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posted by mariofan14
It was a rainy день in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy день because they thought they would be afflicted by a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This пони was making its way towards Sweet яблоко Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the пони knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for яблоко Bloom," the пони said, "for I am a friend of her. I've come to visit her." Granny Smith was thinking that this was a bad idea, but was willing to take the risk. She let the пони in and the пони took off the капот, худ being worn to reveal herself: Bayonetta. After hanging up her hood, she went upstairs to find яблоко Bloom, but when she went to the filly's room, she wasn't there. Bayonetta found a note on AB's bed. It read:

"Ah'm at the Everfree Forest right now. If Ты find this note, ah'm coming back soon. Ah'll be okay. Ah know a little about the Forest.

яблоко Bloom"


Bayonetta thought, "The Everfree Forest? That's too dangerous for a young filly like her! I have to save her before she gets hurt badly!" So the red mare darted out of the house towards the Everfree Forest in an attempt to find яблоко Bloom before something horrible happens. And luck was on our heroine's side because she found some hoof prints. They looked small, about the size of a large orange. "Looks like I'm on the right track," Bayonetta said. Then all of a sudden, she hears some rustling in a nearby bush. It looked unusually large to even be a bush. She then saw a pair of eyes- no, not a pair, but two pairs of eyes. Then a monstrous figure popped out of the bush: a chimera!

This beast, having a lion's body, a goat's head, and a snake's long neck and head, lurched towards our heroine to munch on for lunch, but Bayonetta's reflexes were greater than the chimera's speed. Before she was hit, she dodged the monster's swipe at the last second, activating Witch Time. She then proceeded to grab the snake at the beast's rear and she ripped it off, making the beast scream in pain as it started to lose some blood. The chimera then tried to stand on its hind legs, but without the snake as its balancing aid, the beast staggered to the ground. Bayonetta then shouted "PIR ZIXLAY", which summoned a гильотина to chop off the chimera's lion head. She succeeded and all that was left was the goat head. But the beast ran away in fear. It was losing even еще blood at a faster rate. But she wasn't finished yet. Out of nowhere, she brought out the living demonic katana, Shuraba. She throws it at the monster's back, killing it for good. She then retrieves the sword and continued her Поиск for яблоко Bloom.

Venturing deep into the Everfree Forest, she paid close attention to what other disaster might come after her. Suddenly, something goes wrong: яблоко Bloom's hoof prints ended at a boulder. "What could have happened to her?" she asked herself, hoping nothing catastrophic happened to the young filly. She looked behind the boulder, but nothing was there. Maybe she was under the boulder, so Bayonetta dropped Shuraba and rolled the big rock over with her great strength. Sadly, there was nothing under the boulder. The rain then started to get worse, coming down harder than it was. This was not good at all.

Bayonetta was searching еще of the Everfree Forest until she came upon Zecora's hut. She knocked on the door to see if the зебра was there. After a moment, our heroine broke open the door with a heel slide. "Hello?!" she called out in a loud voice. "Who is there with the roar of a bear?" сказал(-а) a voice. Zecora just came home, hopefully meaning good news. "Do Ты know of a young yellow filly named яблоко Bloom?" the red mare asked the zebra, being дана a nod in reply. "Have Ты seen her around the forest?" Bayonetta also asked. "I have good news," Zecora said, "That яблоко Bloom has no bruise. Come, friend. This isn't the end." The зебра then concocted a potion that'll tell Bayonetta the whereabouts of her primary concern. After the potion was drunk, our heroine saw Обои of яблоко Bloom, a дерево house, a farm. яблоко Bloom was at home!

Our heroine ran as fast as she could to the clubhouse of the CMC, hoping яблоко Bloom was there in one piece. When she reached the farm, she ran to the clubhouse. And what do Ты know? яблоко Bloom's there, безопасно, сейф and sound. "Ah wasn't expectin' ya here, Bayo," the filly said. Bayonetta ran up to her and hugged her ever so greatly, saying, "I'm glad you're alright. Ты shouldn't go to a dangerous place like the Everfree Forest ever. I encountered a chimera there and I killed it while I was following your footsteps. What happened?" яблоко Bloom сказал(-а) that she was on her way to Zecora's hut, but she got lost. She also сказал(-а) that a pegasus пони on weather patrol found her and took her out of the forest. "I'm still glad you're okay," Bayonetta said, still hugging the little filly.

In the end, everything was alright. Nobody was hurt, the rain stopped, and things were back to normal once again... for now.

The end.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his Далее joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered by the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Ты get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, Ты yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but Ты must understand Ты don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Mare: *Pushing a shopping тележка, корзина through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have Ты ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well Ты better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do Ты know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a жеребенок, кольт named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down улица, уличный passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link


This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
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added by TimberHumphrey
added by TimberHumphrey
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Дружба — это чудо
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Дружба — это чудо
posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy Показать that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank Ты everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank Ты very much....
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Ты see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, Ты got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, Ты got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If Ты wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If Ты wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is еще than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what Ты needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult пони stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's вверх student, i always thought there was something еще to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're еще than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted by his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The final part of Tom Foolery's Показать is here.

Tom: Now, most of Ты probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give Ты an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and Ты stop at a red light. Do Ты ever try to Переместить an extra inch или two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when Ты see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. Ты just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining Ты with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most Последнее film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His Последнее role as Dr. Robotnik...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but Ты know what another Популярное target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now Ты assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do Ты really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What's a comedy Показать without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, или the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, или Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After mentioning things Ты should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: Ты know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where Ты can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy Показать that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank Ты everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank Ты very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help Ты officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. Ты know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black конвертируемый, кабриолет with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the конвертируемый, кабриолет they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times by a blue unicorn. He gets punched one еще time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting Далее to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted by the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting Далее to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...
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