(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do Ты guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have Ты read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t Ты just Любовь them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are Ты f***ing serious?! These are the best Книги ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite Ты and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
were are Ты harry asked ron over here can't Ты see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see Ты it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for Ты can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in Любовь with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
no i cant see Ты it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for Ты can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in Любовь with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
I'm going to start doing Статьи like this because I think it's fun and I just wanna see who thinks one character is better than the other.
Before Ты guys start, let me tell Ты my opinion. I think that Bellatrix is the better villan because she's mean, crazy and cruel but also happens to have good fighting skills, even though I hate her for hurting Hermione. She's also not afraid [potterheads correct me if i'm wrong] to kill others. She pretty much has the ultimate personality and guts that Villaness's have.
Those are my opinions. Now... feel free to add yours!! Enjoy:)
Before Ты guys start, let me tell Ты my opinion. I think that Bellatrix is the better villan because she's mean, crazy and cruel but also happens to have good fighting skills, even though I hate her for hurting Hermione. She's also not afraid [potterheads correct me if i'm wrong] to kill others. She pretty much has the ultimate personality and guts that Villaness's have.
Those are my opinions. Now... feel free to add yours!! Enjoy:)
first off i would like to say that i used to like t but everyone ruined it.
hp is so much better because its about friendship and standing up for your self it shows fear and judement and kind and tenderness which in twilight its just about useing people to benifit Ты and doin iti mean in twilight, it takes edward and bella what a week to fall in Любовь it takes ron and herimone over 7 years and harry starts to relize he loves ginny after 5 years! and not to mention hp is fun for everyone some people might be afraid of the fact of a man eating vampire watching them not knowing when there going to attack out of hunger. so when Ты "twilight" Фаны find some real evidence that twilight has any real moral to it let me know cause i really like to know wat Ты think. или just Комментарий on this Статья PEACE, sy-sy
hp is so much better because its about friendship and standing up for your self it shows fear and judement and kind and tenderness which in twilight its just about useing people to benifit Ты and doin iti mean in twilight, it takes edward and bella what a week to fall in Любовь it takes ron and herimone over 7 years and harry starts to relize he loves ginny after 5 years! and not to mention hp is fun for everyone some people might be afraid of the fact of a man eating vampire watching them not knowing when there going to attack out of hunger. so when Ты "twilight" Фаны find some real evidence that twilight has any real moral to it let me know cause i really like to know wat Ты think. или just Комментарий on this Статья PEACE, sy-sy
