So, since today is Tawnyjay's birthday, I decided today was the perfect день to post the Статья I've been thinking about. Here I go.
I've noticed that in MLP:FiM, birthdays suck. Really the only birthday that didn't suck that we've seen was Gummy's birthday. I can't really talk about Cheerilee или Zecora, since their birthdays were only mentioned in passing, but all the other ones we've seen, SUCK. And I have three and a half examples to Показать this.
I'll start with the half, while although not technically a birthday, I still felt I should mention. This would be Diamon Tiara's cuteceniara (I hope I spelled that right). She throws an elaborate party to celebrate getting her cutie mark, when three blank flanks steal all the glory. She had been looking вперед to this, and it was ruined for her.
Okay, on to actual birthdays. I'll start with Spike. It starts off pretty good. He gets a Kiss from Rarity and a bunch of presents. Then his dragon side takes over and he becomes a giant greedy monster, almost destroying Ponyville. Sure, he learns a valuable lesson, but he nearly destroys a town. If it had gone any farther, he may have even killed Rarity.
Next, Twilight Sparkle. Sure, it had a happy ending, and SHE didn't realize the full extent of what happened, but Rarity forgot about Twilight's birthday, lied so that she wouldn't have to go to it, and never finished the dress she promised her. Twilight may have liked the dress, but let's be honest. IT WAS AWFUL. Plus, while dancing in it, she embaressed her self in front of the upper class of Canterlot.
On to the most obvious, Pinkie Pie. No one came to her party (I know it was because they were throwing a party for her, but медведь with me), Spike told her that her Друзья hated her parties and didn't want to be her Друзья anymore, and she had a friggin' mental breakdown! She was talking to piles of rocks and bags of flour, serving them cake and talking for them. She did the eyes pointing in opposite directions, which, although a screencap of that was some of my first exposure to ponies, was still extremely creepy for a kids show.
I hope Ты all can now see why пони birthdays suck, and I hope Ты all enjoyed Чтение this.
P.S. Dear Tawnyjay, AquoMoon wanted me to wish Ты a happy birthday since he didn't get to while Ты were online...
I've noticed that in MLP:FiM, birthdays suck. Really the only birthday that didn't suck that we've seen was Gummy's birthday. I can't really talk about Cheerilee или Zecora, since their birthdays were only mentioned in passing, but all the other ones we've seen, SUCK. And I have three and a half examples to Показать this.
I'll start with the half, while although not technically a birthday, I still felt I should mention. This would be Diamon Tiara's cuteceniara (I hope I spelled that right). She throws an elaborate party to celebrate getting her cutie mark, when three blank flanks steal all the glory. She had been looking вперед to this, and it was ruined for her.
Okay, on to actual birthdays. I'll start with Spike. It starts off pretty good. He gets a Kiss from Rarity and a bunch of presents. Then his dragon side takes over and he becomes a giant greedy monster, almost destroying Ponyville. Sure, he learns a valuable lesson, but he nearly destroys a town. If it had gone any farther, he may have even killed Rarity.
Next, Twilight Sparkle. Sure, it had a happy ending, and SHE didn't realize the full extent of what happened, but Rarity forgot about Twilight's birthday, lied so that she wouldn't have to go to it, and never finished the dress she promised her. Twilight may have liked the dress, but let's be honest. IT WAS AWFUL. Plus, while dancing in it, she embaressed her self in front of the upper class of Canterlot.
On to the most obvious, Pinkie Pie. No one came to her party (I know it was because they were throwing a party for her, but медведь with me), Spike told her that her Друзья hated her parties and didn't want to be her Друзья anymore, and she had a friggin' mental breakdown! She was talking to piles of rocks and bags of flour, serving them cake and talking for them. She did the eyes pointing in opposite directions, which, although a screencap of that was some of my first exposure to ponies, was still extremely creepy for a kids show.
I hope Ты all can now see why пони birthdays suck, and I hope Ты all enjoyed Чтение this.
P.S. Dear Tawnyjay, AquoMoon wanted me to wish Ты a happy birthday since he didn't get to while Ты were online...
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof by behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten сказал(-а) nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave Ты alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad Ты to know Ты actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten сказал(-а) a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. Ты wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten сказал(-а) excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten сказал(-а) nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave Ты alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad Ты to know Ты actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten сказал(-а) a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. Ты wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten сказал(-а) excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my Избранное character Twilight and AppleJack, by using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer Чтение Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little пони has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if Ты really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my Избранное character Twilight and AppleJack, by using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer Чтение Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little пони has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if Ты really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
TotalDramaFan60 presents:
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy медведь wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
кленовый, клен and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy медведь wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
кленовый, клен and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!