Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.
Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do Ты have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine Оружие that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when Ты take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh great. We're supposed to find Shadow The Hedgehog, and make him talk about Discord.
Spike: Well, good luck with that.
Con: I'm going to guess that Ты don't know where he is.
S: I don't even know who he is.
Con: Whatever, Показать me some other gadgets.
S: Right. *Shows toy tank*
Con: Don't Ты think I'm too old for toys?
S: This is no ordinary toy 0007. Watch, and learn. *Puts toy tank on ground, and grabs remote control* Ты Переместить the tank around with the left analog stick, and Переместить the турель, башня, башенка around with the right analog stick. And with the left button, Ты shoot shells from the turret. *Hits left button*
A small shell was shot out of the tank, hit a wall, and blew a huge hole in it.
Con: And, the right button is for the machine gun. Am I correct?
S: Yes. Here's another thing. *Shows bike chain*
Con: Do Ты expect me to lock up my car with this?
S: No, but if Ты somehow end up putting this on somepony's bike, Ты can set up the lock combination, and have it go off at anytime Ты want. *Moving numbers on bike chain* Tap the two middle digits twice to arm the bomb, and tap it twice to disarm it.
Con: Very creative. Is that it?
S: Oh, just one еще thing. And it's not the Columbo reference I just made. *Shows Mini Uzi* Extended clip to hold 40 bullets, and is fully automatic. Now, bring all four of these to me in one piece Mr. Mane.
Con: Ты know I will. *Grabs gadgets, and puts them in car*
S: Yep. Sure.
Con: *Drives away*
Meanwhile, at my house, I was laying in постель, кровати with радуга Dash.
Sean: You've been a very good princess so far. *Kissing радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: And you're a great general. *Kisses Sean*
Sean: Ты could be one like me Ты know.
радуга Dash: I don't think I know how.
Sean: Well, I guess you'll have to be in military training. *Kisses радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Kisses Sean* Aw yeah.
The doorbell rings.
Sean: Well, I wonder who that could be. *Gets out of bed*
радуга Dash: Do Ты want me to wait here?
Sean: I don't know, I probably won't come back.
радуга Dash: Don't say that. You're the toughest war hero I know.
Sean: Well, thanks for the encouragement. *Runs downstairs, and opens door* Hello Mr. Mane.
Con: Ты ready?
Sean: Ты know I am.
Con: Good, because we need to find Shadow quickly.
Sean: Alright, let's get in my car, and-
Con: Hold up, your car? No, we're taking my car.
Sean: I wanna take my car!
Con: Well too bad, you're getting in my car!
Sean: *Sighs* Excuse me for a minute. *Runs upstairs*
Con: Where are Ты going?!
Sean: *Returns to радуга Dash* Take the keys to my car, and follow me.
радуга Dash: Why?
Sean: Because Con won't let me take it, but I wanna ride it. That's why I want Ты to follow me.
радуга Dash: I ain't getting involved in this!
Sean: Yeah Ты are. Call Luna, let her know that you're helping me out with something, and that she'll have to take over for you.
радуга Dash: Ugh, fine.
Sean: Thank you. *Runs back to Con*
Con: What was that all about?
Sean: Mind your own business. *Gets in car*
Con: *Gets in car, and drives* I am minding my own business, you're my partner.
Sean: We only met ten минуты ago. We haven't known each other long enough. Therefore it is not your business.
Con: Well, if Ты keep that behavior up, maybe I won't want to know you.
Sean: Well, you're gonna have to get used to that, because we're working together. Shadow the hedgehog could be anywhere, and we need to find him.
Con: Yeah, whatever. *Looking in rearview mirror* Is that your special somepony following us?
Sean: Yeah.
Con: She's got a nice car.
Sean: Actually, that's my car. Ты know... The one Ты wouldn't let me drive. The one I wanted to use to hunt down Shadow with.
Con: Vintage cars like that shouldn't be used for hunting down enemies.
Sean: I do it all the time, and it has never been damaged whatsoever.
Con: Yeah, okay. It had to get damaged at least once.
Sean: Nope.
Con: Why not?
Sean: I park it in a безопасно, сейф spot.
2 B continued
Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do Ты have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine Оружие that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when Ты take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh great. We're supposed to find Shadow The Hedgehog, and make him talk about Discord.
Spike: Well, good luck with that.
Con: I'm going to guess that Ты don't know where he is.
S: I don't even know who he is.
Con: Whatever, Показать me some other gadgets.
S: Right. *Shows toy tank*
Con: Don't Ты think I'm too old for toys?
S: This is no ordinary toy 0007. Watch, and learn. *Puts toy tank on ground, and grabs remote control* Ты Переместить the tank around with the left analog stick, and Переместить the турель, башня, башенка around with the right analog stick. And with the left button, Ты shoot shells from the turret. *Hits left button*
A small shell was shot out of the tank, hit a wall, and blew a huge hole in it.
Con: And, the right button is for the machine gun. Am I correct?
S: Yes. Here's another thing. *Shows bike chain*
Con: Do Ты expect me to lock up my car with this?
S: No, but if Ты somehow end up putting this on somepony's bike, Ты can set up the lock combination, and have it go off at anytime Ты want. *Moving numbers on bike chain* Tap the two middle digits twice to arm the bomb, and tap it twice to disarm it.
Con: Very creative. Is that it?
S: Oh, just one еще thing. And it's not the Columbo reference I just made. *Shows Mini Uzi* Extended clip to hold 40 bullets, and is fully automatic. Now, bring all four of these to me in one piece Mr. Mane.
Con: Ты know I will. *Grabs gadgets, and puts them in car*
S: Yep. Sure.
Con: *Drives away*
Meanwhile, at my house, I was laying in постель, кровати with радуга Dash.
Sean: You've been a very good princess so far. *Kissing радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: And you're a great general. *Kisses Sean*
Sean: Ты could be one like me Ты know.
радуга Dash: I don't think I know how.
Sean: Well, I guess you'll have to be in military training. *Kisses радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Kisses Sean* Aw yeah.
The doorbell rings.
Sean: Well, I wonder who that could be. *Gets out of bed*
радуга Dash: Do Ты want me to wait here?
Sean: I don't know, I probably won't come back.
радуга Dash: Don't say that. You're the toughest war hero I know.
Sean: Well, thanks for the encouragement. *Runs downstairs, and opens door* Hello Mr. Mane.
Con: Ты ready?
Sean: Ты know I am.
Con: Good, because we need to find Shadow quickly.
Sean: Alright, let's get in my car, and-
Con: Hold up, your car? No, we're taking my car.
Sean: I wanna take my car!
Con: Well too bad, you're getting in my car!
Sean: *Sighs* Excuse me for a minute. *Runs upstairs*
Con: Where are Ты going?!
Sean: *Returns to радуга Dash* Take the keys to my car, and follow me.
радуга Dash: Why?
Sean: Because Con won't let me take it, but I wanna ride it. That's why I want Ты to follow me.
радуга Dash: I ain't getting involved in this!
Sean: Yeah Ты are. Call Luna, let her know that you're helping me out with something, and that she'll have to take over for you.
радуга Dash: Ugh, fine.
Sean: Thank you. *Runs back to Con*
Con: What was that all about?
Sean: Mind your own business. *Gets in car*
Con: *Gets in car, and drives* I am minding my own business, you're my partner.
Sean: We only met ten минуты ago. We haven't known each other long enough. Therefore it is not your business.
Con: Well, if Ты keep that behavior up, maybe I won't want to know you.
Sean: Well, you're gonna have to get used to that, because we're working together. Shadow the hedgehog could be anywhere, and we need to find him.
Con: Yeah, whatever. *Looking in rearview mirror* Is that your special somepony following us?
Sean: Yeah.
Con: She's got a nice car.
Sean: Actually, that's my car. Ты know... The one Ты wouldn't let me drive. The one I wanted to use to hunt down Shadow with.
Con: Vintage cars like that shouldn't be used for hunting down enemies.
Sean: I do it all the time, and it has never been damaged whatsoever.
Con: Yeah, okay. It had to get damaged at least once.
Sean: Nope.
Con: Why not?
Sean: I park it in a безопасно, сейф spot.
2 B continued
My car.
Con's brand new Aston Maretin
me: *playing on dsi like a boss*
pinkie pie:hey phonenix wanna bake some Cupcakes?
me: umm kay
*goes into front door* ( all the sudden a hammer сокол punched me)
me: *wakes up* ugh what happed?
*trying to escape but im straped in chains*
Pinkie pie: ready to bake some Cupcakes?
me: this i not how to bake cupcakes
Pinkie pie: it is to me but first i have to bake you
*puts phonenix into a oven*
Pinkie pie: *leaves*
me: *looks around and gets out of oven* phew itz its time to investingate my way *goes misterously hall with 5 doors* TO be continued
pinkie pie:hey phonenix wanna bake some Cupcakes?
me: umm kay
*goes into front door* ( all the sudden a hammer сокол punched me)
me: *wakes up* ugh what happed?
*trying to escape but im straped in chains*
Pinkie pie: ready to bake some Cupcakes?
me: this i not how to bake cupcakes
Pinkie pie: it is to me but first i have to bake you
*puts phonenix into a oven*
Pinkie pie: *leaves*
me: *looks around and gets out of oven* phew itz its time to investingate my way *goes misterously hall with 5 doors* TO be continued
"Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the Вопрос is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what Ты want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta Без ответа Вопросы and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, пони Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
but the Вопрос is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what Ты want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta Без ответа Вопросы and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, пони Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
