Pinkie Pie: *is eating cupcakes, candy, and other sweets.
радуга Dash: man Pinkie Pie, Ты sure do have a sweet tooth.
Pinkie Pie: of course i am, sweets is everything i'll eat!
*someone knocks on door*
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, we need to talk.
Pinkie Pie: *opens door* yeah Twilight?
Twilight: about your addiction to sweets. people have been complaining about a crazy sweets-loving пони has eaten everything in he bakery.
Pinkie: *acts like it wasn't her fault* that's terrible! who would do that?!
Twilight: you.
Pinkie: heh heh.
Twilight: i'm afraid we're going to put Ты on a one день dies from Конфеты and any other sweets
Pinkie: never! Ты can't make me! *shuts door*
Twilight: *sigh*
Pinkie: *opens door again* please, Twilight. i can't survive without sugar!
Twilight: yes Ты can. plus there's other foods to eat.
Pinkie: i see the light, Twilight! i see the light! *lays down on the ground pretending she's dead*
Twilight: *is not amused* get up Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie: *gets up and is not amused* but why me?
Twilight: it's for your own good. *leaves*
Pinkie: this cannot be happening! *faints*
2 hours later...
радуга Dash: Pinkie? Pinkie? PINKIE PIE!!!!
Pinkie: *wakes up* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! Rainbow, i had the most terrible dream that Twilight banned me for a день from having sweets. and then Ты turned into a chicken!
Rainbow: *is not amused* everything was real Pinkie Pie except for the chicken part.
Pinkie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! NO SWEETS AND CHICKEN радуга DASH!!!!!! IT'S TRUE!!! *faints again*
радуга Dash: *is not amused* why do i even bother?
To be continued....