House/Hugh in this week's TVGuide

One knows one is bored when one thinks too much about the philosophy of television...

I Любовь Monk, the Показать about an obsessive-compulsive man who assists the police by solving crimes with his unusually accurate eye for detail. Unfortunately, Телевидение stations like to annoy me by either taking the shows I Любовь off-air или moving them to time-slots that only stay-at-home-mothers can watch when their kids are at school, или when the only people awake are drug addicts and insomniacs. This happened with Monk, which was first moved to a late-night time-slot and then to an afternoon slot.

Anyway, I...

CREDIT goes to Shikabane-Mai.
She put it in the Ссылки but it doesn't work for everyone so this is me being helpful.
If Ты CAN see the link, go there right now and rate THAT instead of this!

This is the full transcript of the Katie Jacobs interview for those unable to open it. (for some reason I myself can only open it on firefox...)

Enjoy! (couldn't post this as a Комментарий for the simple reason it is HUGE... and would take up the entire page.)

Q: I have to wonder, when Ты were preparing for the hostage episode, did Ты come across any real instances where anything remotely like this happened...

Dr.Gregory House

“I teach Ты to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned Ты wait in line?”

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if Ты jumble it up.”

“So what's your plan? Ты take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

[Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"You talk to God, you're religious; God talks...

It's really to bad that season four was cut short by the writers strike, if it hadn't been I think we would have been able to gain a much greater insight into House and Wilson's characters and their relationship with each other. However, we can't dwell on what we missed out on - instead we have to make the most of the time we had to learn.

AMBER: Amber was a very intelligent woman who would do anything to achieve whatever she set her mind on. House wasn't far off in calling her a manipulative сука - but it's how she got the job done. She knew people didn't like her and compensated by feeling...

Huddy?

The Назад episode House and Cuddy kissed. They are now purposefully avoiding each other unbeknownst to Wilson; who was trying to figure out what has happened.

Wilson walks into House’s office—with a plan to get some information out of him before he talks to Cuddy.

Wilson: Hey.

House: Hey.

Wilson: Have Ты seen Cuddy at all this past week?

House: Err. Sure.

Wilson: She was a wreck last week—and now all of a sudden she is, fine.

House: Life altering decisions can do that to some people.

Wilson: Also. Ты two have been avoiding each other like the plague.

(Wilson sat down opposite...

Disclaimer:This is sort of a Фан fiction!No offence to anyone!I don't own anything!Just for fun!

"Imaginary meeting for Письмо a episode"

Writter 1:So what are we gonna do?We have some bits of huddy and chameron on the way to feed the starving fans...How do we do it?

Writter 2:mmmm...We сказал(-а) that we will have еще chameron things!So here's what we are gonna do!We are gonna cut their 3 минуты scenes into 2 episodes!

Writter 1:Thats awesome dude!I mean 1.5 minute!Thats еще than Chase has had in a year!
But we have a problem!Since we want the plot to Переместить really slow ,so that we would give to the...

I thought it was time someone wrote a cross-over of House Md and Grey's Anatomy.My knowledge of GA is rudimentary,so shoot me if Ты don't like the storyline*ducks to avoid the bullets*.There is not even one sane scene in this fanfic.Hope Ты like it :)

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED


Christmas Eve at PPTH.House and his team,old and new,are congregated in Cuddy's office.

C:I know it's Рождество Eve,but this is good publicity for the hospital,so whether Ты like it или not,you're going to do this!

T:My wife is going to kill me if I don't Показать up tonight!

C:Do I seem to care,Dr Taub?Now,I know we're...