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At an outside restaurant.

Taxi Driver: *Stops at restaurant*
Nazis: *Get out*
Taxi Driver: *Drives away*
French Stallion: Puis-je vous offrir quelque chose?
Nazi: Nous voulons champagne.
French Stallion: Venir jusqu'à. *goes to get champagne*
Sigmund: *Reading newspaper*
French Stallion: *Hears his phone ringing, then answers* Bonjour?... Oui. *Walks to Sigmund* Quelqu'un veut vous parler au téléphone.
Sigmund: Le téléphone?
French Stallion: Oui monsieur.
Sigmund: *Stands up* Merci. *Goes to phone* Hello.... Hello?

The пони that called him hung up. Then suddenly, a car was pulling up to the restaurant.

Sigmund: *Sees French Stallion hiding behind counter, so he does the same*
пони Driver: *stops car*
Болталка Pony: *Shoots Nazis with machine gun*
пони Driver: *Drives off*
French Stallion: Magnifique. *drinking champagne*
Sigmund: Resistance?
French Stallion: Oui.
Sigmund: Oh good. Je suis un priso-
French Stallion: Ты are an Equestrian, I understand your language.
Sigmund: I'm Austrian.
French Stallion: Oh.
Sigmund: Now listen, I am an agent for M.I.3, I just escaped a Prisoner Of War camp. I'm trying to make my way into Russia. Do Ты understand?
French Stallion: Yes?
Sigmund: Then can Ты help me?

Sirens can be heard in the distance.

French Stallion: I know somepony who can.

Later, Bartholomew, and Jade were boarding a bus.

Nazi 52: halten Sie es.
Bartholomew & Jade: *Stop*
Bartholomew: Stimmt etwas nicht?
Nazi 52: Wir wollen einfach nur Ihre Papiere sehen.
Bartholomew: Ordnung. *Gives Nazi papers*
Jade: *Does the same*
Nazi 52: Diese sind gefälscht. Ponys töten wir mit gefälschten Papieren.
Bartholomew: *Frowns*
Nazi 52: *Laughing* Das war ein Witz. Macht ruhig weiter. *Returns papers* Auf Wiedersehen.
Bartholomew: *Gets on bus*
Nazi 52: Auf Wiedersehen.
Jade: *Gets on bus*
Nazi 52: Good luck.
Jade: Thanks.

Jade made her mistake.

Nazi 52: *Pulls Jade out of bus*
Bartholomew: *Runs out of bus*
Jade: *Follows Bartholomew*
Nazi 52: Halt!
Nazis: *Arrive in car*
Nazi 52: Go, go!
Bartholomew & Jade: *Trying to open locked doors, then run into alleyway*
Nazis: *Running after Bartholomew & Jade*
Pony: *Loading cart*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Runs past cart*
пони on bicycle: *Gets in Bartholomew's way*
Bartholomew: *Knocks over пони on bike*
Jade: *Trips over Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: *Stands up, and runs*
Jade: *Runs towards door, then tries to open it*
Nazis: *Surrounding her*
Jade: *Facing Nazis, and tries to jump over them*
Nazis: *Catches Jade*
Bartholomew: *Running across rooftops, and climbs over fence*

The fence wasn't that big, and Bartholomew landed with ease. Now he just had to make sure no one caught him.

Bartholomew: *Walking down street*
Nazis in car: *Stop by Bartholomew* genau dort zu stoppen.
Bartholomew: Was ist das überhaupt?
Nazi: Ты are english.
Bartholomew: Englisch? du bist die einzige, die nur Englisch sprach.
Nazi: Wir haben ein Bild von Ihnen.
Bartholomew: Ich bin ein Wechselbalg. *Turns into changeling*
Nazi: mein Fehler. *gets back in car*
Nazi Driver: *drives away*
Bartholomew: *Runs to phone booth, and turns back to normal, then reads newspaper*
???: *Tapping on Bartholomew's shoulder*
Bartholomew: *turns around to see Discord*
Discord: Guten tag.
Bartholomew: was wollen Sie?
Discord: Your German is good. But I also hear you're french. *Grabs pistol* Your hooves, up!
Bartholomew: *Sticks his hooves up in air*

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Source: Joyreactor, My Little Randomness
It was all arranged. Harry was getting his team ready to arrest Pollanchio.

Harry: We'll have ten police officers in three cars. They will wait for either me, или one of the four rookies to call in reinforcements. When we call for you, go towards the front entrance, but stay by your vehicles. Everypony ready?
Police Ponies: Yes sir.
Joe: *Climbs into white car* See Ты there.
Harry: Yeah.
John: *Arrives with Phil, Rick, and Max* Harry, on behalf of all four of us, we want to thank Ты for requesting us.
Harry: The pleasure is all mine.
Rick: We won't let Ты down.
Harry: I know Ты won't.

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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google Обои
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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Source: EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
радуга Dash was hugging me after I turned back to normal

Sean: *Hugs back* I'm so sorry about what happened.
Rainbow Dash: It wasn't your fault. We need to get off this thing.
Sean: But first, we gotta destroy the other airplanes.
Rainbow Dash: They're close to Manehattan.
Sean: We gotta act quickly. *grabs bomb*
Applejack: What are Ты going to do?
Sean: Throw this bomb at one of the planes. One of Ты must take over, and get us away from here.
Applejack: I got it.
Rainbow Dash: I can try, and fly onto one of those airplanes.
Sean: Go for it. Zecora, do Ты have anymore of that teleportation...
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Source: deviantart
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Source: SmockHobbes on dA
posted by Dragon-88
 Panty is skeptical of any пони she meets until she meets Blazin', and at some points develops a crush on him.
Panty is skeptical of any pony she meets until she meets Blazin', and at some points develops a crush on him.
So the story begins with Panty riding the train to Ponyville, where her new Главная is located. Why is she moving to Ponyville? Too many ponies where she used to live laughed at her name, and one even сказал(-а) "Are your parents Белье или something?". Sick of it, and slightly satisfied after kicking that one пони in the crotch, she leaves her hometown for good. Where did she use to live? Manehattan, of course. Upon boarding the Ponyville Express, she sits by herself far away from other ponies on the train. Keeping her luggage close to her, she doesn't say a word, then the train arrives at the station....
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