AppleBloom: This town is full of ponies who have their cutie marks. Why don't we ask them how they did it?
Sweetie Belle: That's a great ''safe'' idea.
Scootaloo: Yeah. And we can start wit-
Saten Twist: *suddenly pops out* Me! Me! Start with me!
Scootaloo: *sighs* Okay. Fine.. How did Ты get your cutie mark?
Sweetie Belle: Ohh. This might be interesting actually *cutely sits down to lesson*
Saten Twist: Well.. It's part of why Derpy and I had to Переместить from fillydelphia.


Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Filly Saten Twist: Эй, Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.
Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the пересекать, крест eyed disign*
Filly Saten Twist: My god, your okay!?
Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do Ты ask?
SOON AFTER:
Filly Saten Twist: Please don't tell your mom about this having happened at my house. She'll automatically blaim me, like she always dose.
Filly Derpy: Whatever.
*sudden knock on the door witch reveals to be a пони called Reggie. One who has always been a bully towards them. And only containues this tradition by making fun of Derpy's new look*
Filly Saten Twist: Why you-
Filly Derpy: *suddenly she's the rainboom exposion and watches it out the window*
Filly Derpy: Saten did Ты see tha- OH MY GOD!
Filly Saten: *suddenly covered in red, and holding weapon* I'm sorry I-
Filly Derpy: DID Ты STAB REGGIE!
Filly Saten: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Filly Derpy: HOW DID THAT GET THAT нож SO FAST?!
Filly Saten: I'M SOR-


All three crusaders have shocked faces.
Saten Twist: Well.. Ты wanted my cutie mark story. And that's how I got it.
Scootaloo: But you..
Saten Twist: He disearved it!
AppleBloom: *nervously* Sure. Sure.. We should go *the other two nervously agree*
Saten Twist: Well.. Good seeing Ты kids. *flies off*


Sweetie Belle: That was scary.
Scootaloo: Your telling m-
Voice: Get back here! Ты thieving varmints!
AppleBloom: Thievin' what now?
AppleJack; *reveals herself* Oh Эй, girls.
AppleBloom: Эй, sis! How'd Ты get your cutie mark?
Sweetie Belle: And please let it be less nightmarish then Saten Twist's.
AppleJack: Ты asked Saten Twist?
Sweetie Belle: Yes.. Wish I didn't. But yes.
AppleJack: Yes. He's quite the character.
Scootaloo: Did he really kill that guy.
AppleJack: Killed. Injured. Nobody waited long enough to find out.
AppleJack: But anyway.. I never told Ты that story?
Scootaloo: Hey! I thought we were gonna ask радуга Dash.
AppleBloom: We need all the help we can get.
AppleJack: Ugh. Fine.


In sugercubes..
Rainbow: I hear ''you're'' looking for awesome cutie mark story.
Saten Twist: *groans and holding пиво bottle* yeah, because mine sure 'wasn't' awesome.
Rainbow: Shut up Saten.
Saten Twist: No need to be rude about it *takes sip and walks out of view*


Pinkie: We all owe our cutie marks to you!
Fluttershy: Do Ты realize what this means? All of us had a special connection before we even met.
Rarity: We've been BFFs forever and we didn't even know it!
AppleJack: Come here y'all! *they all hug*
SB & AB: Awww
Scootaloo: Eww.
Saten Twist: Yeah. And how can one rainboom connect all destinies, and not mine.
Derpy: Well. Ты didn't see it, but I did, before seeing.. Well. Ты know.
Saten Twist: Oh.. Weird.
Derpy: Yeah.. By the way would Ты watch Dinky for me?
Saten Twist: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-
Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out one of the windows*
Saten Twist: Find.. Someone else.. *groans*