Фаны of PoM Article: Voltaire's Revenge 5

posted by DrBsNumber1Fan

Steve flies on the trapeze in attempt to save Cat

Voltaire takes a bow as audience applauds
Voltaire: Why thank you! Thank Ты all! Y'all are too kind! (To cast) So, wasn't that an amazing song или what?
Steve: Bravo! I'd applaud you, but my hands are tied to the back of my chair!
Voltaire: Ah yes. I tied Ты all in the dark so Ты don't miss a минута of my show!
Josh: We don't want to see your Показать anymore! We want our Друзья back now!
Voltaire: Quiet you! Now watch to see if they can escape their acts before I lead them to their doom! (Chuckles)
Mr. Travis: What are Ты gonna do to them?!
Voltaire: I'm glad you've asked! I will shoot boom balloons at Junior in ring 1. He must escape the wheel before I shoot his head clean off!
Junior gulps nervously
Mrs. Travis: No! Ты wouldn't!
Voltaire: Of course I would! And in Ring 2, if Cat does not make it across the high wire before I pull this switch, she'll be electrocuted by the electric current I send through the wire!
Cat: Guys help me please!
Voltaire: Ты wanna live? Keep walking that wire!
Cat: K K!
Voltaire: As for Ты guys, just try and escape before your little Друзья are goners!
Sherlock: Well good thing I have my...wait where's my knife?
Voltaire takes out detective's knife
Voltaire: Looking for this?
Sherlock: Эй, give it back! Where did Ты get it?
Voltaire: While I was singing, I read your minds and Ты thought that while I was distracted, Ты would take the нож out of your pocket with your tongue and cut Ты and your Друзья loose. So I planned ahead and took it out of your pocket during my solo!
Sherlock: Aw barnacles, you're good.

Voltaire: Indeed! Now to огонь the cannon! (Fires пушка at Junior. Loud booms)
Junior: Goo goo Gaga!
Mrs. Travis: Oh my goodness! Someone save him!
Steve: I'd do it if I wasn't tied in an impossible knot!
Voltaire: Steve is right! Ты can't get out cause I tied y'all's ropes in an impossible knot! Say goodbye to your child Travis family! (Laughs and keeps shooting)
Mr. Travis: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Mrs. Travis: Uh honey, are Ты okay?
Mr. Travis continues
Josh: Uh oh! I think he's gonna pop!
Mr. Travis (angrily): NOBODY...HURTS...ME AND MY WIFE'S...BABY!!! (Breaks free and charges into Voltaire)
Voltaire falls as Mr. Travis pounces him
Voltaire: Ow! Эй, Ты could hurt a guy like that!
Mr. Travis: I don't care! Ты just messed with the wrong daddy!
The two of them tackle each other.
Steve: Woah dude! He is one tough daddy!
Mrs. Travis: He sure is.

Mr. Travis (holds нож in hand): Got it! Now if you'll excuse me! (Pushes Voltaire down, runs and frees Steve) Here Ты go Steve. Ты go save Junior. I'll take care of this freak of nature!
Steve: Thank you! (Takes нож and goes to Junior)
Voltaire: Oh no Ты don't! (Powers cannon)
Mr. Travis: No! (Tackles Voltaire offstage pushing пушка away accidentally aiming at high wire switch)
Steve (frees Junior): Here Ты go little fella!
Junior: Yay!
пушка fires at switch. Light starts crawling up the wire
Cat: Oh no! HELP!
Steve: Holy shoot! Okay, think, think! Aha! (Runs to Sherlock and frees him) Here, take the нож and free the others! First hoist me up to the trapeze!
Sherlock: Okay!
Steve puts Junior on back
Steve: Hold on tight Junior! Alleeoop! (Gets thrown to trapeze)
Steve: Woah! Woah! This is awesome!
Cat: Hurry Steve! Hurry!
Steve: Don't worry Cat, I'll save you! (Swings a few times) Just...a...little...more! (Big swing) Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!
Cast: Whoa!
Josh: I'm so making this Internet famous! (Takes out phone and records footage)
Steve:...aaaaaaaaahhh!!! (Catches Cat)
Junior: Wheeee!
All land to safety
Steve: Ta-da! (Bows as audience and cast cheer)
Cat: Oh Steve, thank Ты for saving me!
Steve: Your welcome Cat! (Walks to Mrs Travis with Junior) I believe this belongs to Ты Mrs. Travis.
Mrs Travis: My baby! (Holds him) Oh Junior, thank goodness you're safe!
Junior (happily): Goo goo babby blah.
Mr. Travis (enters): Phew! What did I miss?
Josh: Steve's totally spectacular performance! I got it all on video! I'll Показать it to Ты later.
Mr. Travis: Great! I took care of that Voltaire. I tied him up and locked him in the ticket booth. So how's the baby?
Mrs. Travis: He's okay honey, just okay.
Mr. Travis: Aw, I'm glad! Who saved Ты Junior? Who saved you?
Junior: Steve!
Mrs Travis: (gasp) Did Ты hear that? Junior сказал(-а) his first word!
Steve: His first word was my name? How sweet! (Hugs Junior)

Mr. Travis: Thank Ты so much Steve for saving us!
Sherlock: I'd say, I'm very proud of you!
Cat: Yay! Steve saved the day!
All cheer
Steve: I'd say, let's get out of here!
Josh: Ты don't have to tell us twice!
Bleachers roll,away revealing open door
Mr. Travis: Look, the door! It's open we're free!
Steve: Alright! Let's go guys!
Josh: Alright!
Mrs. Travis: Yes!
All run to door. Door slams.
Steve: Oh no! The door closed!
Sherlock: (Pulls on door) Tartar sauce! It's locked shut!
Cat: (Pounds on door) Let us out! Let us out!
Voltaire's voice: Leaving so soon? I think not!
Steve: Who сказал(-а) that?
Voltaire: Ha ha ha ha ha, HA HA HA HA HA HA, AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (Enters spotlight clapping hands slowly)
Cast: Voltaire?!
Voltaire: Bravo! Excellent performance Ты fools!
Mr. Travis (stuttering): But...but Ты were...I thought I...how did Ты get out?!
Voltaire: Ah ah ah! A magician never reveals his secrets, remember?
Mr. Travis: Aw man! I completely forgot Ты were a magician! (Face palms)
Voltaire: Yes, and I believe Ты are all forgetting something else.
Steve: No we aren't, Voltaire! I saved Baby Junior and my friend Cat! Which means we won and your circus Показать is over!
Sherlock: And as an employee of the city police department, I place Ты under arrest!
Voltaire: No! First of all, I cannot be arrested for I came from a pinball machine. And секунда of all, Ты have all forgotten...Ring 3!
Cast: Ring 3?
Cat: What performance is that?
Voltaire: I'm glad Ты asked Miss Cat. In Ring number three, the Далее pinball wizard of Cirqus Voltaire must challenge me! And that person is Steve!
Steve: Me? But why me?
Voltaire: So I can win and finally get my revenge!
Steve: Revenge? Revenge on who?
Voltaire: Revenge on you! Every time people play Cirqus Voltaire, they are always hitting me in the face and making me глотать, ласточка that giant ball down my springy throat! Since Ты play that game so much, this means I have to suffer all that pain over and over again! Now that I am free, I will make those pinball wizards of Cirqus Voltaire a part of my circus forever!
Sherlock: So that explains why Ты captured us and put Junior and Cat in your show!
Mrs. Travis: That is just messed up!
Steve: I agree! And plus, that's the whole fun of the game. Most games need a bad guy like you, and without you, Cirqus Voltaire would be, well, Cirqus.
Voltaire: Fun?! Did Ты say fun?! (Throws thunder orb. Boom!)
Steve and the cast gasp.
Voltaire (furiously): Ты think hitting me in the face is fun?! Well let's see how Ты like it! I challenge you, to the Ringmaster Battle!

Sherlock: Steve, Ты don't have to do this if Ты don't want to!
Steve: No Detective Squarepants. I got to do it. The book says it's the only way to vanquish Voltaire and set us free.
Josh: Well in that case, good luck.
Cat: And be careful!
Steve: Thanks guys. Alright Voltaire...challenge accepted!
Voltaire: Excellent! Lower the cage!
Cage lowers covering Voltaire and Steve
Voltaire: Ready? Fight! (Throws thunderbolt)
Steve: Woah! (Jumps and catches Далее thunderbolt) I can hold these? Cool! Hai-ya! (Throws it back at Voltaire)
Voltaire: Ow!
Both throw thunder orbs and lightning bolts at each other. Cast cheers Steve on.
Voltaire: No! I will not be defeated! I will NEVER BACK DOWN!!!
Voltaire makes big thunder orb and throws it at Steve
Steve: Uh oh! (Boom) Aaaaaah! (Hits the ground in pain) Ouch! Oh, ow!
Voltaire: Yes! I won! I finally won!
Mrs. Travis: Steve no!
Sherlock: Ты cheater! Ты know Steve has no magical powers like you!
Voltaire: It doesn't matter! He Остаться в живых the battle and according to his book (reads it) he will now have to be a part of my circus forever! (Pulls out a rolling таблица with a long box) Now Steve, get into that box!
Steve: Uh...No!
Voltaire: What did Ты say?
Steve: Ты heard me! No I won't!
Voltaire: I сказал(-а) get in the box! (Throws lightning bolt)
Steve: D'ah! Okay okay! (Gets in the box)
Mr. Travis: Hey! That was mean!
Josh: What kind of a man are you?
Voltaire: (locks Steve in box) Do Ты even know what kind of a man I truly am?
Josh: Well uh...
Voltaire: Of course Ты don't! Because I am wearing a mask!
Mr. Travis: Ты don't mean?
Voltaire: Yes! There's a face beneath this face! Spooky isn't it?
Sherlock: Yeah, spooky!
Voltaire: And now, for the grand finale! I am going to cut this young man, in half!!! (Takes out chainsaw) But before I do, any last words Steve?
Steve (Sadly): I sure do. Travis family, thank Ты for hiring me as your baby sitter. I hope you'll find someone as good as me. Sherlock, thanks for helping me find and save my friends. Josh, thank Ты for letting me play at your arcade and for letting me Присоединиться the tournament. (Cast Ответы to Steve's thank you's) And Cat, Ты are the most beautiful and nicest girl in the world. You're pretty, funny and have an amazing Пение voice. What I'm trying to say is...I...I...I Любовь you!
Cat:(Gasp!) Oh! (Runs away)
Voltaire: Well, I guess that didn't turn out as Ты thought it would! Now on with the show! (Turns on chainsaw) Well folks, hope you've enjoyed the show! Well at least I did! (Laughs evilly as he draws chainsaw to Steve in the box)
Cast place their hats on their hearts или cry on shoulders

Steve battles Voltaire

Steve loses the battle and is about to get sawed in half.

Moments: Chapter 14

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

Emma's eyes began to open slowly, and she was met by a big blur. She coughed up a lot of water, and tried to look around. All she could see around her was blurs of black and white. Her muscles ached, and she was having trouble breathing. She coughed up еще water, and tried to figure out what was going on. She heard a muffle of noise above her, and she looked up. She saw a blur of black, white and brown.

Tha.....that looks familiar. She thought. She felt strange, it didn't feel like she was sitting down или standing up. Almost as if....someone was holding her, maybe carrying her. She started...

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Vampire Epidemic Chapter 2

posted by Penguinator

“The night is still early!” Pat proclaimed. “Let’s go find our newest vampire brethren!” Private сказал(-а) as the two vampire penguins left the HQ and трещина, сплит up, looking for their Далее victims.

Private stayed in the пингвин HQ, searching for his first victim, Kowalski. “Hello Kowalski.” Private сказал(-а) in a deep, demented voice. “Hello Private. It sounds like Ты have a cold.” Kowalski said. “No, I don’t Kowalski. Look closer!” Private said. He noticed the feathers on Private’s chest were a dull grey, and Privates eye color had shifted from light blue to blood red. “You’re...

Moments: Chapter 3

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

The teacher told them all to stand at the back of the class. Emma got out of her chair, and stood at the back, looking at her panic stricken friends. Her stomach churned uncomfortably, as the teacher told Ryan to sit at the front. Her looked annoyed, as he sat down in his new seat, casting a dark look at the teacher. The other kids began to sit in their new seats, and Emma felt a glimmer of hope. There was only 3 people left, including herself, and there was two available seats on Ryan's table. She took a deep breath as the teacher сказал(-а) her name.

"Ok, so sit on the таблица on the back, near the...

No еще Heroes: Chapter 11

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

The penguins sneaked on the subway heading for Queens Zoo. The time was 7pm. They hid underneath a newspaper, hoping that no one would pick it up. It was very stuffed under the newspaper, and Emma was getting annoyed because Tom's foot was on her head. She was pretty pleased that she was Далее to Kowalski though. They caught each other's eyes and smiled. Chris and Sam started arguing, their quiet voices slowly getting louder. Skipper rolled his eyes, and slapped them both.

"Pack it in Ты two, someone might hear us!" Skipper told them sternly. The bickering siblings shut up, and gave eachother...

No еще Heroes: Chapter 10

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

(Warning: Contains some violent scenes)

Ashley woke up groggily, his vision blurring. As he woke up fully, and his vision came back, he realised something was wrong. He was strapped to a table, in the middle of the surrounding darkness. His breathing sped up, and he closed his eyes again, hoping that he was in some sort of nightmare. He heard an evil laugh come from his left, and his eyes widened. The laugh echoed through the darkness, filling every corner, which made Ashley guess that he was in a big room или a cave. He shivered in fear, and tried to turn his head.

"Who... who's there?" He called...

No еще Heroes: Chapter 8

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

The день went quickly, and before Emma knew it they were all heading to постель, кровати again. She sat in her bunk, excited about the Далее day. She could't wait ti see Chris and Sam again, it had been too long since she had last seen them. She lied down, and stuck he headphones in her earholes. She had a new habit of listening to Музыка when she went bed. She put a song on and relaxed in her bunk. She thought about Kowalski and smiled, falling into a content, calm sleep.

The Далее day, Emma woke up very early, which earned an astonished look from Skipper.

"Morning everyone." She greeted, looking bright. Everyone...

IMPOSSIBLE! ( a P.o.M/ Mentalist/ Bones/ Rizzoli & Isles crossover) ch. 3

posted by TheRatKing1

"Dammit, Maura! Do i HAVE to do this?" whined Detective Jane Rizzoli, of the Boston Police.
" Yes. Ты promised your mother Ты would go to this year's family reunion in Central Park." сказал(-а) Dr. Maura Isles, forensic anthropolgist for the Boston PD.
" Well I'm not going unless Ты come with me!"
" it would be a pleasure. i'd Любовь to go and meet the rest of your family."
" Maura, you're breaking out in hives again. You're lying!"
" it's just that I'm ... not to keen on ... family."
" Oh, after the thing with your birth mother.... i get it."
" I'm still going, to support you. I mean, what with Lydia...

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IMPOSSIBLE! ( a P.o.M/ Mentalist/ Bones/ Rizzoli & Isles crossover) ch. 2

posted by TheRatKing1

When Monique and Lexii woke up, they were еще than a bit surprised at what happened. After all, it's not every день that Ты see the Penguins. ( for me it is, but that's ' cause i live with them) . It was almost funny to see them faint. I mean Ты could do any number of these when Ты meet the penguins ; freak out and run (like peacebaby7), или Ты could faint, или Ты could call yourself insane, или Ты could have a fangasm.

"Why have Ты brought us here?" asked PB.
" Simple." answered Skipper" we need Ты to spread the word on Fanpop about not cancelling P.o.M. that, plus, we figured it'd be...

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Broken Daydreams Chapter 20

posted by Rainbow_Cookie

"What's this?" Raven said, looking directly at the quite blue haired girl with two blades in her hand, standing Далее to a taller пингвин with an American look. She stopped, and disappeared.

"Where did Raven go?" манго сказал(-а) running out in the direction she had seen her.

She reappeared once еще in front of Mya. She slashed the penguins face, spilling blood from her. "That blue hair. Could Ты be?" Raven asked her, licking the blood from her claws.

"If Ты mean Dehilia's daughter, yes I am." Mya wiped her bleeding face. "Long time no see Jackass." She yelled, charging for Raven as she drew her blades....

When I'm With You: Chapter 9

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

Emma and Kowalski walked up to the half completed Shrink Ray, and they discussed what they had to do next. They needed to put the actual device which made things shrink into the outer casing, and attach it carefully. Then they needed to install a switch. Emma put her Музыка on, and picked up the shrinking device, and took it over to Kowalski.

"Ok, so we just need to put this into the outer casing." He said, as he unscrewed the bottom of the casing and held part of the shrinking device, helping Emma put it in very carefully. The two of them got some wires and started attaching them to the shrinking...

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The History Of Two (Part 14)

posted by SgtSkipper

Change Of Scenery
Bandit watched them go then turned to face the robot, still smirking from his accomplishments.
"I think I win" He gloated, Bandit was far from impressed and drew her daggers.
"What's going on huh?" She asked slyly "What's going on in that little head of yours? Emotion?"
The robot recoiled from the comment. "I... I feel no emotion!" He yelled back, taking his stance once again.
"Well, Ты certainly seem happy with yourself. I'd say that's an emotion, wouldn't you? Oh, not that you'd know..." She trailed off, blatantly trying to confuse him.
MS' mind was nothing еще than wires...

Never Knew I Was Losing You: Chapter 7

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

"Really?" Private asked, looking astonished. Emma nodded, a feeling of devastation sweeping over her.

"How is that possible?" Kowalski wondered, looking at Emma with concern.

"It- it must have been when I brought Ты two back to life, this massive ball of light came out of me, and part of it went into Ты two." Emma guessed, then a thought struck her. "You two don't have them do you?"

"Nope." Private answered, and Kowalski shook his head. Emma felt confused and lost. She quickly wiped a tear from her eye.

"Guys, could I be alone for a bit please." She asked quietly. They nodded in understanding...

Never Knew I Was Losing You: Chapter 3

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

(Warning: This chapter contains violent, and bloody themes.)

Emma looked around desperately she was in a tiny cage, surrounded by darkness.

Not again. She thought, a horrible feeling in her stomach. She started to rattle the cage bar but she drew back in a scream pain. She looked down at her flippers, and they burned as if some had coated them in acid. She tried to heal them but she just couldn't. Suddenly, lights came on all around her, and Doctor Blowhole was standing in the middle of a room, with Skipper, Rico, Kowalski and Private strapped to a table. She tried to close her eyes, или turn...

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Those Guys Look Familiar....... A POM fanfiction.

posted by TheRatKing1

I was sitting in the audience of a large crowd in Central park. The stage was usually reserved for concerts and the like, but today it would play host to several voice actors doing a Q &A event. The Actors in Вопрос : Danny Jacbos, Neil Patrick Hariss,, Karl Deidrich Dader,and Nicole Sullivan would be answering Вопросы asked by Фаны of the Show.
In the front row were Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private (all humanized, now, unfortunately permanently until he can fix his latest invention) I wondered what they were doing there, until i reealized Skipper had made them go there because,...

The Humans of Madagascar part 2

posted by TheRatKing1

When they finished testing Kowalski's Animalsdehumanizer on themselves, the Penguins were gone, in their place were four humans.

Kowalski has a proud look to his narrow face.he was dressed like a captain from WW2 and has his hair styled to match his пингвин feathers on his пингвин face. He also wore round glasses and had his clipboard.

Private looked about 17 или so. he too was dressed like he was a young, new recruit from WW2, and had one of those hats like a guy in the Navy would wear.

Skipper had a strong sort of 'In charge" look about him. He had a sloping buzzcut, very much like his penguin...

What else could POSSIBLY go wrong?! a POM fanfiction part 3

posted by TheRatKing1

Gathering Kristen, CC, Tom and myself into my bedroom, I told them what has to happen.
"We HAVE to find out what REALLY happened in Denmark! I know just what to do!"
"Time travel?' guesses CC
"Yes, but I also have an extra step."
"What?" asked kristen
"Since we have THE guy who does Skipper's voice as a member of this little expidition, we may as well have THE guy who does Hans."
"OHHH," сказал(-а) Tom "Now i get it. You're using me and John to play Skipper and Hans to prove you're from the future или something!"
"Or something." i said.
"John.. uh I mean Mr. DiMaggio! We need a favor! I'm going to have to...

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Science has it's downsides (A SpicePenguin13 fanfiction)

posted by SpicePenguin13

The tallest and the smartest пингвин locked himself in his lab again. Not always is he the sharpest нож in the drawer. He tried drilling the door but last time he did this, he was stupid enough to replace the door with one of the hardest material know to man.

“Dang it!” Kowalski сказал(-а) drilling the door. It didn't even make a dent in the door. “Why did I even use this material??”

“Alright time for another theory.” Kowalski picked up one of Rico's огонь Оружие that he was making modifications to and adding еще tools to use. “Fire in the hole!” Kowalski yelled blasting the door....

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Tears of a true Soldier (A Spicepenguin13 Fanfiction)

posted by SpicePenguin13

Skipper, the Храбрая сердцем fierce leader, сказал(-а) he would never cry. Obviously, he hadn't had this happen yet. On the ground in front of him was the craziest пингвин of them all Rico. His fallen comrade was to injured to be fixed.

"Rico!" Skipper сказал(-а) shaking the wounded penguin. "Don't Ты dare die on me! Be strong!"

Rico's eyes looked like they were glued shut. They wouldn't open no matter what. Blood from where the laser had hit him. "Rico please!"

"Well Peng-you-in." The psychotic Dr. Blowhole smirked, moving Далее to the very depressed penguin. "Looks like your team is one short. Once again I have...

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Smile and Wave chapter two.

posted by TheRatKing1

“Well, since I can’t erase your memories, how would Ты three like to join? We could always use new recruits.” сказал(-а) Skipper.
“You’re willing to trust us that quickly?” I asked
“I still don’t, but if I can’t do anything to make Ты three forget about this, there’s nothing I can do but let Ты join.”
“Skippa, “okk a this!” exclaimed Rico.
“Hey, put that down! That’s Kristen’s Birthday gift!”
“Ooh, I do Любовь birthday’s, when was yours?-OUCH!” сказал(-а) Private, followed by a slap from Skipper.
“What is it?” he asked me
“Classified Intel a.k.a not for your eyes.”...

Smile and Wave

posted by TheRatKing1

My cousins and I went to постель, кровати late last night, July 25th. I had a horrible time sleeping! It felt like I was sleeping on the ground! The three of us woke up sore and tired the Далее morning to sunlight streaming on our face, which was weird considering we sleep in our grandparent’s basement when we stay for a visit.
"Where the heck are we?” asked Kristen.
"No clue." replied Amanda.
Thankfully, we woke up fully clothed and packed, wallets, phones and chargers, clothes. Whoever did this to us (assuming we weren’t dreaming) even included my 1876 quarter necklace.
"Why do I get the feeling something's...