This fanfic is a combination of My Little пони with a movie called Duel. If Ты have not seen Duel, then Ты should. It is very good. Ok, here we go

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did Ты get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need Ты to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the Список with Ты in case Ты forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 минуты later she got behind a big rig carrying gasoline. It was going very slow, and the smoke was causing Pinkie to cough.

Pinkie: Why so slow? *coughs*

After 20 секунды Pinkie drove past the big rig.

Pinkie: *listening to radio*
radio announcer: Now, up Далее is Frankie Nylon & The Colts with Why Do Foals Fall In Love
big rig driver: *drives past Pinkie nearly hitting her*
Pinkie: HEY!

Once again the big rig was behind Pinkie Pie going 30 miles an hour.

Pinkie: *drives past big rig, then stops to get gas*
gas station owner: Hello, how can I help you?
Pinkie: Full tank.
gas station owner: Sure thing.
big rig driver: *pulls into station Далее to Pinkie*
gas station owner: Ok that'll be 8 bits please.
Pinkie: *pays pony*
gas station owner: If Ты want I can check under the капот, худ for you.
Pinkie: Sure
gas station owner: *opens hood* Looks like Ты could use a new radiator hose
Pinkie: Really? This car is brand new. I'll get one later. Do Ты have any phones I can use?
gas station owner: Yeah inside.
Big rig driver: *honks horn*
gas station owner: I'll be right there!
Mr. Cake: Hello?
Pinkie: Hi.
Mr Cake: Ты didn't crash did you?
Pinkie: No, I just stopped to get gas, and I wanted to say hi so... Hi!
Mr Cake: How far away are Ты from the store?
Pinkie: Very far. Why do I have to drive for a long time just to get cake ingredients?
Mr Cake: Because that's the only store with cake ingredients.
Pinkie: Ok, bye! *hops back to car*