Later that день nearly all of the mane 6 were hanging in the Ponyville Compound.
Dan: Looks like we got something from Manehattan.
Applejack: *opens package* What the fuck is this?
Dan: Their way of letting us know that Pinkie Pie is sleeping with the fishes.
радуга Dash: Pinkie's dead?
Big Mac: Unfortunately, eeyup.
Dan: Do Ты always say eeyup?
Big Mac: Nope.
Dan: Do Ты always say that?
Big Mac: When I disagree eeyup.
The Далее день was the beginning of summer. And everyone in the Ponyville mafia was celebrating.
радуга Dash: 5 oranges please.
оранжевый seller: Sure.
Manehattan pony6: *drives into alleyway* Leave the car running.
Manehattan pony45: Ok.
радуга Dash: Thank you.
Manehattan ponies: *run toward Dash*
Big Mac: *spots ponies*
Manehattan ponies: *shoot радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *drops oranges* Kill those guys!
Big Mac: *pulls out gun*
Manehattan pony6: *shoots Big Mac*
Manehattan pony45: They're dead. Lets go!
радуга Dash: *breathing heavily* Big mac.
Big Mac: Eeyup?
радуга Dash: Get Rarity.
15 минуты later Big Mac got Rarity to heal радуга Dash. When she got better she needed Rarity, Applejack, and Dan to do something.
Applejack: *eating cookie*
Rarity: Will Ты stop?
Applejack: Get your own.
Dan: Stop arguing, it's just a cookie.
Applejack: Just a cookie? It has Шоколад chip.
радуга Dash: Alright Ты three. Listen up. Nickel Lesscage needs to die. He killed Pinkie, and had some goons nearly killed me. We'll make them think we want to set a truce with them, and team up to kill the other mafias. But really we're putting an end to them.
Dan: How do we do it?
радуга Dash: Dan will be the one that kills Nickel Lesscage. Rarity & яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса will get the gun hidden in the bathroom, at the stall furthest from the door.
Dan: Alright.
Rarity & Applejack: Just one problem.
радуга Dash: And what's that?
Rarity: We cannot go into the stallion's bathroom.
радуга Dash: Then disguise yourselves as stallions. How hard can it be?!
Rarity: Not hard, it's just so creepy.
Applejack: Don't be a pussy.
Rarity: I am not being a pussy! I'm simply saying that it would feel wierd, not scary.
радуга Dash: Well in that case, get the job done.
And they do, but that will be told later.
Dan: Looks like we got something from Manehattan.
Applejack: *opens package* What the fuck is this?
Dan: Their way of letting us know that Pinkie Pie is sleeping with the fishes.
радуга Dash: Pinkie's dead?
Big Mac: Unfortunately, eeyup.
Dan: Do Ты always say eeyup?
Big Mac: Nope.
Dan: Do Ты always say that?
Big Mac: When I disagree eeyup.
The Далее день was the beginning of summer. And everyone in the Ponyville mafia was celebrating.
радуга Dash: 5 oranges please.
оранжевый seller: Sure.
Manehattan pony6: *drives into alleyway* Leave the car running.
Manehattan pony45: Ok.
радуга Dash: Thank you.
Manehattan ponies: *run toward Dash*
Big Mac: *spots ponies*
Manehattan ponies: *shoot радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *drops oranges* Kill those guys!
Big Mac: *pulls out gun*
Manehattan pony6: *shoots Big Mac*
Manehattan pony45: They're dead. Lets go!
радуга Dash: *breathing heavily* Big mac.
Big Mac: Eeyup?
радуга Dash: Get Rarity.
15 минуты later Big Mac got Rarity to heal радуга Dash. When she got better she needed Rarity, Applejack, and Dan to do something.
Applejack: *eating cookie*
Rarity: Will Ты stop?
Applejack: Get your own.
Dan: Stop arguing, it's just a cookie.
Applejack: Just a cookie? It has Шоколад chip.
радуга Dash: Alright Ты three. Listen up. Nickel Lesscage needs to die. He killed Pinkie, and had some goons nearly killed me. We'll make them think we want to set a truce with them, and team up to kill the other mafias. But really we're putting an end to them.
Dan: How do we do it?
радуга Dash: Dan will be the one that kills Nickel Lesscage. Rarity & яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса will get the gun hidden in the bathroom, at the stall furthest from the door.
Dan: Alright.
Rarity & Applejack: Just one problem.
радуга Dash: And what's that?
Rarity: We cannot go into the stallion's bathroom.
радуга Dash: Then disguise yourselves as stallions. How hard can it be?!
Rarity: Not hard, it's just so creepy.
Applejack: Don't be a pussy.
Rarity: I am not being a pussy! I'm simply saying that it would feel wierd, not scary.
радуга Dash: Well in that case, get the job done.
And they do, but that will be told later.
Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are Ты doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from пони mov: FREEEEZE!!!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the пони mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!
TO BE CONTAINUED
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are Ты doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from пони mov: FREEEEZE!!!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the пони mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!
TO BE CONTAINUED
The cops from pony mov
Eris's Eyes
"Oh god" I thought. "Moon Dust sure is weird." "Eris are Ты alright!" Luna gasped. She ran down the hallway to Eris. "Your mother has been looking for you!" She exclaimed. "The other fillies were messing with her again." Moon Dust quickly said.
"What!" Celestia walked into the hallway. Moon Dust quickly bowed down. "Hello Princess" Moon Dust said. "Get up Moon Dust I'm sick of Ты doing that your my sister's apprentice your practically royal" She stood up "This has to end" "But, Mom I'm so sick of being babied! Ты know what I wish Ты all would let me deal with my problems!" I ran out of the hallway out of the замок and to the mountains.
"Oh god" I thought. "Moon Dust sure is weird." "Eris are Ты alright!" Luna gasped. She ran down the hallway to Eris. "Your mother has been looking for you!" She exclaimed. "The other fillies were messing with her again." Moon Dust quickly said.
"What!" Celestia walked into the hallway. Moon Dust quickly bowed down. "Hello Princess" Moon Dust said. "Get up Moon Dust I'm sick of Ты doing that your my sister's apprentice your practically royal" She stood up "This has to end" "But, Mom I'm so sick of being babied! Ты know what I wish Ты all would let me deal with my problems!" I ran out of the hallway out of the замок and to the mountains.
"Luna, I don't feel good, at all I need to go to our room." Celestia gasped. "Tia I'm coming with you" Luna replied. Luna helped Celestia up to their room. Celestia felt something stir inside her. "Help me into my bed!" Celestia shouted.
Luna helped her into the blankets. "Celestia! You're Pregnant! You're having a filly!" Luna gasped. "Or a colt" Celestia answered. For about a couple hours Luna stayed at her side till it about 8:00pm. The filly was born. "She's beautiful" Celestia said. Luna looked at her and noticed something. "She's Discord's she looks exactly like she's a draconacus." Luna сказал(-а) with tears. "How could Ты have a filly with Discord!" Luna sobbed. Celestia drew Luna close. "I made a mistake, but it's not Ты или Eris's fault" she answered.
"You called her Eris?" Luna sniffled. "Princess Eris Luna after my little sister." Celestia replied. Luna and Celestia both cried tears of joy for the new princess.
Luna helped her into the blankets. "Celestia! You're Pregnant! You're having a filly!" Luna gasped. "Or a colt" Celestia answered. For about a couple hours Luna stayed at her side till it about 8:00pm. The filly was born. "She's beautiful" Celestia said. Luna looked at her and noticed something. "She's Discord's she looks exactly like she's a draconacus." Luna сказал(-а) with tears. "How could Ты have a filly with Discord!" Luna sobbed. Celestia drew Luna close. "I made a mistake, but it's not Ты или Eris's fault" she answered.
"You called her Eris?" Luna sniffled. "Princess Eris Luna after my little sister." Celestia replied. Luna and Celestia both cried tears of joy for the new princess.
