We left off with Pinkie Pie thinking she knew what she was doing. We'll catch up with them later. For now let's check on Mirage, and Twilight

Twilight: Man, I'm starting to think that Shining Armor forgot about all this.
Mirage: No he didn't. I'm sure he's just a little bit delayed. That's all.
Shining armor: I'ma comin for ya Twilight!! But first, I gotta attack someone!! *stops at stop sign*
Twilight: Man there he is!
Shining Armor: *floors it* I'll find ya Twilight!
Mirage: *goes after Shining Armor*
cops: *stop near each other* They're nuts. They just turned around, and started chasing the Marecedez!
Sean: From now on I promise to drive with all four tires on the car.
радуга Dash: Good.
Shining Armor: DASH!!! *turns around*
Sean: *kisses радуга Dash* What is with that пони behind us?
радуга Dash: I don't know it's- Shining Armor?!
Shining Armor: Эй, man! Why do Ты keep making me mad?!? When I get ya, I'm gonna get ya! I'm gettin mad right now!!
радуга Dash: What's he doing here?
Sean: Is he not normal?
радуга Dash: Way beyond that!

Shining got his car Далее to Sean's, and they started ramming each other, half the time Shining Armor would roll to the other side of the car while driving!

Sean: I think I know why he's not normal.
Shining Armor: WHY DO Ты MAKE ME MAD????
Sean: *drives on grass*
радуга Dash: Shining? Leave us alone!
Shining Armor: NO! Ты attacked my sister! Sean: *rams car*
Shining Armor: *rolls to other side of car*

Sean then made Shining Armor crash into a river, but he also crashed.

Shining Armor: How dare Ты attack my sister!!
радуга Dash: I didn't mean to! *runs from Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *hits радуга Dash* Are Ты that hedgehog dating Dash?
Sean: *nervously* Yes. I am! do Ты like hedgehogs?!
Shining Armor: RRAHH!! *idiotically attacks*
Mirage: *stops* What are Ты guys doing?
Twilight: Man, how'd Ты crash yo car?
Shining Armor: This grey hedgesomething made me do it!
Sean: Hedge hog!

Spike: Ok, we'll try blowing a hole in the Стена this time!
Rarity: Promise me Ты won't hurt anyone.
Spike: A few sticks of dynamite can't do any harm.
dynamite: *explodes*
koreans: AAH!
Spike: It's ok. We just couldn't get the door open. *runs off*
store owner: I'm here today on USE news to-
Spike & Rarity: *run past*
store owner: HEY! What are Ты doing? Ты vandals!!
taxi driver: The police here are run by imbecules! They just lock up a baby dragon, and a beautiful mare for what?
Spike: Excuse me?
taxi driver: Hold on, I'm talking. Wait a minute! Ты we're in my cab earlier!! What happened to you?
Spike: It's a long story, just take us to the park.

2 B continued