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posted by _Laugh_
At home, Silver Tune was laying on her black and white, fluffy bed. Her пальто was pale. Roxy Tune tried everything to cure Silver Tune. She made soup, gave her medication, a warm blanket, she prayed, and it still was no help. A tear rolled down from Roxy Tune's cheek. She was worried that Silver Tune could.. Die. She hugged her.

RT: M-Maybe Ты just need rest. Sleep for a bit, o-okay? *smiles*
ST: *nods* *sniff*

Roxy Tune left the room, leaving Silver Tune alone. Silver Tune ignored her sisters' advice. She reached for her laptop and entered Facebook. Somepony had kicked her out of a chat. Trixie privately sent her a message that said, "You ugly cow. Stay away from my boyfriend!"

Silver Tune tilted her frail head. She rubbed her eyes. She couldn't believe what she had just read. Was she talking about Blue Beat? She and him were only great friends, that's all.

Suddenly, Snow Flake also sent her a private message.

"Silver Tune.. I don't want to be Ты friend anymore. Bye."

Silver Tune typed back.

"Snow Flake? What do Ты mean? What.. Why?"

"Everypony hates u. :/"

"Please. Don't. Stop."

"Bye."

Silver Tune gasped. She saw all the Комментарии from pictures she had Опубликовано of herself. They were horrible. Silver Tune held her tears and covered her mouth.

"Freak!!!!"
"EMO. Why the hell do Ты always wear black?"
"OMG. Epic selfie fail. Go do like, something useful"
"^Like, ya. Go hang yourself или something."
"Y r u so desperate to be pretty?! Stupid slut!"
"Wtf. Are Ты the daughter of a whale?"
"Dafuq is this creature?"
"Hahaha XD Loser!"
"Party at mine! Guess who isn't invited? The freak of school!

Silver Tune began to cry. Why. Why me? Why now?, She thought. Her eyes widen. She saw a Комментарий from Coffee Crème.

"Are Ты poor или what? What kind of пони would wear running shoes with a dress? Haha. Don't try too hard. Btw, that dress. With that stomach. Ya, I don't think so."

Silver Tune threw her подушка across the room. Sadness controlled her. She decided to chat with Blue Beat. He was a пони who could always make Silver Tune smile. She wiped away her tears. She stared at the screen for a while. She received a message from Blue Beat. Her сердце was racing as she smiled. But as she read the message, her smile slowly disappeared.

"You ugly little slut. Have Ты seen yourself in the mirror?! Pathetic, fat, lonely, useless, weak, stupid. Go kill yourself. No one likes you. Not even your own pathetic family. Your parents abandoned you. Haha. They don't Любовь you. No one does. Not even your sister. Ты have no hope. If Ты die, no one will care. No one will even notice. Do the world a favor, and kill yourself. It's easy. Ты have 4 choices. A gun, knife, rope, или pills. I would include to starve yourself until Ты die, but it'll take too long."

Silver Tune cried. And cried. And cried. She took a deep breath and responded back.

"You сказал(-а) 'I Любовь you' I сказал(-а) it too. The only difference is.... I didn't lie to you. Congrats.."

Silver Tune closed her laptop and placed it on the ground. She covered herself with the blanket. Still crying. She couldn't talk. She was now being insulted by her so called, 'friends'. Silver Tune coughed. She reached for her iPod. 'Probably," she thought. "Music will help me."

She placed the headphones on her ear. She searched for a song that might calm her down. Then, after scrolling for some минуты (since she has many songs on her electronic), she found a song. An Эминем song. Her Избранное rapper. She played the song.

Lately I've been hard to reach
l've been too long on my own
Everybody has a private world
Where they can be alone

Are Ты calling me?
Are Ты trying to get through?
Are Ты reaching out for me?
I'm reaching out for you

I'm just so fuckin' depressed
I just can't seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump
But I need something to pull me out this dump

I took my bruises, took my lumps
Fell down and I got right back up
But I need that spark to get psyched back up
And in order for me to pick the mic back up

I don't know how или why или when
I ended up this position I'm in
I'm starting to feel distant again
So I decided just to pick this pen

Up and try to make an attempt
To vent but I just can't admit
или come to grips with the fact that I may be
Done with rap, I need a new outlet

She paused the song. She looked around and tilted her head. Her music, или her Избранное song, didn't have any taste in it. She didn't feel good listening to that song. So, she changed it.

I conjure up the thought of being gone
But I'd probably even do that wrong
I try to think about which way
Would I be able to and would I be afraid

Cause oh I'm bleeding out inside
Oh I don't even mind (Yeah)

It's all your fault
Ты called me beautiful
Ты turned me out
And now I can't turn back
I hold my breath
Because Ты were perfect
But I'm running out of air
And it's not fair

Da da dada da dada da
Da dadadadadada da dadadadadada

Silver Tune paused the song, again. She didn't like it. That was weird, since she liked pretty much every song in the world. Her two Избранное artists. P!nk and Eminem. Were they now too boring for her? No. That was not it. It was something else. She changed the song.

The same mistakes that Ты did
I will not let myself
'Cause my сердце so much misery

I will not break
The way Ты did, Ты fell so hard
I've learned the hard way
To never let it get that far

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the безопасно, сейф side
So I don't get hurt

Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you, I am afraid..

Silver Tune took off her headphones. She rubbed her ear. She didn't like that song either. That was one of her Избранное songs of all time. Well, not anymore.
She tried another song. It sounded awful to her. Another song. The same. Was she starting to hate music? Silver Tune sighed. She put her iPhone away. She was bored.

'Hmm.. If I can't listen to music..,'she thought. 'Maybe I can write a song.' She smiled. Silver Tune ripped out a paper from her math notebook. She grabbed a pencil and thought for a while. She started writing.

BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.

Silver Tune turned around. Her laptop was beeping. She rolled her eyes, knowing it had something to do with Facebook. She continued Письмо as her laptop kept ringing. Silver Tune was annoyed by that sound. She finally reached for her laptop and went on Facebook. What did she see? Yep. еще hate comments.

"ROFL. Silver Tune, Ты baby. She left crying to her room."
"I hope Ты burn in hell!"
"Ugly witch."
"Did Ты kill yourself yet?"
"Useless piece of trash."
"Attention seeker."
"You are a B with a itch!"

.....

Trixie was sitting on her bed. She stared at the blue amulet which contained Silver Tune's voice. She grinned. She then looked at the mirror. An idea floated through her mind. She smirked. Trixie picked up one of her shoe with heels. With all her force, she threw it at the mirror. секунды later, the mirror shattered. She laughed. She placed the dark blue amulet on her neck.
Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each год Ты wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten:...
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As tribute to having finished that Форум story.

Sword has a larger role in this one than Saten dose..
Sten only has one scene in this one...

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[shades closing]
[windows clattering]
Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do Ты think Ты could secure those windows?
[webs shooting]
[windows close]
Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?
[birds squawk]
Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.
Harry: [growls nicely]
Fluttershy:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th день of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a пальто hanger. He slowly walks...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce returned to his таблица from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...
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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would Ты help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely Ты must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of Пение the радуга factory Музыка video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth Стена styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told Ты not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...
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Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd Ты bring me to Cake N' бекон, бэкон for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, by all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me еще reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what Ты think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик were at a phone booth by a drug store when this happened.

Gordon: *Inserts coins in phone booth, and dials Jim's number*
Case Cracker: *Waits in the car*
Jim: Hello?
Gordon: It's done. Anthony is dead.
Jim: That's good. Come on down to the pizzeria, and I'll-
RIB's: *Shooting ponies in pizzeria*
Jim: *Gets shot* AGH! Get over here quickly!! *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Runs to car* Case, Jim is in trouble. I don't know what's happening, but we have to go help him quickly *Drives onto highway*
Case Cracker: Let's hurry then!
Gordon: *Going 90 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *Impatiently...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик blew up a room in the Equestrian Pyramid. They were on a lift outside of the building, and were now about to finish the job.

Case Cracker: On your mark. *readies pistol*
Gordon: *Makes lift go down* Get set.
Manehattan Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: *stops lift* Go *Runs in room*
Case Cracker: *Runs inside. Shoots 3 running away*
Manehattan ponies: *Grab Shotguns*
Gordon: *Shoots a pony's head off* Get behind the counter *Gets behind counter*
Case Cracker: *Ducks behind counter*
Manehattan пони 36: *Shoots the counter* Get up, and fight like stallions Ты cowards!
Case Cracker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon
Gordon
SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told Ты that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: Эй, Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case крекер, взломщик with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic радуга as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are Ты laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are Ты doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes Ты think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link to part 3: link

Ditto: There are two things I want Ты to do.
Thomas: I thought Ты сказал(-а) there was only one thing.
Ditto: Yeah, well.. I lied about that. I want Ты to practice concentration, and spiking the ball.
Erik: I can't believe Ты lied to us coach.
Ditto: Yeah, I know. Now start practicing, first on spiking. Thomas, Mimi, and Joe, Ты go on one side of the net, and the rest of Ты stay on the other side.
Silver: That's fine. I had no anticipation on leaving this side of the net anyway.
Ditto: Good. *Throws волейбол to Thomas* Spike it Tom.
Thomas: *Spikes the ball, but it goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After some time passed, the diamond Собаки got their ship repaired. Well, actually they didn't do anything. They just watched the repair пони fix their ship.

Repair Pony: There. Your ship has been repaired. It'll cost you-
Indiana Bones: *Shoots the ground near the pony's hoof* We won't be paying anything if Ты don't mind.
Repair Pony: *Nervous* Uh no. I don't mind. Go ahead. The repairs are free.
Indiana Bones: Just the way we like it. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Yeah.

As they were getting their ship out of the repairs, Martin went back into the guard tower, and looked through his microscope....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience:...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)