Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...
9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red пони falls out the sky, and almost hits her.
AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H Эй, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are Ты drunk или something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Ты really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.
Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса wasn't completely comfortable with it.
Saten Twist: I I Любовь Ты Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ты showed up at my house four times.. Uninvited!
Saten Twist: Yeah.. So?
AppleJack: Look. I don't wanna seem like a mean girl, but. As I told Ты a hundred times before.. We're not a couple. So stop Актёрское искусство like we are.
Saten Twist: *dumbly* I I don't understand?
AppleJack: Look. I'm sorry sugercube. But your too crazy for me.
Saten Twist: How am I crazy!?
AppleJack: Well., For starters.. Ты are always threatening to stab people with sharp objects. Plus your a bit of a thief, often robbing people. Even me.
Saten Twist: Oh come on. Ты never wear that shirt.
AppleJack: That's not the point.
Saten Twist: Fine. Fine.. But I still bought Ты this *gives her the hat that is now iconic*
THE Далее DAY/SUMMER SUN CELEBRATION:
Saten Twist is trotting around without any proper destination, still abit hungover, and grumpy about AppleJack. Unfortantly for him, he was nearly hit by the carriage Twilight and Spike arrived in, since this is back when she first came to ponyville.
Twilight: Ohh. Sorry..
Saten Twist: Ты from canterlot?
Twilight: How do Ты know?
Saten Twist: Can tell by the type of carriage.
Twilight: Hope that isn't a problem.
Saten Twist: No. No.. Just as long as Ты never end up becoming an alicorn princess.
Twilight: Yeah.. That would be weird.
Spike and Twilight got out and soon met Pinkie, but while their bizarre interaction with her.
Saten Twist, ended up stealing the carriage for no full reason other then boredom.
LATER SAME DAY:
AppleJack was bucking apples, when she heard her name start being called up.
Saten Twist: AppleJack! Up here!
AppleJack *looks up to see him*: Saten Twist!? What the hell are Ты doing here!?
Saten Twist: That Dosen't matter. What do Ты think of my carriage!? *proves to be still riding in it*
AppleJack: Sugercube. Please tell me Ты didn't steal that in some lame tempt to win me over.
Saten Twist: That depends.. Is it working?
AppleJack: No. Not at all.. Now. Please go away. I'm busy.
Saten Twist: Fine. Whatever. *flies it away*
THE EVENING:
After flying in the carriage all day. Saten Twist saw there that there was something going on in the дерево liberary. And peaked inside.
Pinkie: that's why. I threw this party, and invited everyone in ponyville.
Saten Twist *groans*: Not me.. But oh well. Just me and my car- Crap. The carriage is gone.. Oh well. It was getting boring anyway.
That's all I got. So..
THE END!
9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red пони falls out the sky, and almost hits her.
AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H Эй, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are Ты drunk или something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Ты really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.
Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса wasn't completely comfortable with it.
Saten Twist: I I Любовь Ты Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ты showed up at my house four times.. Uninvited!
Saten Twist: Yeah.. So?
AppleJack: Look. I don't wanna seem like a mean girl, but. As I told Ты a hundred times before.. We're not a couple. So stop Актёрское искусство like we are.
Saten Twist: *dumbly* I I don't understand?
AppleJack: Look. I'm sorry sugercube. But your too crazy for me.
Saten Twist: How am I crazy!?
AppleJack: Well., For starters.. Ты are always threatening to stab people with sharp objects. Plus your a bit of a thief, often robbing people. Even me.
Saten Twist: Oh come on. Ты never wear that shirt.
AppleJack: That's not the point.
Saten Twist: Fine. Fine.. But I still bought Ты this *gives her the hat that is now iconic*
THE Далее DAY/SUMMER SUN CELEBRATION:
Saten Twist is trotting around without any proper destination, still abit hungover, and grumpy about AppleJack. Unfortantly for him, he was nearly hit by the carriage Twilight and Spike arrived in, since this is back when she first came to ponyville.
Twilight: Ohh. Sorry..
Saten Twist: Ты from canterlot?
Twilight: How do Ты know?
Saten Twist: Can tell by the type of carriage.
Twilight: Hope that isn't a problem.
Saten Twist: No. No.. Just as long as Ты never end up becoming an alicorn princess.
Twilight: Yeah.. That would be weird.
Spike and Twilight got out and soon met Pinkie, but while their bizarre interaction with her.
Saten Twist, ended up stealing the carriage for no full reason other then boredom.
LATER SAME DAY:
AppleJack was bucking apples, when she heard her name start being called up.
Saten Twist: AppleJack! Up here!
AppleJack *looks up to see him*: Saten Twist!? What the hell are Ты doing here!?
Saten Twist: That Dosen't matter. What do Ты think of my carriage!? *proves to be still riding in it*
AppleJack: Sugercube. Please tell me Ты didn't steal that in some lame tempt to win me over.
Saten Twist: That depends.. Is it working?
AppleJack: No. Not at all.. Now. Please go away. I'm busy.
Saten Twist: Fine. Whatever. *flies it away*
THE EVENING:
After flying in the carriage all day. Saten Twist saw there that there was something going on in the дерево liberary. And peaked inside.
Pinkie: that's why. I threw this party, and invited everyone in ponyville.
Saten Twist *groans*: Not me.. But oh well. Just me and my car- Crap. The carriage is gone.. Oh well. It was getting boring anyway.
That's all I got. So..
THE END!
