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 New Irish Leader
New Irish Leader
The three ponies went inside where the Irish were. The new leader was at the вверх floor.

Carole: Alright, we gotta do this before the mexicans get here.
Con: *shoots irish ponies*
Amy: What was that?
N.I.L: None of your business *pushes Amy in bed*
Amy: Ты can go buck yourself!
N.I.L: *slaps Amy*
Con: *breaks down door* Amy?
Amy: Con help!
N.I.L *grabs sword*
Con: *shoots at N.I.L*
N.I.L: *blocks shots*
Con: Only one thing to do now *takes away sword*
N.I.L: Ты bloody unicorn!
Edward: I hear a helicopter!
Carole: It's the mexicans.
P: *flying helicopter*
Con: *kicks new irish leader*
NIL: *grabs torch*
Con: *shoots flame* Not so much use now is it?
NIL: *hits Con*
Con: *grabs stick*
NIL: I thought Ты сказал(-а) it wasn't useful.
Con: I lied *pushes NIL out window* Are Ты ok Amy?
Amy: I'm fine.
Edward: Get the secret weapon, P is here.
Con: Oh perfect *grabs secret weapon*
P: Con Ты did it. Now, give me the weapon.
Con: *throws it down cliff*

Despite surviving an earlier drop, that was in a car. The secret weapon broke once it hit the bottom.

P: What the hell?
Con: Ты don't have it, I don't have it. Therefore nopony else can have it.
P: Hhmmmm. That's a good thought there. Well I'm on my way back to HQ. *gets in helicopter* Ты coming?
Con: Nien. I'm staying with Carole.
P: Ok. *flies away*

Eight hours later in the atlantic ocean

Con: *laying in постель, кровати with Carole* Ты still driving that розовый peice of crap?
Carole: I told Ты it's a sexy car. But not as sexy as you.
Con: Obviously, nothing is.
S: Con, do Ты read me?
Con: Yeah, why did Ты put a walkie talkie in my wristwatch?
S: To inform Ты that Princess Celestia has something to tell you.
Con: Right *takes off watch* Let's go somewhere else, shall we?
Carole: We're on a boat, why don't we go scuba diving?
Con: Perfect idea.
S: Con! Are Ты there? Con!
Parrot: Yes?
S: Princess Celestia is going to talk to you.
Celestia: Mr. Mane, how glad to finally speak to you.
Parrot: Eeyup.
Celestia: I just want to thank Ты for saving our world from Mexico.
Parrot: Kiss me.
Celestia: Oh, really Mr. Mane you're such a funny pony.
S: Hold on, let me speak to him. Con! Where are you?
Con: *dives in water* Here.
Parrot: *drops watch*

And that includes For Your I's Only

Con Mane will return in License To Murder.
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