Jerry
British Soldier: Now don't come back to our country ever again Ты Equestrian scum.
Rarity: But I'm British too!
British Soldier: *Ignores Rarity* Let's go captain. We got everything we need.
British Captain: *Driving ship out of docks*
Jerry: *Sees Gilda* Griffon!!
Gilda: *Flies away*
Celestia's Soldiers: *Running towards Jerry*
Jerry: She's getting away.
радуга Dash: What's going on?
Jerry: Ты didn't hear? The griffons have waged war against us ponies. Their kingdom is near ours, and we cannot allow them to take any peice of our territory.
Applejack: What happens if they do?
Jerry: We kill them.
Rarity: Nngh. Isn't there a peaceful way to settle this?
Applejack: *Slaps Rarity* No! We have to kill them.
Jerry: *Looking at Applejack* I like your style, but Ты ladies are not allowed to fight.
радуга Dash, Applejack: What?!!?
Rarity: Well, I wouldn't want to fight anyway.
Applejack: Are Ты saying that we're not allowed to fight due to our gender?!
радуга Dash: I've dealt with many stereotypical situations, but this is crazy!
Jerry: I don't make the rules ma'am, Ты have to talk to Princess Celestia about this.
Applejack: Princess Celestia?
Rarity: She banished Princess Luna 800 years ago.
радуга Dash: Oh, right. Take us to her please.
Jerry: If Ты insist.
So Jerry, and a few other soldiers took them to Celestia's замок in Canterlot.
Celestia: How dare those griffons attempt to attack us. They will realize their clumsy decision will give them nothing, but pain.
Soldier 24: Right-o your highness.
Jerry: *Arrives* Princess, visitors.
Celestia: What do they want to talk about?
радуга Dash: Hi Celestia.
Celestia: Who are you?
радуга Dash: Ты mean Ты don't remember?
Applejack: Take it easy Dash. I'm Applejack, this is радуга Dash, and the white unicorn is Rarity.
Celestia: What do Ты want to talk about?
радуга Dash: Why can't mares fight? You're a princess, Ты should be giving us equal rights.
Celestia: It is not my decision on who gets to fight, или not. Ты must talk to Lord Burlington.
Applejack: Jerry сказал(-а) we had to talk to you.
Jerry: Uh.. I forgot?
Celestia: Take them to Lord Burlington.
Jerry: Yes your highness.
Rarity: Lord Burlington?
радуга Dash: I wonder what he's like.
They were soon about to find out.
Lord Burlington: *Sitting in big red chair* What do those griffons have planned?
Pete: We don't know. They could do anything.
Lord Burlington: Then we must warn everypony immediately. If those griffons try to-
Jerry: *Enters room* Sir, three ponies want to talk to you.
Lord Burlington: What do Ты want?
радуга Dash: The three of us want to fight in this war.
Lord Burlington: Ты three? *Laughing* This is an outrage. No mare is capable of fighting.
Rarity: He's right, so why don't we go home?
Lord Burlington: Yes. Go home, and get back to working where Ты belong.
Applejack: Oh yeah? *Grabs axe, and throws it at Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: *Ducks, and doesn't get hit from axe. He then sees that it has stuck to his chair* Okay, you're in.
2 B continued
Lord Burlington
Spike sneaks into Zecorah's place and 'borrows' a special flower. Smelling it will make Ты fall in Любовь with the first person Ты see. Obviously he tries to get Rarity to smell it, accidentally infecting everyone in ponyville in the process. Eventually everypony's chasing Spike in a lovestruck stampede, causing Celestia to come down from her замок to see what the ruckus is about. When she too smells the цветок and falls in Любовь with Spike all hell breaks lose.
Spike is forced to ask Zecorah for help. She creates a розовый облако of fog, that cures everypony. Luckily for Spike nopony remembers a thing. In the end he writes a letter to Celestia, about how Любовь is something that cannot be forced.
Spike is forced to ask Zecorah for help. She creates a розовый облако of fog, that cures everypony. Luckily for Spike nopony remembers a thing. In the end he writes a letter to Celestia, about how Любовь is something that cannot be forced.
