School of Alicorns 1 - Дружба — это чудо - Fanpop

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posted by TotalDramaFan60

Mintsweet:Fire, it's time to get up!
Fireball: But, Mom...
Mintsweet:Fire...!
Fireball:Fine!
*close*
Fireball: Oh, yeah, Mom, where are we going?
Mintsweet:To Penny Copper All-Grades.
Fireball: What's Penny Copper All-Grades?
Mintsweet:It's a school that has all the grades.
Fireball: Even nineteenth grade?
Mintsweet:Fire, that's not a grade.
Fireball:*laughs*
*skid*
Mintsweet:Okay, Fire, have fun!
Fireball:Yeah, right.
*clop, clop, clop*
Icicle Drop:Hello.
Fireball:*pause* Hi...
Icicle Drop:I'm Icicle Drop.
Fireball: Yeah...
Icicle Drop: Your name is Icicle Drop too?
Fireball: No, it's just...
*silence*
Icicle Drop: Well?
*ring*
Fireball: Is that the class bell?
Icicle Drop: No; it's the "get here" bell.
Fireball: The what-here bell?
Icicle Drop: Mr. Equestrian will tell you.
Fireball: Mr. who-what-now?
Icicle Drop: *chuckles, walks off*
Fireball:What?
огонь Vi Equestrian: Ah, Fireball, Ты need to get to first day.
Fireball:Oh-Okay...
*clop, clop, clop*
огонь Vi Equestrian: I can tell that this год is going to be great! Ты must meet our new students, Fireball, Butterbun, цветок Breeze, Icicle Drop, Dragon Spout, Electra and Cookie Crumb! There seem to be only mares in our class this year, except for me! *chuckles*
Butterbun: Aw, there's no stallions.
Fireball: What? Did Ты want stallions?
Butterbun: Yeah. I'm kind of a stallion attraction.
Fireball: I get it. My brother, Blaze is always attracted to me.
Butterbun: Oh, Ты listen to Glaze too? I really like Beyond Her...
*pomf!*
Fireball: Blaze. Not Glaze. Though his Музыка is really good.
огонь Vi Equestrian: Okay, everypony, get in your spots!
Electra: Oh, hi. Can I sit by you?
Fireball: I don't really care who sits by me, if she's nice.
Butterbun: Guess I'm out of the question. My Mom and Dad are always telling me that I have a bad temper and "explode" a lot.
Fireball: Heh. Like hoofball?
Butterbun: I guess...
Fireball: Alright. You're free.
Electra: But...
огонь Vi Equestrian: Class!
Fireball: *gulp, sigh* Electra...
Electra: Oh, it's okay! I can sit by Cookie Crumb!
Cookie Crumb: Whattup?
Electra: *giggle*

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jordy_dash o_o equestrian! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLLLLLLE!

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Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the пицца parlor.

Waiter: Jim, Ты got a call.
Jim: Okay. *Walks to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
Sam: It's Sam. Those Mexicans are dead. They crashed, and kill their selves.
Jim: Dammit. Далее time we get attacked by these illegal immigrants, try to find out who their leader is.
Sam: Yes sir. *Hangs up, then goes to Case Cracker* Okay, Jim сказал(-а) Далее time we get attacked by those immigrants, we need to find out who their leader is. Let's go see how Gordon's doing.
Case Cracker: Okay. He should be at the hospital by now. *Drives to the hospital*
Sam: *Thinking* I have a hunch that I might know...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con returned to Canterlot for the breifing of his new assignment.

Con: *Waiting by P's office*
Miss Moneybit: He'll see Ты now.
Con: He won't be seeing me soon. Pinkie Pie might return and take P's spot.
Miss Moneybit: I wouldn't mind that.
Con: *Goes into P's office*
P: Good to see you're still alive 0007. What do Ты know about alicorns?
Con: They are either Единороги with wings, of pegasi with horns. Unfortunately, most ponies do not like their kind, because they believe that they're overpowered.
P: That is precisely what you're up against. An alicorn by the name of Ice Cube has created her...

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M.C.C Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Case Cracker's car

Blazin' Blue, Saten Twist, Ryan, Night Frizz, and NocturnalMirage got away from Master Sword, and Sean. Just as soon as they got out of Baltimare, they saw a car towing an open trailer with gascans, and ponies standing by them. The car towing this trailer was driven by Case Cracker.

Ryan: What kind of a car is that?
Mirage: I don't know mate. It looks Italian though, that's all I can tell you.
Saten Twist: *Looks inside car* Son of a bitch, he has a walkie talkie.
Case Cracker: Yo, what's up guys?
Blazin' Blue: Not much. How are you?
Case Cracker: Good. Where Ты headin?
Ryan: Fillydelphia.
Case...