At the Cheyenne train station, Pete was relaxing in his office. He was just looking over the profits that he was making so far, when his telephone rang.

Pete: *Answers* Hello, this is the Cheyenne Train Station of the Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
P.S.M: Pete? I've got one of your workers here at my station. He's saying that he helped me with Загрузка baggage on a passenger train.
Pete: What the hay? I suspended him from work for three months, two weeks ago.
P.S.M: Really? Because he helped out really well. Right now, he's Загрузка up another train.
Pete: I'll be right there. *Leaves station*
Hawkeye: *Waiting for train*
Pete: Pierce, I have to go down into Portland to go get Gordon. Until I return, you're in charge.
Hawkeye: Yes sir *Salutes Pete*
Pete: This is a railroad, not the army. *Leaves station*

Pete got in his brand new car, and drove all the way to Portland Oregon.

Gordon rented a hotel near the station, and stayed there for another day, when Pete finally arrived.

Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete: *Parks car in parking lot*
P.S.M: Gordon, your boss is here.
Gordon: How do Ты know? *sees Pete's car* Oh no.
Pete: *walks up at station* I'm ashamed of Ты Gordon.
Gordon: What did I do this time?
Pete: You're not supposed to work when you're suspended.
Gordon: Is that it?
Pete: Yeah. I really want to have Ты fired, but the Station Master here tells me Ты did a great job as a porter. So, I'll let Ты stay, but if Ты keep messing around when you're not supposed to, then you'll be fired.
Gordon: Okay.

Soon, the police arrived.

Alyssa: That's him. *Points at Gordon*
Gordon: What is this?
Alyssa: Ты assaulted me Ты asshole.
Gordon: Fuck you! All I did was take your money! I didn't hit Ты at all.
Police Officer: Tell that to the judge.
Gordon: I didn't hit my wife! She's lying to you!
Pete: Did he really hit you?
Alyssa: No.
Police Officer: *Turns around* What did Ты say?
Alyssa: *Gulps*
Police Officer: *Looks at Alyssa*
Pete: I asked her if Gordon really hit her, and she сказал(-а) no.
Police Officer: I see. *Lets Gordon out of car*
Gordon: Finally, about fucking time.
Police Officer: That's it. Back in the car. *Puts Gordon back in car*
Alyssa: Ha!
Police Officer: As for Ты ma'am, you're underarrest for giving the police false information.
Alyssa: I want a divorce.
Gordon: With pleasure.
Police Officer: *Drives away*

After the police went away with Gordon, and Alyssa, it was only Pete, and the Portland Station Master there.

Pete: So, what kind of Еда do Ты normally get here?
P.S.M: Sometimes a hamburger, and sometimes pizza.
Pete: How about the pizza? On me.
P.S.M: Yeah, sure.

The End

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We see how Hawkeye ran the Union Pacific while Pete was away.