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While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a пони dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help Ты with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do Ты mean by that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did Ты ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did Ты ever realize that the reason they laugh at Ты is because of what Ты do?
Clown: What are Ты talking about?
Bob: They way Ты dress, what Ты do for a living, and some of the things that Ты do.
Clown: Are Ты suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank Ты Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This пони is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that жеребенок, кольт in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.

Jerry took Bob into his office.

Jerry: *Sees жеребенок, кольт in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like Ты to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 год old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that Ты think he hit Ты on purpose.
12 год old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell Ты the truth, he didn't.
12 год old: What are Ты talking about?!
Bob: Ты know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, или pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 год old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 год old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, Ты two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do Ты want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* Эй, Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are Ты doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see Ты before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank Ты Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if Ты need anything else.
Howard: Ты don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. Ты don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and Ты know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see Ты when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking вперед to it.

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Ok. This is my first Статья based on my opinion. If Ты want me to write another Статья on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in Вопрос right now: Cloppers

Yes Ты heard me cloppers. If Ты don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little пони (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If Ты notice there is a clopper, why should that bother Ты in anyway? It's...
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Source: Дружба — это чудо
 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No пони can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead by радуга Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead by a пони named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead by Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead by John who somehow survived being killed by a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead by an alicorn named Fuku,...
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The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure Ты are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like Ты and your friends...
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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? Ты just decided to skip our ужин without telling me? Are Ты aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for Ты at a таблица with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want Ты to make Друзья with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! Ты still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if Ты want to give me a секунда chance или not. Starlight had to choose between Ты and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and лимон Heart. Offended by Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make Друзья on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his еще serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If Ты upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....
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Twilight Sparkle: I сказал(-а) no magic. Ты were supposed to do it by hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if Ты hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make еще sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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