Make Her Laugh
When trying to the get the girl Ты like to like Ты back:
DON'T lock her in a dungeon and call it "her room"- apparently they don't like that!
DO make her laugh every so often - although jokes about killing kids are off, but apart from that, any subtle quip will guarantee to get her to smile!
DON'T keep her trapped in your house - let her out when she wants to go, otherwise your relationship's over before it begins!
DO surprise her with Цветы - when she least expects it, of course!
DON'T make her feel awkward if she breaks something - especially if it's just something ordinary and every день that holds no sentimental value, like a cup!
DO watch for her to come Главная through your window, then run back to where Ты were sitting and pretend to be nonchalant and casual, but fail badly - trust me!
DON'T freak out if she kisses Ты unexpectedly and then throw her back in her room - it'll hurt her physically and emotionally!
DO listen to her - girls like it when men Показать some kind of understanding of what they have to say!
DON'T make her leave, never to come back, after an argument - you'll only regret it later!
DO go after her when Ты argue with her - otherwise you'll definately regret letting her go!
DON'T let pride keep Ты from apologising to her - ever!
DO keep something connected to her if Ты do lose her - so at least you'll have еще than just memories!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some weeping to do...I mean, spinning! I mean...ah! Who am I kidding! Everyone knows I still miss Belle!
Whoa! Ok, wait; update!
DON'T cry too much if she does come back into your life; a little emotion's ok but too much might freak her out!
DO tell her Ты Любовь her (properly now - the whole three words) when she says it! It's the only way to get your happy ending!
Well, what are Ты waiting for? Push off and get your girl!
"Oh, it's just a cup!"
