Фаны of PoM Article: Voltaire's Revenge 5

posted by DrBsNumber1Fan

Steve flies on the trapeze in attempt to save Cat

Voltaire takes a bow as audience applauds
Voltaire: Why thank you! Thank Ты all! Y'all are too kind! (To cast) So, wasn't that an amazing song или what?
Steve: Bravo! I'd applaud you, but my hands are tied to the back of my chair!
Voltaire: Ah yes. I tied Ты all in the dark so Ты don't miss a минута of my show!
Josh: We don't want to see your Показать anymore! We want our Друзья back now!
Voltaire: Quiet you! Now watch to see if they can escape their acts before I lead them to their doom! (Chuckles)
Mr. Travis: What are Ты gonna do to them?!
Voltaire: I'm glad you've asked! I will shoot boom balloons at Junior in ring 1. He must escape the wheel before I shoot his head clean off!
Junior gulps nervously
Mrs. Travis: No! Ты wouldn't!
Voltaire: Of course I would! And in Ring 2, if Cat does not make it across the high wire before I pull this switch, she'll be electrocuted by the electric current I send through the wire!
Cat: Guys help me please!
Voltaire: Ты wanna live? Keep walking that wire!
Cat: K K!
Voltaire: As for Ты guys, just try and escape before your little Друзья are goners!
Sherlock: Well good thing I have my...wait where's my knife?
Voltaire takes out detective's knife
Voltaire: Looking for this?
Sherlock: Эй, give it back! Where did Ты get it?
Voltaire: While I was singing, I read your minds and Ты thought that while I was distracted, Ты would take the нож out of your pocket with your tongue and cut Ты and your Друзья loose. So I planned ahead and took it out of your pocket during my solo!
Sherlock: Aw barnacles, you're good.

Voltaire: Indeed! Now to огонь the cannon! (Fires пушка at Junior. Loud booms)
Junior: Goo goo Gaga!
Mrs. Travis: Oh my goodness! Someone save him!
Steve: I'd do it if I wasn't tied in an impossible knot!
Voltaire: Steve is right! Ты can't get out cause I tied y'all's ropes in an impossible knot! Say goodbye to your child Travis family! (Laughs and keeps shooting)
Mr. Travis: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Mrs. Travis: Uh honey, are Ты okay?
Mr. Travis continues
Josh: Uh oh! I think he's gonna pop!
Mr. Travis (angrily): NOBODY...HURTS...ME AND MY WIFE'S...BABY!!! (Breaks free and charges into Voltaire)
Voltaire falls as Mr. Travis pounces him
Voltaire: Ow! Эй, Ты could hurt a guy like that!
Mr. Travis: I don't care! Ты just messed with the wrong daddy!
The two of them tackle each other.
Steve: Woah dude! He is one tough daddy!
Mrs. Travis: He sure is.

Mr. Travis (holds нож in hand): Got it! Now if you'll excuse me! (Pushes Voltaire down, runs and frees Steve) Here Ты go Steve. Ты go save Junior. I'll take care of this freak of nature!
Steve: Thank you! (Takes нож and goes to Junior)
Voltaire: Oh no Ты don't! (Powers cannon)
Mr. Travis: No! (Tackles Voltaire offstage pushing пушка away accidentally aiming at high wire switch)
Steve (frees Junior): Here Ты go little fella!
Junior: Yay!
пушка fires at switch. Light starts crawling up the wire
Cat: Oh no! HELP!
Steve: Holy shoot! Okay, think, think! Aha! (Runs to Sherlock and frees him) Here, take the нож and free the others! First hoist me up to the trapeze!
Sherlock: Okay!
Steve puts Junior on back
Steve: Hold on tight Junior! Alleeoop! (Gets thrown to trapeze)
Steve: Woah! Woah! This is awesome!
Cat: Hurry Steve! Hurry!
Steve: Don't worry Cat, I'll save you! (Swings a few times) Just...a...little...more! (Big swing) Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!
Cast: Whoa!
Josh: I'm so making this Internet famous! (Takes out phone and records footage)
Steve:...aaaaaaaaahhh!!! (Catches Cat)
Junior: Wheeee!
All land to safety
Steve: Ta-da! (Bows as audience and cast cheer)
Cat: Oh Steve, thank Ты for saving me!
Steve: Your welcome Cat! (Walks to Mrs Travis with Junior) I believe this belongs to Ты Mrs. Travis.
Mrs Travis: My baby! (Holds him) Oh Junior, thank goodness you're safe!
Junior (happily): Goo goo babby blah.
Mr. Travis (enters): Phew! What did I miss?
Josh: Steve's totally spectacular performance! I got it all on video! I'll Показать it to Ты later.
Mr. Travis: Great! I took care of that Voltaire. I tied him up and locked him in the ticket booth. So how's the baby?
Mrs. Travis: He's okay honey, just okay.
Mr. Travis: Aw, I'm glad! Who saved Ты Junior? Who saved you?
Junior: Steve!
Mrs Travis: (gasp) Did Ты hear that? Junior сказал(-а) his first word!
Steve: His first word was my name? How sweet! (Hugs Junior)

Mr. Travis: Thank Ты so much Steve for saving us!
Sherlock: I'd say, I'm very proud of you!
Cat: Yay! Steve saved the day!
All cheer
Steve: I'd say, let's get out of here!
Josh: Ты don't have to tell us twice!
Bleachers roll,away revealing open door
Mr. Travis: Look, the door! It's open we're free!
Steve: Alright! Let's go guys!
Josh: Alright!
Mrs. Travis: Yes!
All run to door. Door slams.
Steve: Oh no! The door closed!
Sherlock: (Pulls on door) Tartar sauce! It's locked shut!
Cat: (Pounds on door) Let us out! Let us out!
Voltaire's voice: Leaving so soon? I think not!
Steve: Who сказал(-а) that?
Voltaire: Ha ha ha ha ha, HA HA HA HA HA HA, AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (Enters spotlight clapping hands slowly)
Cast: Voltaire?!
Voltaire: Bravo! Excellent performance Ты fools!
Mr. Travis (stuttering): But...but Ты were...I thought I...how did Ты get out?!
Voltaire: Ah ah ah! A magician never reveals his secrets, remember?
Mr. Travis: Aw man! I completely forgot Ты were a magician! (Face palms)
Voltaire: Yes, and I believe Ты are all forgetting something else.
Steve: No we aren't, Voltaire! I saved Baby Junior and my friend Cat! Which means we won and your circus Показать is over!
Sherlock: And as an employee of the city police department, I place Ты under arrest!
Voltaire: No! First of all, I cannot be arrested for I came from a pinball machine. And секунда of all, Ты have all forgotten...Ring 3!
Cast: Ring 3?
Cat: What performance is that?
Voltaire: I'm glad Ты asked Miss Cat. In Ring number three, the Далее pinball wizard of Cirqus Voltaire must challenge me! And that person is Steve!
Steve: Me? But why me?
Voltaire: So I can win and finally get my revenge!
Steve: Revenge? Revenge on who?
Voltaire: Revenge on you! Every time people play Cirqus Voltaire, they are always hitting me in the face and making me глотать, ласточка that giant ball down my springy throat! Since Ты play that game so much, this means I have to suffer all that pain over and over again! Now that I am free, I will make those pinball wizards of Cirqus Voltaire a part of my circus forever!
Sherlock: So that explains why Ты captured us and put Junior and Cat in your show!
Mrs. Travis: That is just messed up!
Steve: I agree! And plus, that's the whole fun of the game. Most games need a bad guy like you, and without you, Cirqus Voltaire would be, well, Cirqus.
Voltaire: Fun?! Did Ты say fun?! (Throws thunder orb. Boom!)
Steve and the cast gasp.
Voltaire (furiously): Ты think hitting me in the face is fun?! Well let's see how Ты like it! I challenge you, to the Ringmaster Battle!

Sherlock: Steve, Ты don't have to do this if Ты don't want to!
Steve: No Detective Squarepants. I got to do it. The book says it's the only way to vanquish Voltaire and set us free.
Josh: Well in that case, good luck.
Cat: And be careful!
Steve: Thanks guys. Alright Voltaire...challenge accepted!
Voltaire: Excellent! Lower the cage!
Cage lowers covering Voltaire and Steve
Voltaire: Ready? Fight! (Throws thunderbolt)
Steve: Woah! (Jumps and catches Далее thunderbolt) I can hold these? Cool! Hai-ya! (Throws it back at Voltaire)
Voltaire: Ow!
Both throw thunder orbs and lightning bolts at each other. Cast cheers Steve on.
Voltaire: No! I will not be defeated! I will NEVER BACK DOWN!!!
Voltaire makes big thunder orb and throws it at Steve
Steve: Uh oh! (Boom) Aaaaaah! (Hits the ground in pain) Ouch! Oh, ow!
Voltaire: Yes! I won! I finally won!
Mrs. Travis: Steve no!
Sherlock: Ты cheater! Ты know Steve has no magical powers like you!
Voltaire: It doesn't matter! He Остаться в живых the battle and according to his book (reads it) he will now have to be a part of my circus forever! (Pulls out a rolling таблица with a long box) Now Steve, get into that box!
Steve: Uh...No!
Voltaire: What did Ты say?
Steve: Ты heard me! No I won't!
Voltaire: I сказал(-а) get in the box! (Throws lightning bolt)
Steve: D'ah! Okay okay! (Gets in the box)
Mr. Travis: Hey! That was mean!
Josh: What kind of a man are you?
Voltaire: (locks Steve in box) Do Ты even know what kind of a man I truly am?
Josh: Well uh...
Voltaire: Of course Ты don't! Because I am wearing a mask!
Mr. Travis: Ты don't mean?
Voltaire: Yes! There's a face beneath this face! Spooky isn't it?
Sherlock: Yeah, spooky!
Voltaire: And now, for the grand finale! I am going to cut this young man, in half!!! (Takes out chainsaw) But before I do, any last words Steve?
Steve (Sadly): I sure do. Travis family, thank Ты for hiring me as your baby sitter. I hope you'll find someone as good as me. Sherlock, thanks for helping me find and save my friends. Josh, thank Ты for letting me play at your arcade and for letting me Присоединиться the tournament. (Cast Ответы to Steve's thank you's) And Cat, Ты are the most beautiful and nicest girl in the world. You're pretty, funny and have an amazing Пение voice. What I'm trying to say is...I...I...I Любовь you!
Cat:(Gasp!) Oh! (Runs away)
Voltaire: Well, I guess that didn't turn out as Ты thought it would! Now on with the show! (Turns on chainsaw) Well folks, hope you've enjoyed the show! Well at least I did! (Laughs evilly as he draws chainsaw to Steve in the box)
Cast place their hats on their hearts или cry on shoulders

Steve battles Voltaire

Steve loses the battle and is about to get sawed in half.

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"the, the ZOO? no-no-no-no-no! Ты don't undrstand, i belong here!" cried katt, "im no lemur!!!"
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"i can land on my feet, from the window sill, without falling." she said, climbing back up to her window.
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"blowhole!" skipper said, annoyed.
"yes. But not only me!" blowhole said.
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She got your number
She know your game
Look what you’re under
It’s so insane
Since Ты seduced her
How does it feel
To know that woman
Is out to kill

Every man’s stance is like takin’ a chance it’s not about Любовь and romance
And now you’re gonna get it
Every hot man is out takin’ a chance it’s not about Любовь and romance
And now Ты do forget it
To escape the world I’ve got to enjoy that simple dance
And it seemed that everything was on my side
She seemed sincere like it was Любовь and true romance
And now she’s out to get me
But I just can’t take it
Just can’t break it

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Living dinosaurs! Chapter 17: Make-up, fix-up and another problem

posted by sowem

Gallis: Uhh. Lucile I'm sorry I got so angry. I let my past get to my future. And I still can't understand why Ithat happened. The truth is I had a girlfriend in high school who nearly killed me.
Lucile: That's okay, sorry that I lied, but I would have told Ты the truth eventually, but I forgot that Ты would understand.
Gallis: That's true. And sorry I let my feelings get the better of me.
Lucile: Can we just put all this behind us and make-up?
Gallis: Sure.
They give each other a warm hug and a quick kiss.

After everyone's been told:
Everyone is in the same room.
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