It was a bright день in Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and their Друзья were having a picnic, when Spike came running with thousands of letters from Princess Celestia. "I got these about two секунды ago!" He exclaimed, and dropped them in front of Twilight. Twilight took one, and two humans came out. Everypony screamed. "I like this розовый one!" сказал(-а) the girl, walking up to Pinkie and stroking her mane. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" Pinkie said. "My name's Mabel. This is my brother, Dipper." сказал(-а) the girl. "Mabel, this place looks like it has еще conspiracies than Gravity Falls!" Dipper exclaimed. Twilight started to take another letter, but радуга Dash exclaimed, " Don't--" But it was too late. Twilight had opened another letter of which six humans came out. They all had very...Different hair. "Konichiwaa!" the blue haired girl said. "I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU!!!!!!!" Pinkie screamed. "Here, have these." Twilight said, putting translators around their necks. " My neck fells funny!" сказал(-а) the blonde girl. "Get used to it..." сказал(-а) the brunette, rolling her eyes. "So, what are your names?" Rarity asked. "I'm Miku, and this my boy--This is my friend Kaito. This is Rin & Len, they're twins. This is Meiko, she's a little violent, and Luka, one of my best friends." сказал(-а) the blue haired girl.
Two letters later...
"So, we have...
Dipper, Mabel, Miku, Kaito, Rin, Len, Meiko, Luka, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty AND Stocking?" Twilight asked, "Oooh! And me! Pick me!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Yes, Pinkie. I know you're here." сказал(-а) Twilight. "Good!" Pinkie replied. "And there was this dragon thing who says he was reformed but still hated something called the 'main six'?" Miku asked. "Now that ain't right." сказал(-а) Applejack. Buttercup started to перфоратор, удар, пунш the ground. Panty shot her in the butt. "No way, motherffffffff...bucker!" Panty said. "What?" сказал(-а) Buttercup. Panty grabbed Buttercup and threw her to Stocking, who beat her up. Panty shot the ground a few times, and a hole appeared. "That's how the Ангелы do it."
сказал(-а) Panty. "Yeah!" exclaimed Stocking. "But this is China. not Japan!" Miku said. "Japan, China. They both have pointy eyes and wear crazy makeup, right?" asked Panty as she jumped into the hole. "Bye, bit-Eh, I got nothin'." чулок said, as she jumped down. "Hi, me!" Bubbles сказал(-а) to Twilight. "What?" сказал(-а) Twilight. *insert Tara Strong joke here* Bubbles grabbed Twilight's hoof, and pulled her down the hole. Buttercup and Blossom flew after them. радуга and Flutters flew down. Rarity teleported, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса slid, Pinkie Pie hopped, and the Вокалоид sang as they dropped. China was on fire. "Oh crap." сказал(-а) Twilight. "Oh crap indeed." Rarity said. "Ooooh! Disco!" Pinkie exclaimed. "That's no disco. It's a Космос station." сказал(-а) Fluttershy. "Oh my gosh! Ты watch пони Wars too?" радуга Dash said. "Yes." Fluttershy said. "This is no time to discuss пони Wars and discos! It is a time of panic, and finding Discord!" Everypony was chattering about how they thought it was Spike. "I thought it was a Ghost." Panty said. "Crap, we better get out of here if we wanna live!" Buttercup exclaimed "RUN!" Everypony said, and started running. "Oh crap. Slides?" Rarity said. "Just go!" радуга Dash exclaimed, and pushed Rarity down the slide. Suddenly, the slide closed up. "Awwww CRAP!!!!!!" Panty yelled. чулок facepalmed. After a while the hole opened up...But screams were heard. "Rarity!" EveryPONY exclaimed (Keep that in mind, pony) "Who cares about her? She was a snob." Panty said. чулок nodded. "Uh...ERG! Just go!" Fluttershy said, and tossed everypony down the slide, followed by herself. When they got there, they saw Queen Chrysalis, and Rarity over boiling water. She had tape over her mouth, and was slowly being let down. "Friendship powers, activate! Shape of... UNICORN!" Twilight exclaimed *insert other Tara Strong joke here* Twilight jumped at the rope, yelling "MOVE THE POT!" to everypony else. Fluttershy and радуга Dash flew up to the pot, and pushed it away as Twilight cut the rope Rarity was on. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса ripped the tape hardly off of Rarity's mouth. "Heh...Always wanted to do that." she said. Then, Mabel, Dipper, Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Luka, Meiko, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty, and чулок disappeared, and the ponies ended back up in Ponyville. "Ho. Ly. Crap." They said.