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It was a somewhat dark night in San Franciscolt. A пони dressed as a clown was running toward a fence, and when he got there, he started climbing it.

US soldiers: He's over there!! *run*
clown: *running*
US soldiers: *shoot clown*
clown: *laying on ground*
US soldiers: Check his body. *search* He doesn't have it. Let's go.

Далее morning in Canterlot

Con: Hello Moneybit, Ты look fine on this wonderful day.
Moneybit: That's because I'm not trying to assassinate anyone near you.
Con: *laughs* It's not your fault.
Moneybit: He'll see Ты now.
Con: Oh good *walks into P's office*
P: Good morning Con.
Con: Hello sir. What mission do Ты have for me today?
P: Before I breif Ты on your mission, let me just say that what Ты did with Double X was completely unacceptable.
Con: So?
P: Ты fucked a mare in an enemy organization!
Con: And it felt good.
P: Whatever. Take a look at this. *shows egg*
Con: Where did Ты get this?
P: It was retrieved by 0009 before he was killed in San Fran.
Con: How did he get it here during his death?
P: His body was found, and we brought it back here. Now it's supposed to have a secret message hidden inside it.
Con: *opens egg* It says that Las Pegasus is next.
P: You're meeting with Mirage, Fenix, and Rain Bouvier at the Midas casino, run by a пони named Tara.
Con: Ok. *leaves*
Moneybit: Ты have to see S before Ты leave.
Con: Sure.
S: *comes from lab* 0007, this way please. *goes back in*
Con: *follows*
S: Ты won't get much for this mission. Just your standard Nambu pistol, and this. *shows coins*
Con: What do Ты expect me to buy?
S: I expect Ты to buy yourself time. What they really are, are mines. They can stick onto any surface, and can be detonated anytime with this *shows pen*
Con: Does every pen Ты give me have to do with explosives?
S: Ты could say that. Good luck.

Later, in the Midas Casino

Tara: Good morning everypony. As Ты know, we are killing everypony with my бас, бас-гитара пушка called Octopus-3.
US soldier: What makes Octopus-3 powerful?
Tara: It's a far range пушка that can attack any city that it pleases. We were supposed to attack this city, but somepony infiltrated with our plans. He's dead now, but there is another пони that is attacking our group, and is still alive. Whoever it is, will be a problem.
US Soldier: No kidding
Tara: In the meantime, here's what we have to worry about *shows map* We have bribed the western part of the Equestrian army to be part of our group, but there are others that can attack us. Below us, is Mexico. They may be near us, but we have a stronger army. The same with eastern Equestria, and Germany. Nopony can defeat us!

For now

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Well, after my fight with Miller I was sent to the principal's office. Mr. Dwight, and Mrs. Stricker was in the office with me, and my mom.

Mr. Dwight: Well, if it wasn't settled already, it is now. Rafe, you're being expelled from Hills Village Middle School-
Rafe: YES!! Thank Ты so much!! Ты have no idea how pathetic this school is!
Mrs. Stricker: You're only expelled for the rest of the year.
Mr. Dwight: Rafe can continue his assignments, and work on them at home. And of course, Ты can reenroll him in sixth grade in the fall.
Rafe: No.
Mom: Rafe, we don't have any other choice.

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