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posted by btflash
I have a confession to make. It is a very tough confession to make, considering I've kept up this lie for so long. Stay tuned, there's an important message at the end as well. If Ты read any of this article, and want to quit reading, read the end before Ты quit. If Ты do plan on Чтение through the whole thing, dont skip to the end. Now, on to the all- important confession.












I hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

From the moment I first saw the show, I despised it. I hated every single character on this show, especially twilight sparkle, who I consider especially annoying and whom i think is too much of a know-it-all for anyone to like her. I hate every person who would even consider liking this show.
My persona on here has been a lie. My hatred for bronies is so strong that I kept up a virtual identity on this site to fool everyone into thinking I myself was a brony. this fanbase is full of such gullible losers that it was easy to gain all your trust. I've learned many things during my little "experiment," and I would like to share what I learned.

What I learned - some Bronies/ pegasisters say they "love and tolerate," (ugh, what a horrid term) but can easily be manipulated to exhibit rage. This was shown when I caused Emmylove786 to rage when I simply прокомментировал(-а) on one of her horrendous Тест questions. coupling with this lesson, I also learned that other bronies will turn on other bronies that exhibit rage. This was shown when other bronies "came to my aid," no Вопросы asked. I was going to try to stop it, but it was too fun to watch

This is but two examples of the horrendous behavior of the cult known as "bronies." Looking back, it's hard to believe "everypony" *ugh* fell for my little ruse. I was painfully obvious I was deceiving them all. I dropped so many obvious hints, I'm surprised none of the еще intellectual bronies found me out. That just shows how gullible Ты all are.

So yes, I confess I lied to Ты all. I confess I deceived Ты all with no guilt

Finally, I also confess that this whole Статья is just a horrible april fools joke, the whole article's all a lie, and I can only hope I didn't offend anyone, as I meant none of it. Happy April Foal's day, everypony! this Статья was really painful to write.

again, to be clear, this whole Статья was a joke, and I meant no offense.
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posted by Canada24
Afried I'm ending season 2 here.. Working on the 3rd season of Trevor Phillips series and deciding to focus my energy on that one..

Pinkie Pie is involved in the series, she became Trevor's 'pet pony'.

But Trevor turned her from cute Pinkie Pie., into the deranged Pinkamena (Cupcakes Pinkie)..

since I'm bring this us., here's best of "psycho pinkie" in the T. P. Series.

SEASON 1 EPISODE 5:

lazlo: Please don't kill me., (holds up Pinkie Pie) I'll give Ты my pet pony.

Michael: It'll take еще than tha-

Trevor: I Любовь IT! (Grabs her and despite being a mentally insane mass murderer, he hugs her like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Blooper time.

Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

Blooper song: link

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE- *Coughs, and falls down*
Spike: Cut.
Director: Ты don't make the decisions!
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her black man's voice* I don't know.... Hey, I thought I was supposed to get my normal voice back!
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Показать wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Bulk Biceps as Adele
and Fancy Pants as Keanu Reeves

Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with negative $235,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Audience: *Clapping* Woo...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Well, we hope Ты enjoyed this episode, because now, it's time for the bloopers.
Audience: *Clapping*

Blooper song: link

Frank & Wilson: We already did the intro!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: Well, considering the fact that I'm blind, I'm going to throw this laptop away. *Throws it at a taxi*
Taxi Pony: Hey, you're gonna pay for that!
Audience: *Laughing*

----

Matt: This is getting too random. *Climbs into Gordon's cab* Okay Болталка talking train that I can't see because I'm blind, take me home.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gordon: Uh, I'm not even on the train tracks.
Matt: Now Ты tell me.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her стол письменный, стол when Derpy appeared.

Derpy: I'd like to inform Ты about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that Ты cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news Ты give me, is stupid. Last week Ты informed...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 1: New School (Part 1)

Joseph: *Sitting by himself, has white hair, light green eyes, and a slightly toned figure*

Mane Six: *Sit Далее to Joseph*

Rainbow Dash: Good afternoon, Joseph!

Joseph: *Sees the Mane Six Далее to him* Oh, hello...

Pinkie Pie: *Looks at Joseph* What’s bugging you, Joseph?

Joseph: *Sighs* It’s nothing...

Rarity: Are Ты sure? We can’t help Ты if Ты don’t talk to us.

Joseph: It’s just...my powers...

Fluttershy: Powers?

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at her friends* Ты don’t know his powers? They’re super cool!

Rarity: We’ve only known him for about a год now......
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 Pierce Hawkins as папиллон, покрытый сосочками
Pierce Hawkins as Papillon
SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Papillon

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

Police пони 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Police пони 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, Ты will all be transferred to another prison, far from here. Everypony living in France no longer has to worry about you. Forget France. She has gotten rid of you.

Then the warden walked down a crowded street, while soldiers, and police ponies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: We're gonna Показать Ты all of the crossover parodies we've done in this season. Let us know which one is your Избранное in the Комментарии below.

Master Sword: Our first crossover parody will be Sleepless Hedgehog In Ponyville.
Tom: Which is a crossover of Hedgehog In Ponyville, and Sleepless In Ponyville. Let's begin.

Location: Ponyville, Sweet яблоко Acres
Date: September 28, 2013... One hundred years ago.

Audience: *Laughing*

An evil scientist by the name of Doctor Robotnik came from the Sonic The Hedgehog world, или Mobius.. Whatever it's called.

Audience: *Laughing*

The residents of Ponyville...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:01 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff, and Hawkeye got back to the station. They uncoupled their engine from the train, and Stephanie continued on with Stylo in two diesels.

Hawkeye: *Walks into Pete's office* I suppose Ты heard about what happened.
Pete: Yes. How come Ты didn't listen to Jeff?
Hawkeye: I thought he was lying. Anyway he told me Ты might огонь him for crashing those three engines into the repairs.
Pete: Of course not. I know it was an accident, and I gave him a fair warning. Also, I did some serious thinking, and I'm gonna...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: me
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Показать wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Saten Twist as Will Ferrell (He is dressed as himself)
Special guest star, Shredder Dash as himself

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. This is our first episode of 2015, and already things have gone completely wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'd like to once again remind everypony here to refrain the use of swear words.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with...
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Дружба — это чудо
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made Ты enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 28, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:36 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut kept complaining about everything. He complained about not getting enough hooficures. He complained about getting too much work. It was so annoying that Nikki decided to put an end to it once, and for all.

Nikki: *Sitting at the station with Anthony, and Donut* I ain't happy with what Ты did yesterday. Ты just left your train on a bridge.
Donut: Shut the fuck up. I didn't ask for anypony to criticize me about my job.
Nikki: Then it's a good thing my sister is coming back today. She'll teach Ты common...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
[In Ponyville]
Fluttershy took Twilight to the Hayburger for something to eat. "Thanks for taking me to my Избранное place in Ponyville, I'm famished!". Twilight was starting to feel better. "Your welcome". Fluttershy happily closed her eyes. "Now tell me, who in particular do Ты want to be your boyfriend?". Fluttershy questioned her. "Well...im not sure, I actually don't want a boyfriend right now..I mean, I just wanna know the experience before its too late". Twilight started blushing a little. "Oh, I understand". Fluttershy started biting her lips nervously. When suddenly the door opened...
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