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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Two ponies showed up at the wreck

Sean: What are these guys doing?
Mirage: No idea. It must be the police.
Fluttershy: We can't let them slow us down.
Spike: We just gotta get this over with. Whatever Ты do, don't tell them about the money.
cop 1: *walks down*
Sean: Are Ты a police officer?
cop 1: *checks body* YEP!
cop 2: *calls for ambulance*
cop 1: How long назад did this happen?
Pinkie Pie: About a few минуты ago.
cop 1: Did he say anything?

No one replied

Cop 1: Did he say anything?!
Fluttershy: What about?
Cop 1: What do Ты mean what about, did he, или did he not say anything?!
Pinkie Pie: He thought Fluttershy was his Aunt Belle.
Cop 1: Really?
Sean: Yeah, Ты know how some ponies are while driving fast.
Cop 2: What happened here?
Cop 1: These five came here to see if they could help, but it was too late. Ты can go now.

So the five ponies left the police, and went toward their cars.

Twilight: Man what happened?
Spike: Somepony crashed their car.
Rarity: Oh no.
Twilight: Oh yes, he deserved it after nearly hitting us.
радуга Dash: What happened?
Sean: That crazy пони who passed us died. Let's go.

All eight of the main characters began to drive their cars.

Twilight: Man, what's this world coming to?
Spike: I don't know, these things just happen.
Twilight: What do Ты mean these things just happen?! That's how bad stuff happen, cuz people are too lazy to care, and do dumb things, which is why these things happen?

радуга Dash: Are Ты sure he wasn't messing with you?
Sean: He was nearly dead, of course he wasn't fooling around. We just gotta get there, before anyone else.
радуга Dash: Ты mean the others behind us?
Sean: Don't look!

Pinkie Pie: *looks back*
Fluttershy; Pinkie, just play it easy. Don't just constantly look back.

Mirage: Oh yeah? What are Ты gonna do?

Twilight: What did he mean by big W?
Spike: We'll know once we get there.

радуга Dash: Are Ты sure what he сказал(-а) with big W?
Sean: I don't know, may'be like a well или something.

Pinkie Pie: Waterfall!
Fluttershy: No.
Pinkie Pie: I hope not, then we'd get wet.
Fluttershy: Just think for words that start with W.
Pinkie Pie: Wisconsin!!

Mirage: W? Hmmm. Work, yeah I gotta work. On where it is.

Twilight: Just go fast, and see what happens.
Spike: Fine *floors it*

The other three were following at the same speed. Once Spike hit 60, he slowed down.

Twilight: What are Ты doing?!
Spike: We can't Остаться в живых them this way.
Mirage: *going slower*
Twilight: What's that пони in the Hoofington doing?
Sean: Why is the red car behind us going slower?
Pinkie Pie: I bet he's outta gas. Wunderbar!

We're not sure why Mirage slowed down. You'll have to read the Далее part to find out.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ты may not believe this, but this is how Derpy was born.

It all started in Frenchtown New Jersey, a quaint little city, with many friendly people, right Далее to the delware river. However on the other side of Frenchtown was a place in Pennsylvania taken over by the Japanese military. It found a new weapon that can make people unborn when they do a certain thing.

Two soldiers, Suzanne, and Josh were assigned to destroy a bridge in the Pennsy side of the delaware river, then return to Washington D.C once the mission was done.

Suzanne: What are we destroying this bridge for?
Josh: So the japanese...
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This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link

I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this

Will I fail или will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My сердце is pure (her сердце is pure)

Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
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posted by mariofan14
*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great день in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. By day, they would be filled with energy. By night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...
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 RingPop that Nikki and Peppermint did
RingPop that Nikki and Peppermint did
It was a beautiful day. And it was 5:00 in the morning, the birds were singing, and a cool breeze spread across PonyVille. Nikki, as usual got up at 5:30AM. After she had done her chores, took a shower, and brushed her teeth. She went directly outside with her rope. And then suddenly, her phone started to ring. When she answered it, there was an old mare on the other line. She сказал(-а) that there was a loose лиса, фокс and that she needed Nikki's help right away! After she hung up, she got her tools ( A bucket, gloves, and her rope). She went running as fast as she could, but then she suddenly bumped...
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In Ponyville, where AJ, RD, Rarity, FS, Pinkie pie, and Twilight are in a picnic........

AJ: what a wonderful день to have a picnic!
Pinkie: *giggles* Ты сказал(-а) it sister!
RD: Эй, Rarity?
Rarity: Yes darling?
RD: would Ты pass me the salt......please?
Rarity: Ofcourse! (Passes salt to RD)
RD: thanks
Twilight: so, what should we do now?
Fluttershy: how about we help the Животные with their food?
RD: Nah! Thats to boring!
AJ: how about ya'll come to mah farm?
All: yeah!

In AJ's Farm.....

Pinkie: man, i wish it would rain Шоколад milk, like last time with Discor-
Twilight: dont say his name! I hate him........
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"W-Where did he go",asked Fluttershy.

"I don't know", сказал(-а) the princess.

"I'll find him", сказал(-а) радуга Dash.

"No, Rainbow, we must locate the Elements of Harmony", сказал(-а) Twilight.

"Fine", сказал(-а) радуга as she crossed her arms.

As Twilight and the Mane 5 ran out, Princess Celestia called, "Good luck, my little ponies!"

Outside, Discord had already started his chaos. The день and night kept switching, the ground turned into soap, and buildings were flying in midair.

Discord was sitting in a трон in the air, laughing evilly.

"Where are the Elements", asked Twilight.

"I have them."

"Give them to us."

"Now...
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