They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.
Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: Ты see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do Ты think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, Ты there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a Сообщить of a пони trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria pyramid.
Harry: On our way. *drives*
90 секунды later, Harry arrived at the building.
Cops: *put spotlight on suicidal pony*
Harry: Let me up there.
Cops: Ok
Harry: *goes up lift*
suicidal pony: What are Ты doing man?
Harry: Nothing, I just wanted to talk.
suicidal pony: About what?
Harry: What you're doing. Don't jump, it'll just make things worse.
suicidal pony: Why?
Harry: Well think about it. I had a friend who commited suicide over at St. Foalis. It was a terrible mess, he jumped from the gateway arch. There was a lot of blood, and some ponies vommited at the sight.
suicide pony: Ты bastard *jumps*
Harry: *catches suicidal pony*
crowd: *watch*
Harry: *goes down lift*
Once he reached the bottom, Peter was there waiting for him.
Harry: Now Ты know why they call me Dirty Harry.
Peter: Oh, I already knew.
Harry: Not you.
suicidal pony: Me?
Harry: Yeah.
2 B continued
Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: Ты see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do Ты think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, Ты there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a Сообщить of a пони trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria pyramid.
Harry: On our way. *drives*
90 секунды later, Harry arrived at the building.
Cops: *put spotlight on suicidal pony*
Harry: Let me up there.
Cops: Ok
Harry: *goes up lift*
suicidal pony: What are Ты doing man?
Harry: Nothing, I just wanted to talk.
suicidal pony: About what?
Harry: What you're doing. Don't jump, it'll just make things worse.
suicidal pony: Why?
Harry: Well think about it. I had a friend who commited suicide over at St. Foalis. It was a terrible mess, he jumped from the gateway arch. There was a lot of blood, and some ponies vommited at the sight.
suicide pony: Ты bastard *jumps*
Harry: *catches suicidal pony*
crowd: *watch*
Harry: *goes down lift*
Once he reached the bottom, Peter was there waiting for him.
Harry: Now Ты know why they call me Dirty Harry.
Peter: Oh, I already knew.
Harry: Not you.
suicidal pony: Me?
Harry: Yeah.
2 B continued
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Друзья but i forgive Ты now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed Ты to do Ты need any help dashy"
"ya can Ты um(looks aroud) can Ты clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back Ты must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE Ты SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Dear Diary,
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony сказал(-а) "Let's go this way!" And I сказал(-а) "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my Друзья to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony сказал(-а) "Let's go this way!" And I сказал(-а) "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my Друзья to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle