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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of радуга Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, радуга Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 3

Discorded Рождество

Everypony was enjoying their holiday, but Discord had plans to sabotage them.

Discord: What do Ты know about christmas?
Screwball: I know that there's always a character that doesn't like Christmas, but towards the ending, they change their mind.
Discord: That was only in How Gilda украл, палантин Christmas. We need to think outside the box here. What can we do to destroy Рождество for everypony?
Karl: Ooh, I know.
Kyle: I think I know too.
Discord: Yes?
Karl: Take them to an amusement park, destroy the rides they're on, and then they're six feet under.
Discord: Hmm, yes. Six feet under all that rubble, then by the time they get out, they won't be able to celebrate christmas.
Kyle: He meant they would be dead.
Discord: Oh, that works too.

Meanwhile, радуга Dash and Pinkie Pie were relaxing by a fireplace

Pinkie Pie: This is so warm, but I still feel a little cold.
радуга Dash: I'll get Ты a blanket.
Pinkie Pie: Nein *Hugs радуга Dash* I found one.
радуга Dash: *Sighs, then laughs*
Pinkie Pie: *Squee*

While Pinkie Pie was busy hugging радуга Dash, they heard the sound of stomping hooves, as they saw ponies running past sugarcube corner.

Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? Why are they all running?
радуга Dash: I don't know. Let's go take a look. *Leaves sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Discord: *Finishes building Discordland* Welcome everypony. I hope this amusement park that I made myself will help Ты enjoy your christmas.
Ponies: Sure. *Walk into amusement park*
радуга Dash: Something seems fishy here. I think we better take a closer look at this amusement park.
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Discord: Hello радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
радуга Dash: What are Ты doing Discord?
Discord: What does it look like I'm doing?
Pinkie Pie: Ты can't fool us.
Discord: What are Ты talking about?

Behind Discord was a ferris wheel. The wheel fell off, and rolled away with screaming ponies.

радуга Dash: *Points at runaway wheel* That. Ты see what I'm talking about?
Discord: Accidents happen.
Pinkie Pie: Maybe that wasn't an accident. Ты caused that on purpose.
Discord: How? I'm standing right here.
радуга Dash: Ты could've made something loose, and it would fall off by itself.
Discord: No, everything on there was-
радуга Dash: That's enough. Get everypony out of here, and close the park.
Discord: Hmm. Not happening.
Ponies: *On a rollercoaster* I think we might be going too fast. *Falls off*
радуга Dash: *Flies to falling pony, and catches him before he hits the ground*
Pony: Ты saved my life.
радуга Dash: That's what I'm hear for.
Pinkie Pie: *Stops rollercoaster from falling* And, that's what I'm here for too.
Pony: How did she-
радуга Dash: Don't ask.
Discord: *Laughing* Enjoy trying to save everypony, if Ты can *Runs away*
радуга Dash: Come on Pinkie Pie. We can save everypony if we work fast enough. *flies to log ride*
Ponies in logs: *about to go over loop* Is that possible?
радуга Dash: *Pushes log very fast on loop*
Ponies in logs: Woohoo! Awesome!
Bonbon: *Falls off tower*
Pinkie Pie: I shall save Ты *Jumps up in air, and catches Bonbon*
радуга Dash: Only one еще пони to save.

Another rollercoaster was heading towards damaged track, and would fall off.

радуга Dash: *Gets in front of rollercoaster*
Ponies: Get out of the way!
радуга Dash: *Slowing down rollercoaster* Slow down before I fall off. *stops rollercoaster*
Ponies: *see broken track* радуга Dash saved us from falling off. YAY!!

Back at Discord's base.

Discord: What? Why didn't anypony end up... How many feet under?
Karl: Six.
Discord: Why didn't anypony end up six feet under?
Kyle: Ты saw everything. радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved them all.
Discord: Then, we need a plan to kidnap Dash's german friend, and execute her. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

The end