It was dark, as a car stopped at a shed. Con walked out, while P just stood there.

P: If that's the building I'm hiding in, I won't go.
Con: We're switching cars. The trouble with company cars is that they can be tracked, but not what I have. *opens door*
P: *notices car*
Con: Get in *starts car*
P: *gets in*

Pretty soon, they were driving on the streets of Canterlot.

P: Well the ride seems uncomfortable.
Con: *shows eject button* Are Ты going to complain the whole way?
P: Eject me. See if I care.

Parcival: P, and Con have gone missing.
S: We can't seem to find them.
Parcival: Damnit. Where could they possibly be?

In a quaint town, ten miles from Fillydelphia Con stopped. He was staring at a river.

P: *wakes up* What is it?
Con: We're close to my birthplace.
P: I thought Ты were born in Ponyville.
Con: That's what everyone thought about you, but you're from germany.
P: Ja.
Con: We better continue on. *gets in car*

For another mile they drove, until they got to a mansion that сказал(-а) Slycall.

Con: *stops* This place used to belong to my parents, but they died when I was a colt. Now my uncle owns all this.
P: Who is your uncle anyway?
Anthony: *walks out* Con Mane!! What a pleasure to see Ты again
Con: Good to see Ты too uncle *hugs Anthony*
Anthony: Hello there. Who might Ты be?
Con: That's Pinkie Pie.
P: Ты weren't supposed to give up my name!!
Con: He's my uncle.
Anthony: So what brings Ты here?
Con: Some ponies are trying to kill us. We're going to kill them.
Anthony: Let's see what we have. *walks in*
Con & P: *follows*
Anthony: Here's your father's old rifle. He had to use this during World War 2, and killed a lot of Nazis in Robotnik's army.
Con: Excellent.

The two stallions went to try it out.

Con: *shoots can* Shoots good.
Anthony: Yup.
Con: But I think Ты shouldn't be in this fight.
Anthony: Try and stop me Ты goddamn overconfident cunt.
Con: Alright. Let's do some spring cleaning

2 B continued