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 аппалузу, аппалуза Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten еще laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do Ты think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a минута later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, Ты get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank Ты so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee cheated!!
Announcer: What are Ты talking about?
Braeburn: He tried to ram me!
Announcer: We saw the entire thing, he didn't try to ram anypony. Now get out of here before we force Ты out!
Braeburn: *walks away*
Announcer: I hope Ты two are ready for the Далее race.
Apyr: Sure, but-
Sergi: Where is the Далее race?
Announcer: At the Canterlot Raceway.
Sergi: That oughta be fun.
Announcer: Be there by tomorrow, 2 O' clock P.M.
Sergi: Thank Ты sir.

After the race at Appaloosa, Sergi was on his way to Canterlot when this happened

Sergi: We'll rent a hotel in Canterlot, and stay there until it's time for the race.
Apyr: It's been a while since we've been at the Canterlot raceway.
Sergi: True, but I feel like the race will be a peice of cake.
Apyr: Ты know what else would be a peice of cake Sergi?
Sergi: What's that Apyr?
Police: *turn on siren*
Apyr: Losing the police.
Sergi: *Floors it* And to think that these ponies would forget that we украл, палантин this car.
Police: *catching up*
Sergi: *goes off highway*
Police: *follows*
Sergi: *turns on right blinker*
Police: *Prepare to turn right*
Sergi: *Goes straight*
Police: *go straight*
Sergi: Hm, normally that works.
Apyr: I don't think these are our average cops.
Police: *talking through microphone* Ты in the green Lotus! Stop your car now!
Sergi: *makes a sharp onto left side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: Now, we wait for them to get on our side.
Apyr: What do Ты think they'll do?
Police: *Activate nitro*
Sergi: *turns onto right side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: And, we Остаться в живых them. Now, let's get to Canterlot.

2 B continued
The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure Ты are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like Ты and your friends...
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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? Ты just decided to skip our ужин without telling me? Are Ты aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for Ты at a таблица with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want Ты to make Друзья with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! Ты still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if Ты want to give me a секунда chance или not. Starlight had to choose between Ты and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and лимон Heart. Offended by Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make Друзья on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his еще serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If Ты upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....
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 Saten Twist
Saten Twist
EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I сказал(-а) no magic. Ты were supposed to do it by hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if Ты hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make еще sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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posted by Windrises
Notes: My Little пони is owned by Hasbro and created by Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that Ты enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect Животные that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake сказал(-а) "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord сказал(-а) "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need...
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Source: dolldevine
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added by triq267
Source: KodokunaShiroiOkami
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Source: KodokunaShiroiOkami
posted by ChevalNoir
In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground by eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn Queen is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...
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Source: Facebook
posted by mariofan14
(Before this story begins, let me tell Ты that with this article, I'm starting over with the stories I may tell Ты all. As Ты may have enjoyed the stories I told in the past, I hope Ты enjoy this one. Thanks for Чтение this tidbit, and do enjoy this article.)

It was a great день in the little town of Ponyville, and everyone was gallavanting about, doing their duties and businesses. Some of the others were visiting and chatting with each other and generally had good times. One of these ponies was the kind Fluttershy, out to get some Еда for herself and her animal Друзья in and near her...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't Переместить out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan - Good to hear Delta Force.
US President - My man did great job eh?
SAS Leader - Not as good as Fireteam Reaper.
Hooffman - This is Hooffman. De La Rosa spilled the beans.
Dan - And?
Hooffman - Stalion called Vladimir Chehenkov is now co-leader of this army.
Dan - Chehenkov. Right hoof of Golden Horn.
Shadow - Ты sure Ты killed Golden Horn.
Dan - I didn't only killed him with my own hoofs in Ponyville but also watched him choke on his own blood.
Dimitri - Is it on? Эй, my good friend Dan.
Dan - Dimitri!?
Yuri - I'm here too... Damn it...
Dan - Ты guys.
Dimitri - Listien to time to speak. Chehenkov...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...



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Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
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MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

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Hooffman - Stay...
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Source: Equestria Daily, DeviantArt
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...
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Болталка dialectics


Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless Статья of Болталка Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our Избранное party pony, Pinkie Pie. This Статья interlocks with the Назад one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the Далее few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth Стена breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...
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