THE Далее DAY:
Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. Ты haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol Ты got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If Ты say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If only Ты were able to go.
Saten: Who says I'm not.. I have a дата for it too..
Applejack: NO!
Saten: Oh come on. Give me one good reason why Ты shouldn't.
AppleJack: I can name 'ten' good reasons.
Saten: I'll give Ты 40 dollars*
AppleJack: ... *groans* Finnne.. But only as a friend.. Very.. Very.. Uncomfortable friendship.
Saten: good enough for me.
AppleJack: And promise your stop spying on me so much.
Saten: I don't spy on you.
AppleJack: Ты just were!
Saten: No I... Fine
TO BE CONTAINUED
Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. Ты haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol Ты got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If Ты say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If only Ты were able to go.
Saten: Who says I'm not.. I have a дата for it too..
Applejack: NO!
Saten: Oh come on. Give me one good reason why Ты shouldn't.
AppleJack: I can name 'ten' good reasons.
Saten: I'll give Ты 40 dollars*
AppleJack: ... *groans* Finnne.. But only as a friend.. Very.. Very.. Uncomfortable friendship.
Saten: good enough for me.
AppleJack: And promise your stop spying on me so much.
Saten: I don't spy on you.
AppleJack: Ты just were!
Saten: No I... Fine
TO BE CONTAINUED
Please read this: I am warning Ты of a Фан fic that will make Ты not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet яблоко massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death Чтение cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff Ты must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget Чтение :(