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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that Ты arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and Ты will Любовь it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to Ты that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe Ты didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. или maybe Ты didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But Ты get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Друзья - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was Чтение a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an яблоко on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my Письмо folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with Ты guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella by Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until Ты agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn Ты into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told Ты I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, Ты crazy witch
Now it's raining еще than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been Письмо a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the в общем и целом, общая story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight by just "letting her characters handle the plot". There by making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write Фан fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good Фан fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie Ты want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a Список of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced by Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two Книги sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, Ты see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The секунда features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter Фаны are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER Статьи HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores Ты или is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Любовь with Ты — and Ты are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells Ты to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Любовь of your life. Ты should stay with him since he will keep Ты безопасно, сейф forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell Ты that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When Чтение them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

Okay sorry Twilikers. But Ты need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a Любовь story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the Книги Переместить on. And have Ты seen all the different...

I am sure lot of Ты won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These Книги are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of Любовь and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However Ты have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two звезда crossed Влюбленные and the obstacles faced by them. HP...

DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I Любовь Ты еще than Ты can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an час snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his рубашка off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...

(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, Вампиры could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....

There once was a seventeen год old girl named Sandy. One день in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid Чтение a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and еще often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...

Here's a Список of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, или just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many Фаны are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read by any age group. Twilight is geared еще towards angst 15 год olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with Ты as Ты read. The first Книги start out fairly tame but mature as Ты mature....