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Several минуты after beating up Diamond Tiara, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса went back to her family's place.

granny smith: A.J. I just got a call from the cops saying that Ты beat up a filly.
Applejack: She made fun of Applebloom, and beat up a police officer.
granny smith: Well that doesn't mean Ты can beat the crap out of them.
Applejack: Yeah it does.

A few минуты after talking with granny smith, things got out of hand.

Rarity: Why am I here?
Applejack: Just keep an eye on them *floors it*
Applebloom: Applejack?! Where ya goin?
Applejack: *drives toward toll booth*
toll pony: 2 bits.
Applejack: *pays toll* Come on Ты friggin moron! Move! *honks horn*
russian pony123: *drives backward*
toll pony: *lays on floor*

Then every пони from every mafia appeared with tommy guns, and

Applejack: What is this?
mafia ponies: *shoot at Applejack*
Applejack: *gets out of car*
mafia ponies: *shoot Applejack*
Applejack: Aaaahhhhhhhh
mafia ponies: *continue shooting*
Applejack: *falls dead*
Japanese pony46: *shoots and kicks Applejack*

After the job was done Rarity arrived with Applebloom, and the other cutie mark crusaders. They were very sad to see their friend dead.

Meanwhile at Vanhoover

Dan: I have to go back soon.
stripper: Come on baby, I need someone to accompany me.
Dan: Look, I know you're the most sexiest mare in all of Equestria, but I really need to go.
Bartender: I got some пони on the phone looking for Dan?
Dan: That's me. *grabs phone* Hello?
радуга Dash: I need Ты back now.
Dan: Why what happened?
радуга Dash: Every mafia is going against us.
Dan: I'm on my way. *leaves strip club*

When Dan got back, радуга Dash was at Walicorn улица, уличный with the other leaders of the mafia, but that will be told in another part.
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Source: derpibooru
posted by Canada24
Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...


9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red пони falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H Эй, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are Ты drunk или something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Ты really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...
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Source: EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see Ты again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did Ты start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a облако of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real Друзья don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

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Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and еще time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...
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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: Ты got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned by two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than Ты my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of Ты to say Burt.
Bob: So what do Ты plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely Переместить back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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Pinkie Pie:

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...

Pinkie Pie:

The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...

Rarity: She is.

Pinkie Pie:

I'd hide under my подушка
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie сказал(-а) that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?

Pinkie Pie:

She said, "Pinkie, Ты gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt Ты
Just laugh to make them disappear."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ponies: *gasp*

Pinkie Pie:

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up...
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 Frank Pollanchio
Frank Pollanchio
A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.

Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: Ты want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best пони we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something Ты got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well Ты can't just stop him, and arrest him. Ты got to be creative. There's a reason...
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posted by Canada24
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger сказал(-а) evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded by biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered by this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather или not she REALLY thought it was funny, или was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
posted by Canada24
"YOUR NOT FUCKIN TOUCHING HER!" Dash screamed, with еще anger than she ever felt in her life.

"Yeah! Stay back!" Spike added, getting into a fighting stand.

Scootaloo was pulled closer behind them, by Dash's tail.

"Give me a break Ты two, your outnumbered" Ganger replied.

"I don't care! Your not getting my sister!" Cried an, still raged, радуга Dash.

"Give it up lady, don't make me hurt you" Ganger warned.

"NEVER!" Dash screamed.

"Very well.. ATTACK!" Ganger cried, and with that, al, the changelings started zipping down towards them.

Thinking fast, Dash grabbed Spike and used him as a flameflower,...
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posted by Moon-Dust12
Many years назад when Princess Celestia and Princess Luna defeated Discord with the Elements of Harmony Celestia was secretly сердце broken. When they were only teenagers Discord was good she.... loved him. But when he turned she knew it had to be done. But when he returned and Twilight Sparkle and had to turn him to stone with the elements again she couldn't медведь it.
She unfroze him and had a gentle pegasus named Fluttershy befriend him. This пони warmed his сердце and he became good again. Now he joins Celestia in moonlit walks in the замок gardens but Luna realized something. Celestia was acting...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Can't fight fate

Seriously. Those of Ты who have been here for an extended period of time... can't Ты feel something's not right here? I certainly feel it. Truth to be told, I've been feeling like that for quite a while now. The club is not what it used to be. The RP activity has dropped (when I came here a год ago, at least 6-7 Rps were in session, now look at the Форум section!), the fanart activity is decreasing as well and there are barely any new Опросы или Тест questions. This was used to be my “happy place”, where I can get away from all the burdens, complexities and ugliness of...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor