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Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time Ты ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* Ты have 'no' idea.


CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent Футбол coach.
Saten: No problem.. I Любовь little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite what the score board says.. *five секунды later he gets angry at them for messing up somehow, and calls them back in* What is wrong with you!.. Okay new strategy.. Lose this game and I will murder you!. Every single one of you. Multiple stab wounds. And break!. *they go back to playing*
Sword: Dude. I don't think it's the best idea for Ты to be threatening the fillies.
Saten: Sticks and stones man. Words will never hurt... SCOOTALOO! If they score on you! I swear I'm gonna rip Ты in half with a chainsaw!
Sword: *nervous laugh* H. He's joking Scoot's.
Sword: Dude. I thought Ты сказал(-а) Ты were gonna control your rage.
Saten: *anxiously pacing* Iam in complete control... BUTTONMASH! If Ты don't score this time! I will stuff thirty pounds of raw meat! UP YOUR ARM!
Sword: Is that even possible!?
*later when the other team scores*
Saten: *angrily throws larn chair* DEFENCE! Ты HEARD OF DEFENCE!!
Sword: Ты need to calm down. Your going crazy on me.
Saten: *enraged* I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO LOSE!?
Sword: I-
Saten: *throws something* GOD DAMN IT MAN!. My feet are strapped to the bicycle on this one! I will do anything it takes TO WIN!.. Even it means lying!.. *prepares to перфоратор, удар, пунш one of the fillies* или PHYSICALLY HURTING SOMEONE!!
Sword: *pulling him back* That's it.. No еще coffee for you.
END CUTAWAY:


Discord: Well. Anyway.. No luck finding your дерево then?
Twi: We ran into some trouble. And my Друзья decided it would be best if I returned to Ponyville while they continue the search. Equestria will need me if Princess Celestia and Princess Luna don't return.
Discord: I'm just surprised that Ты agreed to their plan. I never thought you'd be the kind of пони who would think she was better than everypony else.
Twi: I don't think I'm better then everypon-
Saten: Every'body
Twi; Oh. Shut. Up.
Discord: Oh, well, how silly of me to assume that Ты would think that. All Ты did was choose to keep your precious princess self out of harm's way while your Друзья thrust themselves right into it. I'm sure you'll all be the best of pals again when they return from their terrifying yet deeply bonding experience that they're having without you. [chuckles].
Twi: Damn Ты discord! *runs back in*
Spike: Oh come on. It's discord. He's just trying to get under your skin.
Twi: Well.. It's working.


Saten: Wait., *flies after her* What if she gets lost..


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The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure Ты are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like Ты and your friends...
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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? Ты just decided to skip our ужин without telling me? Are Ты aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for Ты at a таблица with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want Ты to make Друзья with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! Ты still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if Ты want to give me a секунда chance или not. Starlight had to choose between Ты and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and лимон Heart. Offended by Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make Друзья on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his еще serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If Ты upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....
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Saten Twist
EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I сказал(-а) no magic. Ты were supposed to do it by hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if Ты hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make еще sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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Notes: My Little пони is owned by Hasbro and created by Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that Ты enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect Животные that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake сказал(-а) "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord сказал(-а) "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need...
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posted by ChevalNoir
In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground by eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn Queen is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...
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(Before this story begins, let me tell Ты that with this article, I'm starting over with the stories I may tell Ты all. As Ты may have enjoyed the stories I told in the past, I hope Ты enjoy this one. Thanks for Чтение this tidbit, and do enjoy this article.)

It was a great день in the little town of Ponyville, and everyone was gallavanting about, doing their duties and businesses. Some of the others were visiting and chatting with each other and generally had good times. One of these ponies was the kind Fluttershy, out to get some Еда for herself and her animal Друзья in and near her...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't Переместить out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...
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Dan - Good to hear Delta Force.
US President - My man did great job eh?
SAS Leader - Not as good as Fireteam Reaper.
Hooffman - This is Hooffman. De La Rosa spilled the beans.
Dan - And?
Hooffman - Stalion called Vladimir Chehenkov is now co-leader of this army.
Dan - Chehenkov. Right hoof of Golden Horn.
Shadow - Ты sure Ты killed Golden Horn.
Dan - I didn't only killed him with my own hoofs in Ponyville but also watched him choke on his own blood.
Dimitri - Is it on? Эй, my good friend Dan.
Dan - Dimitri!?
Yuri - I'm here too... Damn it...
Dan - Ты guys.
Dimitri - Listien to time to speak. Chehenkov...
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