We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.
Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing by a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, Ты have parked too close to a огонь hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the огонь hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says Ты have to park ten hooves, или еще from a огонь hydrant.
Night Frizz: *Gets into her car*
Master Sword: Hey! Where do Ты think Ты are going?
Night Frizz: I claim your statement to be... Poppycock!
Choir of Ponies: Poppycock!
Night Frizz: *Drives away*
Master Sword: Ты ain't getting away from my promotion. *Drives his police car, and follows Night Frizz*
Night Frizz: *Turns right*
Master Sword: *Nearly hits a minivan, but still follows Night Frizz*
Police пони 46: Эй, Sword, what are Ты doing?
Master Sword: Corporal Sword reporting. I'm in pursuit of a brand new Dodge Pegasus. The driver parked too close to a огонь hydrant, and is fleeing from me.
Police Pony: Where is your current location?
Night Frizz: *Turns left*
Master Sword: We just took a left on Howitzer улица, уличный from Rubber Avenue.
Police Pony: If you'd like, we can set up a roadblock before she reaches the highway.
Master Sword: Yes, stop her at all costs. I need that arrest to make my promotion!
Police Pony: Okay. We're setting up a roadblock by the draw bridge.
But that was not a good idea. The roadblock was set up on the other side of the river, where Night Frizz was being chased by Master Sword.
Bridge Pony: *Sitting by bridge controls*
Bridge пони 2: I see a sailboat coming towards us.
Bridge Pony: No kidding. *Raising bridge*
Night Frizz was on the side of the bridge being raised. If she went fast enough, she'd be able to jump across.
Master Sword: Where's that roadblock?
Police пони 46: On the other side.
Master Sword: Ты nincompoops.
Police пони 46: What?
Night Frizz: *Drives onto bridge, then flies over the roadblock*
Master Sword: *Stops car*
Police пони 46: Oh. Now I see why Ты called us nincompoops.
Master Sword: Stop her!
Police пони 46: She got away man. I'm sorry, but Ты can Kiss your promotion good bye.
Master Sword: Oh no I won't. I'm gonna wait for that bridge to go down, then I'll chase that сука all the way to the Police Station, and have her arrested for speeding, parking near a огонь hydrant, and running away from an officer.
Meanwhile, with Ryan, Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist.
Ryan: Sure is beautiful.
Blazin' Blue: Are Ты kidding? Baltimare is one of the ugliest-
Saten Twist: And dangerous.
Blazin' Blue: And dangerous city in the world.
Ryan: I was talking about a mare I saw driving a Silver sedan on the other side of the highway.
Night Frizz: *Gets on highway, and drives Далее to Blazin' Blue*
Saten Twist: *Sees Night Frizz* Speaking of mares.
Ryan: Oh no Ты don't. If anypony-
Saten Twist: Anybody.
Ryan: Whatever. If anyone is asking her out, it's me. *Drives past Saten Twist, and gets Далее to Night Frizz*
Night Frizz: *Sees Ryan, and Saten Twist driving by them, and gets on her walkie talkie*
Saten Twist: I'll be damned.
Night Frizz: Эй, guys. Where are Ты going?
Ryan: Fillydelphia? Would Ты like to Присоединиться us?
Night Frizz: Sure. I got something that might help Ты three.
Ryan: Nice. Did Ты guys hear that?
Blazin' Blue: Yep.
Saten Twist: What is it?
Night Frizz: Pull over on the side here, and I'll Показать you.
What is it that Night Frizz wants to Показать to the three stallions on their roadtrip?
Find out in the Далее part of M.C.C, but in the meantime, the story is...
... 2 B continued.
Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing by a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, Ты have parked too close to a огонь hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the огонь hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says Ты have to park ten hooves, или еще from a огонь hydrant.
Night Frizz: *Gets into her car*
Master Sword: Hey! Where do Ты think Ты are going?
Night Frizz: I claim your statement to be... Poppycock!
Choir of Ponies: Poppycock!
Night Frizz: *Drives away*
Master Sword: Ты ain't getting away from my promotion. *Drives his police car, and follows Night Frizz*
Night Frizz: *Turns right*
Master Sword: *Nearly hits a minivan, but still follows Night Frizz*
Police пони 46: Эй, Sword, what are Ты doing?
Master Sword: Corporal Sword reporting. I'm in pursuit of a brand new Dodge Pegasus. The driver parked too close to a огонь hydrant, and is fleeing from me.
Police Pony: Where is your current location?
Night Frizz: *Turns left*
Master Sword: We just took a left on Howitzer улица, уличный from Rubber Avenue.
Police Pony: If you'd like, we can set up a roadblock before she reaches the highway.
Master Sword: Yes, stop her at all costs. I need that arrest to make my promotion!
Police Pony: Okay. We're setting up a roadblock by the draw bridge.
But that was not a good idea. The roadblock was set up on the other side of the river, where Night Frizz was being chased by Master Sword.
Bridge Pony: *Sitting by bridge controls*
Bridge пони 2: I see a sailboat coming towards us.
Bridge Pony: No kidding. *Raising bridge*
Night Frizz was on the side of the bridge being raised. If she went fast enough, she'd be able to jump across.
Master Sword: Where's that roadblock?
Police пони 46: On the other side.
Master Sword: Ты nincompoops.
Police пони 46: What?
Night Frizz: *Drives onto bridge, then flies over the roadblock*
Master Sword: *Stops car*
Police пони 46: Oh. Now I see why Ты called us nincompoops.
Master Sword: Stop her!
Police пони 46: She got away man. I'm sorry, but Ты can Kiss your promotion good bye.
Master Sword: Oh no I won't. I'm gonna wait for that bridge to go down, then I'll chase that сука all the way to the Police Station, and have her arrested for speeding, parking near a огонь hydrant, and running away from an officer.
Meanwhile, with Ryan, Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist.
Ryan: Sure is beautiful.
Blazin' Blue: Are Ты kidding? Baltimare is one of the ugliest-
Saten Twist: And dangerous.
Blazin' Blue: And dangerous city in the world.
Ryan: I was talking about a mare I saw driving a Silver sedan on the other side of the highway.
Night Frizz: *Gets on highway, and drives Далее to Blazin' Blue*
Saten Twist: *Sees Night Frizz* Speaking of mares.
Ryan: Oh no Ты don't. If anypony-
Saten Twist: Anybody.
Ryan: Whatever. If anyone is asking her out, it's me. *Drives past Saten Twist, and gets Далее to Night Frizz*
Night Frizz: *Sees Ryan, and Saten Twist driving by them, and gets on her walkie talkie*
Saten Twist: I'll be damned.
Night Frizz: Эй, guys. Where are Ты going?
Ryan: Fillydelphia? Would Ты like to Присоединиться us?
Night Frizz: Sure. I got something that might help Ты three.
Ryan: Nice. Did Ты guys hear that?
Blazin' Blue: Yep.
Saten Twist: What is it?
Night Frizz: Pull over on the side here, and I'll Показать you.
What is it that Night Frizz wants to Показать to the three stallions on their roadtrip?
Find out in the Далее part of M.C.C, but in the meantime, the story is...
... 2 B continued.
Night Frizz's car
Rocks.
They are everywhere.
Igneous, sedimentary, and others anywhere.
Great, big, tall, and even small.
Square, triangular, and round overall.
Rocks.
Rocks.
They are grey.
Others are black, some white, and yellow as hay.
Цвета galore! Greatness from rocks and more!
And use them like a door.
Rocks.
Rocks.
Soft, like powdered sugar, или harder than solid oak.
Be wise with a rock and don't be a bloke.
Gems are rocks, and very pretty, too.
Many are colored red, yellow, green and blue.
Rocks.
Rocks.
Cut them into shapes.
Shapes such as triangles, like crépes.
Turn them into spheres, prisms and cubes.
It's good to make little rock cubes.
Rocks.
They are everywhere.
Igneous, sedimentary, and others anywhere.
Great, big, tall, and even small.
Square, triangular, and round overall.
Rocks.
Rocks.
They are grey.
Others are black, some white, and yellow as hay.
Цвета galore! Greatness from rocks and more!
And use them like a door.
Rocks.
Rocks.
Soft, like powdered sugar, или harder than solid oak.
Be wise with a rock and don't be a bloke.
Gems are rocks, and very pretty, too.
Many are colored red, yellow, green and blue.
Rocks.
Rocks.
Cut them into shapes.
Shapes such as triangles, like crépes.
Turn them into spheres, prisms and cubes.
It's good to make little rock cubes.
Rocks.
