Con, and his Друзья found out that Mr. Sanchez smuggled drugs out of Svoboda into other places in the world, and the way he did it, was illegal.

Sanchez: *drives past S*
S: Rain, do Ты copy?
Rain: I copy. What's the skinny?
S: Sanchez is in a convoy with two sedans, and a bus.
Rain: An actual bus?!
S: No, just a Vriendscoupe bus.
Rain: Oh, thank god.
Con: She's not used to cars. Just flying.
S: I'll keep that in mind.
Rain: *flies above cars*
Con: Why are Ты carrying me again?
Rain: So we can go over the plan. We'll be disguised as tourists, and then we infiltrate Sanchez's plan.
Con: Great.
Rain: We're here.
Con: Thank god, I felt like Ты were going to drop me the entire time.
Sanchez: Welcome my visitors. How is everypony today?
Con: Good.
Sanchez: Excellent, because Ты will be дана a tour of my drug facility.
Rain: Aw yeah.
Sanchez: Helping me with the tour is my right hand man, and a donkey, Dario.
Dario: Hello, follow me.
Tourists: *follow*
Dario: Here is where we load our drugs into trucks. They're all tankers so that no one can find out what it is.
Sanchez: They'll all think it's gasoline, so they won't bother to look inside.
Tourists: Ooh *take down notes*
Dario: Now if Ты walk up these stairs, you'll see the drugs go directly into our trucks. It's awesome, isn't it?
Rain: Soo awesome
Dario: Don't get too excited, there is still еще to be looked at inside this room.
Con: (I'll bet, which is something I'm really good at)
Dario: Now that we're inside, let us Показать Ты something. Since Ты all decided to not only visit, but buy our drugs, we'll deliver it to Ты once Ты get back to your homes.
Sanchez: And you'll get a souvenir as well. *sets paper on fire* A free paper shredder. This is actually a glass cylinder with some of the drugs you'll recieve.
Con: *throws cylinder*
Sanchez: THE BUILDING IS ON FIRE!!! RUN!
Tourists: *running*
Dario: *hits Con*
Sanchez: *grabs gun*
Rain: *hits Sanchez*
Con: *grabs rifle*
Dario: *grabs rifle* Why won't this shoot?!
Con: Cuz it's mine *takes rifle*
Dario: *pushes Con onto conveyor belt*
Con: *falls*
Sanchez: I got the mare, let's finish this loser off.
Con: *teleports into truck*
Dario: Where did he go?
Russian pony56: All trucks may leave the Загрузка bay
Russians: *drive trucks*
Con: *drives truck*
Dario: He's driving one of our trucks!!
Rain: *kills Dario* See ya *flies away*
Sanchez: Damnit! Where is my car?

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