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Jeff entered the mansion in the middle of the night. He was covered in blood, as usual and a few scratch marks were on his arms from victims struggling. He grabbed a bagel and a can of пиво and walked up to Ben's room.
"Hey Jeff, don't touch anything." Ben сказал(-а) as Jeff entered the room. He was playing Pokemon Red version on his gameboy with his left hand while playing Skyrim with his right.
"Yeah, yeah, I know. Why did Slendy make us roomates anyway?"
"Because we can't kill each other, I can go into any technology and you're-"
Jeff interrupted him. "The most awesome, amazing, ominous serial killer on earth?"
"I was gonna say a smug idiot who sucks at killing people and at video games, but that works just as well I guess."
"Hacker."
"You don't say."
"What're Ты doing?" Jeff asked, pointing to the gameboy, trying to change the subject before the argument got out of hand.
"Getting a Mew." Ben replied.
"What are Ты gonna name it?"
"Fluffers." Ben replied.
"That is the dumbest name for anything I've ever heard. Name it Mewbama."
"No, last time i let Ты name one of my Pokemon my game broke."
"That's because Ты use hacked in Pokemon that actually have feelings."
"That's why, after I get it, I'm bringing it into the real world." Ben explained. "A mew would make a great addition to the family."
"Do whatever Ты want. I'm gonna play on your Left 4 dead server."
"Did I not say don't touch anything?" Ben asked rhetorically.
"My feet are touching the ground, but Ты don't seem to mind that." Jeff сказал(-а) sarcastically.
"Shhh, be quiet. I found a wild Mew."
"Let me guess, еще hacking?" Jeff asked, already knowing the answer.
"Shhh!"
"Don't Ты have infinite masterballs?" Jeff asked.
"I сказал(-а) shhh!" Ben said, throwing one of his 9999 masterballs at the Mew. "Okay, nickname it then...." Ben trailed off, focusing his energy onto the game.
A розовый light shone from the screen. first a head poked out, then the rest of the Mew, now named Fluffers, slid out of the gameboy effortlessly. "Mew."
"Awesome, a real life HM slave." Jeff said.
Fluffers growled and shot a shadow ball at Jeff, which was easily blocked by his knife.
"Actually i did teach it Cut. i didn't want Thorne to learn it." Ben explained.
"So it is an HM slave?" Jeff asked.
"Not completely. Just a cut slave."
Fluffers was glaring at both of them intensely.
"What happened?" They heard someone say at the entrance to Ben's room. They looked over and saw Eyeless jack.
"Ben hacked a Mew into the real world, named it Fluffers and made it a cut slave, nothing out of the ordinary for us." Jeff explained.
"Why a cut slave?" Jack asked.
"He didn't want his Bulbasaur to learn it."
"Mew. Mew, mew mew mew, mew mew." Fluffers was trying to say something, but they couldn't understand.
"Learn to English Fluffers." Jeff сказал(-а) mockingly, knowing Pokemon couldn't talk.
This just angered Fluffers more. It shot a Psybeam at Jeff, which was reflected by his нож and thrown at Ben instead.
"What was that for, Jeff?" Ben asked.
"Mewbama did it."
"It's name is Fluffers, Ты suck at the game too much to nickname Pokemon."
"I don't suck, Ты hack." Jeff stated plainly.
Fluffers just rolled his eyes and made a bright flash of light. It was like teleport, but it was an attack. It hit Jeff, Ben and Jack. They all disappeared into the light. When they were gone Fluffers giggled and did a flip in the air.
Jeff entered the mansion in the middle of the night. He was covered in blood, as usual and a few scratch marks were on his arms from victims struggling. He grabbed a bagel and a can of пиво and walked up to Ben's room.
"Hey Jeff, don't touch anything." Ben сказал(-а) as Jeff entered the room. He was playing Pokemon Red version on his gameboy with his left hand while playing Skyrim with his right.
"Yeah, yeah, I know. Why did Slendy make us roomates anyway?"
"Because we can't kill each other, I can go into any technology and you're-"
Jeff interrupted him. "The most awesome, amazing, ominous serial killer on earth?"
"I was gonna say a smug idiot who sucks at killing people and at video games, but that works just as well I guess."
"Hacker."
"You don't say."
"What're Ты doing?" Jeff asked, pointing to the gameboy, trying to change the subject before the argument got out of hand.
"Getting a Mew." Ben replied.
"What are Ты gonna name it?"
"Fluffers." Ben replied.
"That is the dumbest name for anything I've ever heard. Name it Mewbama."
"No, last time i let Ты name one of my Pokemon my game broke."
"That's because Ты use hacked in Pokemon that actually have feelings."
"That's why, after I get it, I'm bringing it into the real world." Ben explained. "A mew would make a great addition to the family."
"Do whatever Ты want. I'm gonna play on your Left 4 dead server."
"Did I not say don't touch anything?" Ben asked rhetorically.
"My feet are touching the ground, but Ты don't seem to mind that." Jeff сказал(-а) sarcastically.
"Shhh, be quiet. I found a wild Mew."
"Let me guess, еще hacking?" Jeff asked, already knowing the answer.
"Shhh!"
"Don't Ты have infinite masterballs?" Jeff asked.
"I сказал(-а) shhh!" Ben said, throwing one of his 9999 masterballs at the Mew. "Okay, nickname it then...." Ben trailed off, focusing his energy onto the game.
A розовый light shone from the screen. first a head poked out, then the rest of the Mew, now named Fluffers, slid out of the gameboy effortlessly. "Mew."
"Awesome, a real life HM slave." Jeff said.
Fluffers growled and shot a shadow ball at Jeff, which was easily blocked by his knife.
"Actually i did teach it Cut. i didn't want Thorne to learn it." Ben explained.
"So it is an HM slave?" Jeff asked.
"Not completely. Just a cut slave."
Fluffers was glaring at both of them intensely.
"What happened?" They heard someone say at the entrance to Ben's room. They looked over and saw Eyeless jack.
"Ben hacked a Mew into the real world, named it Fluffers and made it a cut slave, nothing out of the ordinary for us." Jeff explained.
"Why a cut slave?" Jack asked.
"He didn't want his Bulbasaur to learn it."
"Mew. Mew, mew mew mew, mew mew." Fluffers was trying to say something, but they couldn't understand.
"Learn to English Fluffers." Jeff сказал(-а) mockingly, knowing Pokemon couldn't talk.
This just angered Fluffers more. It shot a Psybeam at Jeff, which was reflected by his нож and thrown at Ben instead.
"What was that for, Jeff?" Ben asked.
"Mewbama did it."
"It's name is Fluffers, Ты suck at the game too much to nickname Pokemon."
"I don't suck, Ты hack." Jeff stated plainly.
Fluffers just rolled his eyes and made a bright flash of light. It was like teleport, but it was an attack. It hit Jeff, Ben and Jack. They all disappeared into the light. When they were gone Fluffers giggled and did a flip in the air.
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe Ты pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're Ты heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are Ты going!?
Master Sword: Didn't Ты hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the сказал(-а) bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe Ты pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're Ты heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are Ты going!?
Master Sword: Didn't Ты hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the сказал(-а) bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret Голоса from Shining Armor. Thank Ты Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Иисус has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret Голоса from Shining Armor. Thank Ты Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Иисус has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
MEANWHILE:
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let Ты in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are Ты saying Ты KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making Болталка words to make this Статья long enough....
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let Ты in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are Ты saying Ты KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making Болталка words to make this Статья long enough....
I thought I would have еще ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till Далее time my dear Фаны :)
I'm suppose to write еще words so here's Болталка Metallica lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Остаться в живых his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till Далее time my dear Фаны :)
I'm suppose to write еще words so here's Болталка Metallica lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Остаться в живых his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."