want it to be over, but we need a break before Ты break my heart.
Oh, we can't live this scene forever, right now Ты and me are better, better off apart.
But I'll still Любовь Ты when the lights come off, I'll still Любовь Ты when the lights come up. Woah
(Baby, I'm gonna Любовь Ты when the lights come up.) Woah
(I'm still gonna Любовь Ты when the lights come up.) Woah
(Baby, I'm gonna Любовь Ты when the lights come up.) Yeah, yeah, yeah
For our intermission
Michelle:Where's Logan Carlos!!!
Carlos:In the Kitchen
Michelle:Thanks
Carlos:Wait
Michelle:Yeah
Carlos:Where's Taylor
Michelle:No i haven't seen Taylor since Yesterday?
Carlos:Ok
Let's go to Taylor
Taylor:Get off me!!
Mysterious Girl:You are the Uglyest girl on Earth
Taylor:You Are!!!
Mysterious Girl:Taylor shut Up!!
Then Mysterious Girl Punches Taylor then puts Taylor in a box with holes then she took her
Lets go to Cat and Katie
Cat:Is Logan Hott
Katy:Is Kendall Hott
Katy and Cat walk to Michelle and Alex and Selena
James:Y!!
Carlos:Im Worried about Taylor
Alex:Get a пушка and Tissues
Carlos:Y!
Selena:I already know
Carlos:TAYLOR!!!!!!
Alex:AlexSelenaRules!
*Theme Song*
Previously on Big Time Rush Comedy
Logan and Carlos went to a Шоколад factory then Logan fell in the Шоколад tank.James going to get a hair cut lets find out what happens on this episode
Carlos:Help!!!
Worker:Get down from there!!!
Carlos:My Best Friend fell into the Шоколад tank!
Worker:Manger!!!
Manger:KIDS!!!!
Carlos:Im a Teenager
Then the Шоколад tank was pouring the Шоколад like it was Шоколад помадка, выдумка falling on Ice Cream
Worker:Ok i see him
Then he grab Logan
Carlos:Logan!!!
Logan:*Coughing*
Carlos:Breath!!!!!
[Starts To Cry!]
Logan:Carlos *Weak Voice*
Carlos:Logan!!
Logan:CARLOS!!!1
Then Logan jumped up in the air 50ft
Logan:RFHDSKUAH
Carlos:Come Again
Logan:RFHDSKUAH
Carlos:oh!!!
Then Logan starts to jump up and down runs 100 miles An hour
Carlos:Logan!
Logan:Im up here
Then Carlos put on rocket Boots flew to Logan and grab him
Carlos:were going home
Logan:no!!!
Episode 11 and 12 are Coming Wednesday!July 14
Previously on Big Time Rush Comedy
Logan and Carlos went to a Шоколад factory then Logan fell in the Шоколад tank.James going to get a hair cut lets find out what happens on this episode
Carlos:Help!!!
Worker:Get down from there!!!
Carlos:My Best Friend fell into the Шоколад tank!
Worker:Manger!!!
Manger:KIDS!!!!
Carlos:Im a Teenager
Then the Шоколад tank was pouring the Шоколад like it was Шоколад помадка, выдумка falling on Ice Cream
Worker:Ok i see him
Then he grab Logan
Carlos:Logan!!!
Logan:*Coughing*
Carlos:Breath!!!!!
[Starts To Cry!]
Logan:Carlos *Weak Voice*
Carlos:Logan!!
Logan:CARLOS!!!1
Then Logan jumped up in the air 50ft
Logan:RFHDSKUAH
Carlos:Come Again
Logan:RFHDSKUAH
Carlos:oh!!!
Then Logan starts to jump up and down runs 100 miles An hour
Carlos:Logan!
Logan:Im up here
Then Carlos put on rocket Boots flew to Logan and grab him
Carlos:were going home
Logan:no!!!
Episode 11 and 12 are Coming Wednesday!July 14
Kendall:Guys i just thought of something awesome!
James,Logan,Carlos:what is it?
Kendall:I'm dating Jo
James:i hate her!!!
Logan:James get a life!
Carlos:Cool
Kendall:Thanks Carlos see how nice he is!
Katie:Ha!!!!!!!
Carlos:I'm nice Katie
Katie:I bet Ты can't be stupid for one day
Carlos:Yes i can
Katie:fine!!
Carlos:You i can't step foot out of this apartment
Katie:Fine
Logan:I will judge this bet i just sealed this bet
Kendall:I'm hungry
James:Lets go to Red Robin
Logan:Ok I'm not paying
Kendall: I'm paying Logan
Logan:Thank Ты Kendall
Carlos:Katie Ты cant come
Katie:I so hungry
Kendall:Ask mom to make your Избранное tacos
Katie:ok
An час Later
Carlos:wait a minute!!!