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Well I can't believe the день has come for me to post the first 1/4 of my original story!!! Eeek!! I'm so exited! I know its really long and I was gonna put it up chapter buy chapter but whatever. :) Please Комментарий and tell me what Ты think! Oh and just so Ты know there is a little violence but thats kinda nessesary for the theme. The Далее part probly won't be done till summer или late fall. I'm taking this very seriously and just this 1/4 of one took weeks of editing and just typing out the plot took forever! Well anyways as always I hope Ты enjoy!

~DisneyFan333

10 years after the war

Lucy
Chapter 1:

It was a nice, golden день in October, and I was flying above the park to make sure no one was in the way of our game. “All clear, guys!”

“Aw yeah!” called Daredevil, who was on the other side of the field setting up the goals. “I Любовь a good game of облако soccer!”

“A-are Ты sure its s-safe?” stammered Lucky from below. “I d-don’t think this is s-such a good idea. I th-think I’m gonna go home.”

“Oh, no Ты don’t!” сказал(-а) Daredevil. He flew right into Luckys' face, startling the light purple pegasi. “I need Ты on my team. I can’t do it without you, whenever you're on my team we always win. Ты got that, missy?” Lucky blinked, then reluctantly nodded her head. “Good. Now, get yourself up here and give me fifty laps!”

I chuckled at their antics. “Don’t be so hard on her,” I chimed, flicking my light blonde mane out of my face. “She doesn’t have to play.”

"Hey, she isn't called Lucky for nothing!" Daredevil remarked. He snorted like a bull, blowing his unruly black-and-red mane out from his face. His eyes, a crystalline blue a few shades lighter than Luckys', shined definitely.

Ok, lets stop there so I can introduce Ты to my Друзья and I. I’m Lucy. I have a blonde mane and tail, and a white coat. My cutie mark is a pencil crossed over a pen. Its for my Любовь of writing.

My friend, Daredevil, is one of those guys who are a good, trustworthy friend to have, but a horrible enemy. He's naive and quick to anger, but he can be pleasant when its only Ты and him. His mother once told me he was a little piece of sunshine before the war started, but they went through some pretty rough stuff after their house was bombed. His mane used to be a deep sea blue, but he dyed it black and red to represent the blood and ash of the war.

Lucky here is the shy one of the group, scarred by the deaths of her parents. She’s kind of like a quiet little rabbit who dives in their hole if Ты startle her. She hangs out with us a lot, as her adoptive parents are often busy struggling with the little Магазин they run back in the city. Despite all of her misfortunes, her cutie mark is a horseshoe from the luck she has when playing games или competitions.

I rolled my eyes at Daredevil, and opened my muzzle to remark, but was cut off by an annoyingly high-pitched voice.

“Well, well, well, look whos playing a game of облако soccer. I bet I could block the goal blindfolded, knowing how well Ты play.”

Out of the trees came April and her Unicorn clique. “Hah! I bet I can kick it farther that Ты ever could,” she sneered.

Daredevil turned around slowly, a deep snarl reverberating from his chest. “What was that?” he asked calmly. Uh-oh. Daredevil is never calm towards Единороги unless...

“I сказал(-а) I can kick a ball farther than Ты could,” she repeated, admiring her manicured hooves.

“I’ll take that as a challenge,” he replied coolly. “Lucky, bring me a ball. Any one will do.” With a nod of her head, Lucky flew off to find a durable ball for облако soccer.

“What are Ты doing?!” I murmured into his ear.

“Sticking up for pegasi, thats what,” he whispered back. "Hey!" he shouted to the unicorns. "Go find a ball, snots. Get that leather one Ты always use, или something." He turned back to me and snickered. I blinked, confused. He grinned. “April’s going to be in for a surprise.”

Lucky came back with the ball. It was розовый and sparkly, and had grinning purple hippos all over it. I almost laughed, but I held it in. Ты don’t laugh in front of Daredevil in public, unless he laughs first.

“Here,” she сказал(-а) shyly. “It was the only one I could find.”

Daredevil glared at the ball with utter contempt, then sighed. “It's good enough. Just Далее time, try and find one less...” He paused for a moment, gathering his words. “Girly.”

Lucky avoided his gaze, realizing her mistake. “Are Ты done yet?” barked April. “I don’t have all day. I have a mani-pedi at 3:00, and I don’t intend to miss it.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Daredevil huffed. He turned to me, chuckling quietly. “Oh, she's gonna need еще than a mani-pedi when we're done with her.”

I frowned. The rivalry between the pegasi and unicorn I found plain dumb. Many years ago, Единороги and pegasi had banded together to fight off a great force of demonic creatures called Whorlings. Apparently, there was another group called Earth ponies, but they have been extinct for so long no one really believes in them anymore, except me. After the Whorlings were defeated, secrets about spies and a mishap among the generals were revealed, and political infirmities arose at a vulnerable time.

"Who's gonna ref?" I asked Daredevil. He lifted his head, scanning the crowd at the park. His eyes fell on a tall pegasi with a soft pale розовый mane gracing her shoulders and a sunset оранжевый coat. She had a hardened look in her gaze, but a glimmer of kindness and another emotion that I couldn't name shone in her lavender eyes as she saw us. Daredevil smirked. "Hey, Scootaloo! Can ya ref our game?" Scootaloo's hooves clicked sharply on the pavement as she left the sidewalk. She stood, intimidating, over us. Smiling stonily, she said, “Cloud soccer? This’ll be interesting.”

“Ok, here are the rules,” Scootaloo called out in her military voice. Living with радуга Dash, a leader in the National Pegasi Army, really rubbed off on her. “Each team will elect a person to kick their respective ball. Each team will only get one chance to kick it as far as Ты can, and Ты have to make it past the goal. The пони with the farthest kick past the goal wins. Magic is not permitted. Any questions?" No one argued.

“Bring it on.” I declared.

“It’s settled then,” shouted Scootaloo. “I will give Ты all three минуты to decide who will be kicking and who’s not.

“I’ll do it,” Daredevil volunteered.

Lucky muttered something then looked expectantly at us, thinking that we had heard her. “What was that? I can’t hear you?” I questioned.

She muttered something again but it was still too faint to be heard.

“Didn’t quite catch that.”

She took a deep breath. “I would like to do it.”

“You?! Hah!” Daredevil laughed. Lucky looked at the ground. I poked him in the ribs. “What? She can’t kick a ball a foot. Ты know that.”

“Maybe we should give her a chance.” I proposed. “It’ll sure give her some confidence.” I gave him щенок dog eyes. No one can say no to my щенок dog eyes.

“Ok fine,” he grumbled. “Lucky can be our kicker.”

“The three минуты are up. Send your representatives up to the center of the field.” Lucky flew to the center. April followed, Scootaloo glaring pointedly at her. Yeah, радуга Dash had definitely rubbed off on her.

“Good luck,” April whispered in Lucky’s ear. “You're gonna need it.”

“The pegasi are first. Take your mark.” Lucky picked up the Футбол ball and placed it in front of her right hoof.

“On your mark... get set... KICK!”

Lucky kicked the ball. My mouth dropped open. It had landed on the other side of the field. Exactly a quarter of a mile. April smirked. “Oh, thats nothing.” She levitated her ball so it was in front of her left foot.

“On your mark... get set... KICK!”

I turned around to see a swarm of bees the size of a арбуз -a very ripe one, mind you- come out of the Футбол ball she kicked. “Wh-whats that?” yelled one of April’s sidekicks over the buzz of the bees.

“Oh its just a swarm of wasps,” taunted Dare. “I think Ты may of disturbed their nest so Ты may wanna run for your lives if Ты don’t wanna ruin your pretty little hooves. Besides Ты have a mani-pedi at three and I don’t think Ты wanna miss it.”

Suddenly the swarm came flying down of the Unicorns. A blood curdling scream came out of April’s mouth as one of the wasps stung her back leg. One scream after another came out of her mouth as she started to sprint away from the Wasps.

She and her posse scampered on the grass, their hooves taking them all the way back to Canterlot. “You did that on purpose!” She yelled over her shoulder amidst screams of terror from her friends. “This isn’t over! Ты will pay for this!” As soon as they were gone, all of us burst out laughing. Even Scootaloo.

Dare chuckled as they ran away. “Serves Ты right, Ты unicorns! No one messes with these pegasi!” He turned to us. “Hey lets all go the Ariel’s for some ice cream to celebrate our win!”

“Sounds good to me,” I called, leaving the field, recalling their expressions and screams as we flew.

Chapter 2:

“Who would’ve known a little pegasi like Ты could have that powerful of a kick,” Scootaloo, face still flushed from laughing. She patted Lucky on the back with her wing. “That right there was probably one of the best kicks I’ve ever seen.”

A faint red tinge decorated Lucky’s cheeks. “Thanks.” She muttered shyly behind her light purple hair.

“Come on, slowpokes! Pick up the pace! Its gonna be dark by the time we get to Ariel’s at the rate we're going!” Daredevil called over his shoulder. He was always the one to lead the group. Most of the time he flew ahead, just because he liked to prove he was faster than the rest of us.

“Oh shut up, Dare,” I replied. “It’s not like we have plans for the night. I was just gonna go Главная and hang out after I got some of Ariel's ice cream. Ты can come if Ты want.”

“I think I’ll pass. I would rather spend my time at the gym workin’ out или somethin.” He said, Показ off his muscles defiantly.

“You sure about that? I have your Избранное video games,” I cooed.

“Ponyboy 3?” The pegasi looked me dead in the eye as we flew.

“Yup. The first and секунда one, also. Theres some kettle corn, too,” I teased. Daredevil eats kettle кукуруза by the bucketful, so I knew that it was enough to get him to come over.

“Oh, why not,” he slowed down so he could fly Далее to me. “As long as Ты don’t play any pranks like last time.”

I chuckled crossing my hooves behind my back. “Of course not.”

“Liar!” he said, laughing. “Last one to Ariel’s pays for the meal!” He sped off towards Ponyville, Scootaloo at his tail. I stayed behind with Lucky. She looked upset, like something was bugging her.

“What’s wrong?” I asked.

She shook her head as if doing so would get rid of what was on her mind. “Nothing.”

“Come on,” I coaxed. “You can tell me. I promise I won’t tell anyone.”

“I-I can’t,” She stuttered. “I promised I wouldn’t tell. Lets catch up with the others.” She sped off, leaving me in a облако of dust. That doesn’t surprise me. Lucky never tells secrets. She’s loyal in that kind of way. I still wanted to know what was bugging her, so to keep myself from getting frustrated, I went over to Fluttershy’s for some of her green tea. Since I am talking about Fluttershy, I might as well tell Ты something.

All of the main six трещина, сплит up. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса and Pinkie took all of the earth ponies into the Everfree forest and never returned when the Whorlings attacked. Rarity and Twilight left for Canterlot to find Princess Luna, which is pointless because all Alicorns were hunted after the war. радуга left to Присоединиться the National Pegasi Army. Fluttershy stayed in Ponyville with nothing but Энджел to keep her company. Every once in awhile I will go to visit her and just to see how she is doing.

I trotted down the worn path to her cottage. Once I arrived, I knocked on her cottage door. I waited for a few minutes. Nopony answered. Thats odd. I thought Fluttershy normally leaves a note on the door if she is going out. “Fluttershy? Ты there? Its me Lucy.” I knocked on the door again, then opened it a crack and stepped inside. I gasped.

The floor and shelves were covered in dust. Cobwebs had formed in every nick and cranny. Еда in the fridge had spoiled and were covered in flakes of green mold. It appeared as if nopony had lived here in a long time. The smell of rotten flesh filled my nostrils, and I looked to my left for the Источник of the smell. A horrible scream ripped from my throat. Angel, Fluttershy’s pet bunny, was dead on the floor. The poor bunnies stomach was tiny and Ты could see it’s ribcage. Must have starved to death, I thought. To prove my point, teeth marks on the wood showed signs of a small animal looking for something to eat, and all the Еда on the bottom shelf in the кухня had already been eaten.

There was one thing I knew for certain, was that Fluttershy never leaves an animal, especially Angel, for too long. And most of the time Энджел goes with her. But why would she leave Энджел to starve? And if so, what’s еще important to Fluttershy than Angel? Thoughts filled my head as I raced to Ariel's.

Chapter 3:

The колокол, колокольчик, белл jingled behind me as I entered her shop. Daredevil, Scootaloo, and Lucky had already sat down at a booth near the back. “Hey Lucy! Get your little behind over here!” called Daredevil after taking a lick of his triple Шоколад ice-cream. Lucky sat in the corner Далее to Scootaloo. She avoided my gaze. I took a сиденье, место, сиденья Далее to Daredevil.

“What took Ты so long?” asked Scootaloo. She glanced at her watch. “I gotta fly in like 5 минуты или радуга is gonna freak out.” I explained what I had witnessed with the rest of the group.

“I thought they сказал(-а) they wouldn’t go for another week,” muttered Lucky, thinking that none of us could hear her.

“What was that?” Daredevil said.

“Nothing. I didn’t say anything.” Lucky shrunk back into the corner. Daredevil spat into her face. “What do Ты know?! Tell me.”

“No.” squeaked Lucky.

“Tell me!” screamed Daredevil.

“I сказал(-а) NO!” Lucky yelled then ran out of the shop, leaving her half eaten ice cream behind.

“Wait! I didn’t mean it, come back!” he called after her. “I’ll see Ты guys later! Lucky, wait!” He flew out the door.

“Well I guess it’s just Ты and me huh?” stated Scootaloo. She glancing at the clock on the wall. “Actually, I gotta run. Call me if Ты need anything.” She placed two bits on the таблица and, with a nod of her head, she was gone.

April 3rd, 2012
Chapter 4 :

Tremors shook the earth as blood coated the ground. A lone mare stumbled through the haze, огонь biting his whipped skin. A roar, loud as thunder, reverberated in the starless sky and the he tripped, his blood-matted mane obscuring his vision. The Whorling stood over him, its ice blue eyes the last thing the he saw before the Whorling sunk its rust red teeth into his throat. The Whorling pulled out the mare’s сердце with its fangs still inserted in the his neck. Gurgling noises came from his mouth as he died. The Whorling’s black leather skin shone in the eerie red light as mares сердце dripped blood from the monsters muzzle. In eating the heart, the Whorling had gained the all the life he had left, making the Whorling stronger.

Chapter 5:

I sat in the corner of the booth for another five minutes, soaking in the events I had just witnessed. Lucky knew something and I don’t think she had any intention of telling us.

“Hey Ariel?” I called.

“Yeah?” The lavender pegasi trotted over to me, flicking her brown mane over her shoulder.

“Do Ты still believe the earth ponies still exist?” I asked staring into her light gray eyes.

“Of course not, silly,” she laughed. “After the war, they all disappeared. Everyone knows that. Ты want some ice cream? My избранное peppermint, though some ponies prefer vanilla, или chocolate, или strawberry, thats one of my other favorites. I think Ты would like cotton Конфеты или maybe-”

“I think I’m good,” I interrupted her.“ Thanks for the offer though. I have to go find Lucky and Dare.”

“Ok then. Feel free to stop by anytime if Ты need anything,” she smiled at me then went over to help another customer. I left ten bits on the таблица to pay for the other ponies meals. I walked out of the Магазин and bumped right into Azura.

“Boy, some ponies’ in a hurry,” Azura said. “What’s got Ты all worked up?”

“Its nothing,” I tried to push past her, but she blocked my path.

“Doesn’t sound like nothing,” she looked me in the eye. Her blue eyes Показ signs of concern. “Why don’t Ты come over to my place. I have some new games I think Ты would like.”

“Maybe for just a little bit...” I let my voice trail off.

“Great! Follow me,” I followed her to a place not far from Los Pegasus. It was a nice house, cozy but a bit run down and painted a dark shade of green. Its rectangle shaped exterior gave it the appearance of a run down shack. I sign Далее to the door read “Weapons for sale” Not surprising. All Pegasi want a gun of some sort. Its not good to leave the house without a weapon, especially with the Whorlings out and about. I always keep a switchblade handy, in case one decides to make me their lunch.

Really the only thing that can defeat the Whorlings’ are the elements of harmony, but ever since the mane six slit up, they have disappeared. Some say they are in the ghost town, Ponyville, where the mane six used to live before the Whorling’s took over. Others say they were destroyed by Princess Celestia before she died. The only thing right now that protects us is the Единороги magic and our control of the weather. It’s really the only reason that’s kept us from killing each other.

Before I can enter Azura’s house, Scootaloo came flying out of nowhere almost knocking Azura over. “HEY! Watch where you’re going!” screamed Azura.

“Sorry about that,” сказал(-а) Scootaloo. “I have еще important things on my mind right now than apologising to Pegasi who sell weapons for a living.” Her оранжевый hooves clicked on the pavement as she made her way over to me. Her lavender eyes were filled with fear. “We need to talk-" she glanced over her shoulder. “In private. I need Ты to find Dare. I’ll take care of Lucky. Meet me at my house in 10.” Then she flew off towards Cloudsdale.

“What was that all about?” сказал(-а) Azura sounding annoyed.

“I have to go,” I explained the situation. Azura rolled her eyes. “Fine. Ты can stop by later if Ты want.”

“Ok thanks Azura,” I called, over my shoulder as I flew away.

“No problem. See ya later,” she сказал(-а) as she walked into her house. While she dealt with her weapons, I headed off to find Dare. Most of the time he likes to hang at the at the local park terrorizing the kids just to get a good laugh. so I decided to start off there. When I got there, most of the little pegasi were nowhere to be found. Only a few remained. Probably went to bed, I thought. It is starting to get dark. Since Dare wasn’t there the Далее place I checked was his house. I pushed open the door and stepped in. Garbage covered the floor. and a pile of video games stood in the corner. I looked to the left and to my luck, he was on his диван, мягкий уголок eating a bag of kettle corn.

“Hey,” I said.

“I didn’t hear Ты come in,” He said. his voice sounded hurt and it looked like her had been crying.

“What’s wrong?” I asked.

“Nothing. I’m fine. Just a little sad thats all,” he responded. Dare isn’t one to Показать emotion. Especially in front of other people. “Why’d Ты stop by?”

“Scootaloo wants us to stop by her house,” I explained the situation to him. “We need to get there ASAP.”

“Lets get a Переместить on then. Don’t wanna keep that party waiting.” Dare jumped off the диван, мягкий уголок and flew out the door. All signs of emotion had disappeared, and was replaced by the daredevil I knew and loved.

Chapter 6:

“So where is Scootaloo’s house anyways?” he asked me as we flew above the розовый tinted clouds. The sun had started to set and it would be dark soon.

“I think I might have an idea,” I said, then I headed towards downtown Los Pegasus. There was an apartment building near the river that I thought might be where pegasi, like Scootaloo, would hang out. It was a fairly new building with great big glass windows. There was nothing scary about it, but I knew that a lot of pegasi from the National Pegasi Army lived there.

I landed near the entrance, and didn’t realise I had stepped into a trap. A horrible black creature stepped from the shadows, its bug-like wings blocking out the sun. Whorling. I screamed, cowering against the apartments exterior. I was going to yell at Daredevil to help me when the Whorling stepped forward, its mouth slowly sliding open to reveal horribly long fangs. I reached for the нож hidden on my rear leg. The Whorling pounced. I threw my нож faster than lightning, the Whorling screeching as it cut through its throat between the black spikes. Neon green blood splattered all over my face. Dare walked over slowly, his back to me. I smelled something foul and was about to ask Dare if he had passed gas when he said, “Whatever Ты do, don’t move.” I suddenly realised what the shadow was from and came to the quick conclusion that we were surrounded. A high pitched gurgling sound came from behind me and green blood splashed my face.

Retching noises erupted from the Whorlings rotting mouths. еще gurgling sounds escaped the Whorlings throats as one by one they fell mysteriously. By the time the last of them were killed, I was covered head to hoof in green blood. “You can get up now,” I heard Daredevil say, though it was kind of hard to hear because my ear was filled with the green goo.

“I didn’t know someone could take on that many Whorling’s that fast,” I said.

“He didn’t do it alone,” I turned around and came face to face with Scootaloo. She too was covered in the green goo. It dripped from her hair onto her shoe but she didn’t seem to notice. “Lets head up to my apartment. Lucky’s already there and we can take a shower, since I’m sure Ты don’t want to covered in blood any longer than Ты have to. Besides, It’s not безопасно, сейф to talk out here with the Whorling’s out and about. Follow me.”

She lead us up three flights of stairs and into her apartment. The inside was filled with all of радуга Dash’s trophies and Медали from being a Wonderbolt. Sadly, the group broke up three years after радуга Dash joined. She is still in contact with Spitfire, but I’m not so sure about the others. Most of them moved to a different country and I know that Soarin’ left for Baltimare. It broke poor радуга Dash’s сердце to see him leave. I guess she joined the army to forget all of her troubles.

“The showers over that way,” Scootaloo pointed down a hallway to her left, her othe hoof occupied with chopping салат for a salad. “Second door on the right. Shampoo is in the bottom shelf. The conditioner should be there, too.”

“Ok,” I replied as I walked towards the door. Taking a душ as quickly as possible, my hooves combing the shampoo though my blonde mane and tail. I dried off, brushed my mane and slipped into a blue, lightweight jacket.

“Your turn,” I nudged Dare.
“Finally! I can’t wait to get all this blood off of me!” he cried as I pushed open the door. Throwing me out of the way, he grabbed for the handle and slammed the door behind him. I heard him turn on the душ and pull back the curtain.

“Come sit,” сказал(-а) Scootaloo motioning to a chair Далее to Lucky. “I thought Ты might be hungry so I made some salad. радуга taught me. It was one of her Избранное foods.” She looked down at the floor and I thought I saw her eyes glisten with tears.

“Are Ты ok?” I asked her, suddenly aware of Dare Пение quite off-key in the shower.

“I’ll tell Ты in a minute,” she looked away. “Once Dare gets out of the shower. Is he singing?”

“Yeah,” I replied taking a bite of salad. Boy, was it good! It tasted sweet but not too sweet, кислый but not too sour. Kind of a mix in between. Only радуга would know how to make a салат like that.

Dare’s душ turned off and I heard him step out off the bathroom. Mane and tail still wet from the shower, he sat down Далее to me.

“Its time to get down to business,” Scootaloo сказал(-а) sternly. She placed a piece of paper in front of us. The handwriting was sloppy, and all the dots above the eyes were еще like slashes. It looked like it whoever wrote it was in a hurry.

Dear Scootaloo,
    By the time Ты read this I will be long gone. I have left for an important mission and I will not be back for a while. Please take care and know I Любовь Ты very much. Don’t try to find me.
                            Love,
                                Rainbow Dash

“WHAT!?” screamed Dare. “Why didn’t she tell us!?!? We are her Друзья for goodness sake! What kind of a friend writes a note, then just leaves without saying goodbye!!!” He stormed down the hall slamming one of the doors behind him, muttering curse words along the way. Dare and радуга were best friends. They did almost everything together. Her leaving must of really hurt him. I mean, to know that your best friend might die and Ты didn’t get to say goodbye... yeesh.

“I’m sure she had a good reason,” I say, trying to make the best of the situation. “She wouldn't leave without saying goodbye unless it was something really important.”

“Thats what I was thinking,” сказал(-а) Scootaloo as she paced the floor. “But know that I think about it, there is something behind all of this. We’re missing something but I can’t quite put my hoof on it.”

“I figured it out,” whispered Lucky.

“Well then, spit it out!” yelled Scootaloo, whipping her head around. “I need to know where my sister went!” Lucky shrunk down lower in her chair.

“Stop it Scootaloo, you’re scaring her.” I placed my hooves on her shoulders. “The only way Ты can get information out of this girl here, is by kindness not by shouting.” Scootaloo took a step back. “Now Lucky, what is it Ты were going to say?”

“I was going to say I know why радуга Dash left,” she stammered. “When was that last time Ты came home, Scootaloo?”
“Last week,” Scootaloo replied. “What does that have to do with anything?”

“That was the same time Fluttershy left. She came and told me she was leaving a week ago. She told me not to tell anybody and to leave her house boarded up. Then she left. I bet she’s with радуга Dash.”

“Do Ты know where they would've gone?” I asked.

“No. She didn’t tell me anything else.” I knew she was telling the truth but I couldn't help but feel she was hiding something else.


Chapter 7:

An час later Dare came out of his room still red faced from screaming into his pillow. He plopped down on the диван, мягкий уголок Далее to me. I was playing Azurocart 3 on Scootaloo’s game system while Lucky took a nap. Scootaloo had flown out to get some groceries.

“Can I join?” He looked fine, but his eyes told me he needed a distraction. I agreed. And besides, nothing is better than a game of Azurocart against Dare.

I was Iceking, a white pegasus whose power was being able to turn others into stone. Of course Dare chose Emberic, a horse the color of burning embers. His power; setting whatever he touches on fire.

“I’m gonna beat the crap out of you,” I сказал(-а) to him as we started the first race.

“I doubt that,” he replied, It sounds like an insult but he’s smiling so I know he’s just playing around. The race begins. I’m just about to get first place but then he cuts me off and wins the round. “See! I told you!” he says. “I told Ты I was gonna win!” Then we burst out laughing. Another thing I like about Daredevil is his sense of humor. He may not Показать it very often, but when he does, it’s hard not to smile.

Scootaloo walks in and while I’m still laughing. My face is red but I don’t care. This is probably the most fun I’ve had in weeks! She looks at us funny then starts to put the Еда away. I notice not only Еда coming out of the bags, but weapons as well. I trot over and point at a spear. “What’s with all the weapons?”

“We have to go,” she says. “I have some spare saddle-bags in the spare bedroom. Use them. Fill them with everything Ты think is important. Food, especially food. Oh, and don’t forget spare clothes. Ты can find them in the bedroom as well. I keep a large stash of them for an occasion just like this one. And don’t worry about whether it looks nice или not. We are most likely gonna get dirty anyways.”

“Can’t we just fly?” Daredevil remarks sounding annoyed. “We have wings, ya know.”

“It’s safer we just walk. Now go and pack your bags. Oh, and wake up Lucky too. I don’t wanna forget about her.” Daredevil stormed into the other room, but I still had a question. “Why are we leaving anyways?”

“Why we’re going, I’ll explain on the way.”

“But-”

“No buts. Now go pack your bag. Quickly. We need to hurry, so get your butt in there and pack,” Scootaloo’s eyes never Остаться в живых their concentration on unpacking the bags but I could feel her staring at me as I trotted into the spare bedroom.

I took a canvas saddlebag and filled it with a flashlight, a first aid kit, extra batteries, some spare clothes, a book, some matches, paper and pencils, and a dream catcher I found on the bedside table. I had no idea what a dreamcatcher did, but I think it might have somthing to do with catching bad dreams in its intricate web and letting the good ones through.

“Hurry up and get your little behinds in here!” called Scootaloo from the kitchen. “Grab as much Еда as Ты can fit into your saddle bags. Maybe a weapon или two as well. Who knows how long we're going to be gone. We might as well be prepared.” I grabbed some canned Еда along with some plastic plates and forks. Then I shoved t

Glancing at the weapons, I choose a sturdy looking bow and arrows, along with some knives and a shotgun. I shoved them in my bag along with a pack of oreos, my favorite.

“Go downstairs,” Scootaloo voice shouted from the bedroom. “Meet me in the lobby. I will be there in minute. Don’t talk to anypony! And be really careful!”

“Umm sure,” I state. “Come on Ты guys.” I flew out the door, Lucky and Dare at my hooves. It was strangely quiet in the hallway as we walked. Our hooves clicked against the tile floor on the way to the elevator.

The elevator slowly opened. I clicked on the button labeled lobby. As we descended, Lucky asked, “Why now? I mean why do we have to leave so suddenly without knowing?”

“Thats what I was wondering too Lucky,” I replied looking at the patterns on the floor. It was a nice pattern made of polished marble. It showed a Alicorn named Princess Celestia fighting in the war. I was wondering why it hadn’t been destroyed, when the door opened.

We sat down on the leather couches, seated near three big stain glass windows. The sight of them took my breath away. The sun shone through them, turning the coffee таблица in front of us shades of blue, green, and yellow. Ты rarely see stained glass like this anymore. The city where glass was made, shut down a few years назад due to the war. Finding a piece of art like this was rare to come by so its best to enjoy it when Ты see it.

“What’s taking her so long,” complained Dare as he squirmed in his seat. “She сказал(-а) she would be down in a min-” Suddenly out of nowhere, three Whorlings burst through the windows. Glass rained over giving us cuts and scrapes. There was nothing to do but утка and cover. But before I could though, a whorling with leathery black skin, lunged at me and pinned me to the ground.

Muttering curse words, I screamed as searing pain came from my back. I had landed on a broken piece of tile and probably broke a couple ribs. Along with that, came the enjoyment of having my body crushed by a couple hundred pound Whorling. Oh what fun!

I would of shot it in the head, but my saddlebag was sitting on the диван, мягкий уголок only inches away from my body. Claws scraped down my face as it tilted my head looking for a good place to strike. It whipped my head around... Hard. A horrible kind of pain, spread throughout my brain. I was suddenly very drowsy and the world started spinning. The whorling just laughed. This was all a game to him.

It breathed on my face, filling my nostrils with the smell of rotten eggs and blood. Growling, its teeth showed. They were rotten and covered in a sticky red substance that looked very similar to пони flesh. Disgusting!

Rust colored blood, soaked into my куртка turing it purple. The Whorling was just about to sink its fangs into my flesh when BANG! the sound of a gunshot came out and the Whorling fell into a heap, right on вверх of me. I pushed it off and tried to stand up but the world was spinning. Black spots danced in front of my eyes from the loss of blood from the cuts on my back. My ears rang with the sound of gunshots. I saw Scootaloo protect Lucky from an oncoming Whorling. Then, suddenly, someone was shaking me.

“Lucy! Lucy! Snap out of it! We need to get moving. Wheres your saddle bag?” The only thing I saw was red and black hair. Dare. I pointed over towards the couches where my saddle bag was packed. “Dare?” I asked almost silently. What was I doing? Why did my head hurt?

“Yes its me,” he called at me. “Lucy we need to get moving. Can Ты fly?”

“Huh?” I said. My head hurt but I couldn’t figure out why.

“Oh my gosh I think Ты have a concussion. Lucky! I need your help! Help me get here out of here! Go find Scootaloo and tell her we will meet her in the everfree forest near Zecora’s hut. Oh man... Lucy I need Ты to hang in there with me. OK?” His voice was distant and sounded fearful. The last thing I remembered before I blacked out was how pretty the stained glass windows where.

Chapter 8:

When I came to, I was sitting against a tree. A огонь was crackling and it was dark out. “Good. You’re awake. How do Ты feel?” It was Dare.

“I feel fine,” It hurt to talk. I tried to sit up but the back of my head was throbbing. I touched it and winced at the pain. “Where are we?”

“Not now. I’ll tell Ты later. Ты need some sleep,” he placed some medicine and a cup of water in my hoof. “Eat this with some water. It will help with the pain.” I took the medicine and ate it. Then gulped down half the glass of water. Almost instantly, the pain my my head and back went way. “Where did Ты get the medicine? The only ones I brought were the ones in the first aid kit. None of them work like the ones Ты gave me.”

“Well let me introduce Ты to someone,” he pointed towards the bushes. Out came a Zebra. Her face was aged but all the same she seemed like someone I would hang out with. Her eyes sparkled.

“Hello my Lucy,” she said. “My names Zecora. I make medicine, that one is called Primora.” Her lips parted into a smile. I tried to smile but it hurt so I stopped. “Where are we?” I asked Daredevil.

“The everfree forest,” he replied. “Try and get some sleep. Ты need your rest.” Using leaves and some he made a pillow. Then he placed it behind my head, careful to not touch my sore spot, and closed my eyelids. “Wait!” I called out then winced. It still hurt to talk.

“Yes?”

“Can Ты take out the dreamcatcher? It’s in my saddlebag.”

“Sure.” Taking it out of my saddlebag he placed it Далее to my head its blue and оранжевый feathers glowed with the light of the fire. “Ok now get some sleep. And don’t die on me.” No need to tell me twice. As soon as he сказал(-а) that I feel into a deep sleep.
                        ~~~~~~~

The room was cold and dark. I inched my eyes open slowly, shivering from the sudden breeze. I raised my throbbing hoof. A simple bandage was swathed around the swollen hoof, and a burst of air left muzzle an I lowered my injury onto the floor. The door creaked open, and I cowered against the wall. Daredevil. It was just Daredevil. I allowed myself to relax and he lurched вперед and halted my descent with his strong forelegs. All I remembered was darkness and the sweet smell of roses.

I entered in and out of sleep the Далее couple days. I would always wake up screaming, sweating like there was no tomorrow. Each time Daredevil was there to comfort me, his hooves stretched out to give me a hug. He smelled like Розы with a hint of fresh baked bread.

What was really weird was that I could never remember what the dream I had was about. Whatever it was must of scared the crap out of me because I don’t get nightmares very often. I progressively got better, and it was on the fourth день that I could sit up and talk again. It was also the день I remembered my dream. It was a horrible, vivid memory that stuck in my brain, no matter how much I hated it.

Lightning bugs lit up the forest and I crashed through the branches. Adrenaline rushed through my veins. I was running from something but I couldn’t remember what. “You’re all mine, mare.” A raspy voice whispered from behind me. Oh yeah. I remember now. It was a Whorling. Except I didn’t know they could talk, though I never really thought about it till then.

Cobwebs and leaves scratched my face as I ran from him. Its fangs reflected the moonlight. Suddenly I couldn’t move. It came closer. I struggled to Переместить but it was hopeless. The Whorling pounced and pinned me to the ground. I tried to scream but no sound came. My muzzle was dripping with blood from my nose.

A terrifying scream came from the Whorling as he plunged his fangs into my chest and ripped out my heart. Pain like no other spread throughout my body. I groaned, and strangely I was still alive. No one can survive a Whorling attack like that one. Especially when he rips your сердце out. When your сердце gets ripped out you’re supposed to be dead, right? I guess not.

All of a sudden Daredevil came running through the forest. He started laughing at me and talking to the Whorling. Compassion was the first thing I felt but was almost immediately replaced with fear. He was holding a whip. It was covered in dried blood and rotten flesh. “What’s that for?” I asked. Even talking was painful.

“You’re smart enough. Figure it out,” He laughed. An evil laugh that only the cruelest of villains can make.

“Dare, p-put that d-down,” I stammered. I still couldn’t move. I felt like lead.

“Too late,” he smiled, cracked the whip, and prepared to strike. I awoke just as it was about to slap my cheek. No wonder I would wake up screaming.

Chapter 9:

“So. That’s what your dream was about,” I had just finished telling Dare. He looked upset. Theres another thing Ты need to know about Dare; he never loses his cool.

“Yeah...” I replied.

“You don’t actually think I would do that, do you?” He looked into my eyes.

“Never!” I cried. “I would never think of Ты like that!”

“Ok well I’m glad Ты know that,” a sigh of relief came from his muzzle. “I would never do that too you... not after what happened with радуга Dash...”

Oh crap.

About a four years назад Dare found out that радуга Dash was dating Soarin. He was so upset. I think he liked her, and just the thought of her dating another stallion made him upset. He stormed right over to радуга Dash’s house. When he came Главная his face was flushed red with anger. He told me they had been in a fight. After a couple weeks they apologized, but things between the two haven't been the same. They still hang out and stuff but not as much as they used too. Its a really touchy subject for him, and he can’t help but get angry или upset when someone brings it up.

“Wait a second...” I let my voice trail off then came to a conclusion. “You- Ты like me?” Oh my gosh this is weird.

“Umm...” Oh my gosh, please say no please say no. Take it back, take it back!

“Ye-ye-yes?” His face turned помидор red. Its really hard for him to get across his feelings to other people. Especially about who he likes.

Suddenly the door to the hut opened. In walked Scootaloo and Lucky. “Just act like nothing happened.” I hissed in his ear. “But this conversation isn’t over.” I looked him in the eye then walked over to Scootaloo and Lucky, giving them the biggest медведь hug ever. Oh how much I missed them.
We padded out into the morning light, our journey just starting. Dare and I were awkwardly quiet, and Scootaloo and Lucky chatted away to make up for the silence. We headed over a small ridge to the most ancient part of the Evergreen forest. Many of the trees here had withstood Whorling attacks that would’ve made a general of the National Pegasus Army cringe. It was the safest of any places in Equestria, no one would look for us here. We headed in the soft morning mist to a long, sturdy дерево with ash marks on it to take a short break, which Scootaloo and I delving into a deep discussion about politics.

“So what took Ты guys so long anyways,” I said, starting a огонь out of some driftwood while avoiding Dare’s gase.

“Umm it was nothing,” stated Scootaloo. “Stopped by to say hi to some Друзья thats all.”

“Oh OK. Well why don’t Ты guys go find some berries или somthin’,” I pointed off towards a small clearing not far from here. “I think I saw some strawberries over there.”

“Sure.” Scootaloo trotted off towards the clearing, Lucky at her hooves. As soon as they were out of range, I grabbed Dares ear dragging him to the side of the campsite.

“You owe me an explanation now spit it out!” I spat in his face.

“Well it just kinda happened,” he muttered, looking sheepishly at his hooves. “I didn’t mean to tell Ты the way I did...” pushed him back up against a large oak tree.

Looking to his eyes I said, “Did Scootaloo put Ты up to this?”

“No!” he yelled. “Why would she do that? It kinda happened when Ты got hurt and I realised how much Ты meant to me. I mean without Ты what would I do with myself? After радуга Dash I didn’t have anyfriends untill I met you.” My face turned red. I had pushed him so close to the дерево that our muzzles were touching.

“Oooooh! Ты too make a perfect couple!” I jumped back startled by the voice from the shadows.

“Shhhh Pinkie!” “Oops! Sorry.”

“Whos there?” I called out, slowly pulling a dagger out from my saddle bag. “Where are you? Step out to where I can see you.” Out from the shadows came two earth ponies. One a had a розовый mane and light розовый coat. The other wore a really worn out country hat with some burn marks and had a yellowish mane with an burnt оранжевый coat. “Applejack? Pinkie Pie?”

“Yup,” сказал(-а) яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса with her country accent.

“Arn’t Ты guys supposed to be extinct?”

“Yes, yes we are smarty-mic-smarterson!” Pinkie Pie shouted.

“Um just ignore her and I’ll explain on the way,” called Applejack.

“But what about Lucky and Scootaloo?” сказал(-а) Dare. “We have to go back and get them!”

“Theres no time for that. They will meet us there,” without anymore time for Вопросы яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса walked into the woods. “Come on Pinkie. We best be on our way.”

“Wait!” I cried out turning to Dare. I grabbing his hoof. “Maybe they have the Ответы we need.” He stared at me then quickly nodded his head and followed.

To be Continued in part 2 of 4...
Episode 3: The Incredible Hulk

Me: *Walking down the street, holding a copy of The Incredible Hulk #1*, and then notices Энджел Bunny running from Fluttershy, and I catch him*

Fluttershy: *Reaches me* Thank you...

Me: *Hands Энджел Bunny back to her* Welcome.

Fluttershy: *Sees the comic I'm holding* Who's that?

Me: *Shows her the comic* It's the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Who is the Hulk?

Me: The Hulk is the секунда form of Bruce Banner, when he saved a kid named Rick Jones, who had wandered onto the test field of a Gamma луч, рэй bomb, turning Bruce Banner into the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Wow! Poor guy...but why is he called...
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Episode 2: Iron Man

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #39* on a bench in Cloudsdale*

Rainbow Dash: *Sits Далее to me* What are Ты reading? A comic book? Those are sooooo boring!

Me: Why do Ты say that?

Rainbow Dash: The characters are boring and cheesy!

Me: Not all of them. What about Iron Man?

Rainbow Dash: *Looks confused* Iron Man? Who's that?

Me: Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and a superhero.

Rainbow Dash: He sounds cool...tell me more...

Me: Well, Tony Stark was kidnapped by Communists, and almost died by a piece of shrapnel. However, he survived by...
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Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.

It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.

Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).

But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw Фильмы (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).

She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her еще like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.

Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.

Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.

And stay tuned for еще of my latest story..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Эй, everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are Ты doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would Ты tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the...
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 The warden of the prison camp on Devil's Island.
The warden of the prison camp on Devil's Island.
Previously, папиллон, покрытый сосочками fought another prisoner who was attempting to attack Louis. When the fight ended, папиллон, покрытый сосочками spent twelve hours laying on a floor near the engine room. All four of his hooves were cuffed, and chained together, and he was on his stomach. At least he was still able to have his bread, and water.

By the time the guards set him free, the лодка got close to Devil's Island, the new prison camp that Papillon, and the other prisoners would go to.

Frank: There it is.
Johnny: Devil's Island.
Papillon: Is there anyway to escape?
Louis: Not that I know of.
Frank: There is a way to escape,...
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Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to...
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We return to the block with Master Sword, and Saten Twist walking down the street.

Master Sword: Ты told me never to go to your Celebrity Jeopardy games again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: As long as Ты don't play as the person that created you, Ты can stay there.
Master Sword: What's wrong with Windwakerguy430? He's awesome.
Saten Twist: Okay, his real name is Nick Craig, so shut up.
Master Sword: Do Ты want me to stop talking?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Stops walking* Wait a minute.
Master Sword: *Stops*
Saten Twist: This is where Tom, and Annie got attacked by that Warner Brothers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV Показать they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that...
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Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her стол письменный, стол in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that Ты enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform you...
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Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream лодка (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping by soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing тостер вафель, вафли and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow...
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 Max (At the time I created him, I had no clue he was an alicorn. Don't hate me.)
Max (At the time I created him, I had no clue he was an alicorn. Don't hate me.)
In the Назад part of this episode of The History Of Equestria, we saw the Union Pacific take the салат Bowl Express from San Franciscolt. Now, it has arrived in Chicagoat, and CSX will take over from here.

Max: I'm gonna drive the train the rest of the way. How was Ты trip so far?
Camera Pony: Excellent.
Max: Well good. Let's get into the locomotives.

Once they get into the engines, the train leaves Chicagoat. Then, it takes eight hours to get into Manehattan, as the train follows the Hudson River Line.

Applejack: *Inside her barn* Whoa whoa whoa, that's the same place that we were talking...
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Credit: Liftlok ; Quite rhythmous.
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Still a spoof of Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils.
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SweetieBelle stormed Главная and started confronting her sister.
Rarity: Honey. If this is one of those emotional talks about Ты wetting the bed, I really don't wanna hear about i-
SweetieBelle: *angrily* That's not what this is Rarity!.. It's about about those stupid dresses!
Rarity: Oh.. Were they hated? Cause I make new ones.
SweetieBelle: No! They were perfect! TOO perfect!.. Nobody watched it for anything else! Only the outfits!
Rarity: I.. I don't...
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After радуга Dash, Applejack, and Rarity fought each other, they went back to Celestia's castle.

Celestia: What happened?
Lord Burlington: Where did Ты three go?
Rainbow Dash: Rarity kidnapped us for no reason.
Rarity: My reason, was because Ты were talking about me behind my back.
Applejack: That's a dumb reason.
Lord Burlington: I agree with the оранжевый one.
Rarity: Why? Doesn't anyone agree with me?
Applejack: Ты planned on doing something horrible to Silver.
Lord Burlington: What did she have planned?
Rarity: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: Oh Ты had something planned alright. What was it?
Rarity:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 51

Frenchies Do Not Like Pizza

August 13, 1956

Night time is very peaceful in Cheyenne. Many stars can be seen in the sky, and most of the time, the only thing Ты can hear, are some of the trains going through town.

Song: link...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Episode 50

Nicole's Mistake

August 21, 1955

Nicole has gone through many exciting adventures in her life when she used to work on the Northern Pacific. She was telling...
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The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. Ты should have had Jerry Показать up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to ужин tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Next morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al....
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Equestria, have Ты ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, Ты are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, или evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 1: Musicians

Many ponies enjoy music. It provides a way to relieve yourself of any stress, или to enjoy when you're having a simple car ride. Back then, the first ponies that invented music, did so only hundreds of years ago. Many ponies can't agree on who the first musician was, but the Ответы can prove to be interesting.

Octavia: I think the first pony...
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Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do Ты have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine Оружие that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when Ты take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh...
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I decided to crossover Con Mane series with Hedgehog In Ponyville.

This story begins at a maximum security prison somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. The warden was waiting for a prisoner, but he hadn't arrived yet.

Warden: Where's that prisoner who was suppose to be here six hours ago?!
Guard: I don't know sir. The plane left The Griffon Kingdom nine hours назад on schedule, and nopony heard from it yet.
Warden: Well, we better notify the Central Intelligence of Equestria.
Guard: What about the пони Alliance? They know еще about that prisoner then the C.I.E, and have an easier chance of stopping...
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