Hawkeye told Pete about the passenger that would not get on their train.
Pete: Why not?
Hawkeye: We don't know. Coffee Creme сказал(-а) hi to him, and now he just wants to wait for the Далее train.
Pete: Well get that пони onto your train now, and do not leave until he gets on.
Hawkeye: Ok. *walks to engine* Coffee Creme, Ты get the pony, and tell him to get on.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: *Waits by engine*
Coffee Creme: *talking to pony*
Hawkeye: *waiting*
Overweight pony: *walks away*
Coffee Creme: He's going to take a taxi cab, and leave. I don't understand that fat ass.
Hawkeye: What did Ты call him?
Coffee Creme: Nothing really, just fat ass.
Hawkeye: Ugh, Coffee Creme! Sometimes, you're a disrespectful retard!
Then suddenly, a tear came out of Coffee Creme's eye.
Coffee Creme: Peirce?
Hawkeye: What?!
Coffee Creme: Ты hurt my feelings. *cries*
Hawkeye: I didn't mean to, it's just Ты gotta learn how to be nice. Where did Ты learn to say something like that?
Coffee Creme: Gordon! He called me fuck face.
Hawkeye: Alright, wait in the engine, I'm going to talk to that pony. *runs off*
Coffee Creme: *goes into engine*
Overweight pony: *Waiting for taxi*
Cab driver: *passes*
Overweight Pony: Really?! Is this cuz I'm fat?!
Cab driver 2: *About to pass overweight pony*
Overweight Pony: HEY, STOP!
Cab Driver 2: *floors it*
Overweight pony: Aw, fuck you!
Hawkeye: *arrives* Having trouble getting a cab?
Overweight pony: *sighs* Yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, I want to apologize about my friend's behaviour. Some one was giving her a rough time, and what she did will not happen again.
Overweight pony: Ok. Let's get to the train then.
Hawkeye: *opens door to station* After you.
Overweight pony: *walks past door*
After walking for 30 seconds, the two ponies got to their train.
Coffee Creme: *Goes to overweight pony* I am so sorry!
Overweight pony: I know.
Hawkeye: Get back in the engine Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *Gets in engine*
After the three Друзья got in the train, it left the station.
Далее day
Gordon: *walking to train yard*
Hawkeye: Hey!
Gordon: What do Ты want?
Hawkeye: You. *grabs chain*
Gordon: What's with the chain?
Hawkeye: I'll be asking the questions. What did Ты do to Coffee Creme two days ago?
Gordon: Go screw yourself!
The rest is going to be violent, and left out of the story
The End.
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Something terrible happens
Pete: Why not?
Hawkeye: We don't know. Coffee Creme сказал(-а) hi to him, and now he just wants to wait for the Далее train.
Pete: Well get that пони onto your train now, and do not leave until he gets on.
Hawkeye: Ok. *walks to engine* Coffee Creme, Ты get the pony, and tell him to get on.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: *Waits by engine*
Coffee Creme: *talking to pony*
Hawkeye: *waiting*
Overweight pony: *walks away*
Coffee Creme: He's going to take a taxi cab, and leave. I don't understand that fat ass.
Hawkeye: What did Ты call him?
Coffee Creme: Nothing really, just fat ass.
Hawkeye: Ugh, Coffee Creme! Sometimes, you're a disrespectful retard!
Then suddenly, a tear came out of Coffee Creme's eye.
Coffee Creme: Peirce?
Hawkeye: What?!
Coffee Creme: Ты hurt my feelings. *cries*
Hawkeye: I didn't mean to, it's just Ты gotta learn how to be nice. Where did Ты learn to say something like that?
Coffee Creme: Gordon! He called me fuck face.
Hawkeye: Alright, wait in the engine, I'm going to talk to that pony. *runs off*
Coffee Creme: *goes into engine*
Overweight pony: *Waiting for taxi*
Cab driver: *passes*
Overweight Pony: Really?! Is this cuz I'm fat?!
Cab driver 2: *About to pass overweight pony*
Overweight Pony: HEY, STOP!
Cab Driver 2: *floors it*
Overweight pony: Aw, fuck you!
Hawkeye: *arrives* Having trouble getting a cab?
Overweight pony: *sighs* Yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, I want to apologize about my friend's behaviour. Some one was giving her a rough time, and what she did will not happen again.
Overweight pony: Ok. Let's get to the train then.
Hawkeye: *opens door to station* After you.
Overweight pony: *walks past door*
After walking for 30 seconds, the two ponies got to their train.
Coffee Creme: *Goes to overweight pony* I am so sorry!
Overweight pony: I know.
Hawkeye: Get back in the engine Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *Gets in engine*
After the three Друзья got in the train, it left the station.
Далее day
Gordon: *walking to train yard*
Hawkeye: Hey!
Gordon: What do Ты want?
Hawkeye: You. *grabs chain*
Gordon: What's with the chain?
Hawkeye: I'll be asking the questions. What did Ты do to Coffee Creme two days ago?
Gordon: Go screw yourself!
The rest is going to be violent, and left out of the story
The End.
On the Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails
Something terrible happens
Stay outta mah shed!
Luna in the Everfree Forest.
