To be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"
Greg House got run over by a reindeer
limpin' Главная from Cuddy's house Рождество eve. Wink Wink
Ты can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Wilson, we believe.
He'd been drinkin' too much vodka.
And Cuddy begged him not to go.
But he'd forgot his Vicodin,
and he staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found him Рождество mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.
Greg House got run over by a reindeer,
limpin' Главная from Cuddy's house Рождество eve. Wink Wink
Ты can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Wilson, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Cuddy.
She's been takin' this so well.
See her in there watchin' her soaps,
drinkin' and playin' cards with Nurse Brenda.
It's not Рождество without Greg.
All the team dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts или send them back?
(Open them up)
Greg House got run over by a reindeer,
limpin' Главная from Cuddy's house Рождество eve. Wink Wink
Ты can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Wilson, we believe.
Now the гусь is on the table.
And the пудинг made of band.
And a black and brown candle,
that would just have matched the cane in House's hand.
I've warned all my Друзья and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Greg House got run over by a reindeer,
limpin' Главная from Cuddy's house, Рождество eve. Wink Wink
Ты can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Wilson, we believe.
(Sing it Wilson!)
Greg House got run over by a reindeer,
limpin' Главная from Cuddy's house, Рождество eve. WINK WINK!
Ты can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Wilson, we believe.
And He's a J.E.W!
Merry Christmas
Greg House got run over by a reindeer
limpin' Главная from Cuddy's house Рождество eve. Wink Wink
Ты can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Wilson, we believe.
He'd been drinkin' too much vodka.
And Cuddy begged him not to go.
But he'd forgot his Vicodin,
and he staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found him Рождество mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.
Greg House got run over by a reindeer,
limpin' Главная from Cuddy's house Рождество eve. Wink Wink
Ты can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Wilson, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Cuddy.
She's been takin' this so well.
See her in there watchin' her soaps,
drinkin' and playin' cards with Nurse Brenda.
It's not Рождество without Greg.
All the team dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts или send them back?
(Open them up)
Greg House got run over by a reindeer,
limpin' Главная from Cuddy's house Рождество eve. Wink Wink
Ты can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Wilson, we believe.
Now the гусь is on the table.
And the пудинг made of band.
And a black and brown candle,
that would just have matched the cane in House's hand.
I've warned all my Друзья and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Greg House got run over by a reindeer,
limpin' Главная from Cuddy's house, Рождество eve. Wink Wink
Ты can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Wilson, we believe.
(Sing it Wilson!)
Greg House got run over by a reindeer,
limpin' Главная from Cuddy's house, Рождество eve. WINK WINK!
Ты can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Wilson, we believe.
And He's a J.E.W!
Merry Christmas