This story takes place many years ago..


Derpy (As a filly): *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Saten (as a filly): Эй, Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the пересекать, крест eyed disign*
Saten: My god, your okay!?
Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do Ты ask?
SOON AFTER:
Saten: Told you, Ты were gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: Just shut up. (looks in mirror) I look terrible.
Saten: No.. Ты look unique. Just like Ты yourself.
Derpy: Wow.. No wonder Ты were rejected.. Say stuff like that.
Saten: I wasn't rejected.. It was.. A fairly resonance response.


CUT AWAY:
Saten: Hey.. Would Ты go on a дата with me!?
Glaze/WoodenToaster: (holding nailgun, as she was probably working on something) Ohh.. I would.. But I'm gonna be in the hospital all day.. *shoots herself in the leg and crawls away under extereme pain.
END CUTAWAY:


Saten: But anyway,. Just please don't tell your mom that this happened at my house.. She'll automatically blame me. Like she always dose..
Derpy: Fine. Whatever. Just as long as nobody makes fun of me.
Saten: Relax. No one is gonna make fun of yo-
Reggie: Hey! Nice eyes Derpy.. Makes Ты look even stupider then before..
Derpy: *whimpers*
Saten: Hey.. Screw off Reggie. Nobody likes you.
Reggie: Screw off.. But I only just started.. (containues making fun of Derpy).
Saten: Whatever.. I'm just trying to put this нож away (shows a хлеб knife).
Derpy: It goes in the кухня silly (chuckles)
Saten: Thank yo-
*suddenly there was the rainboom, and as Derpy ran over to watch it, Saten had the explosion make him trip the нож ended being stabbed into Reggie, and he fell down*
Derpy: Эй, cuz did Ты se- OH MY GOD!!
Saten: I'm sorry!
Derpy: Is that Reggie!? DID Ты STAB REGGIE!?
Saten: It was an accident!
Derpy: How can it be an accident!?
Saten: I'M SOR-


LATER AT A LOCAL BAR:
Saten: *on his third beer, but strangely still sober (for the most part).
Derpy: *anxiously pacing* Oh.. What if they find us!? I'm too cute for jail!
Saten: Try to keep your voice down.. And besides. They can't find us. We threw both the body and the нож into the ocean.
Derpy: *still pacing* But there's always away.. Don't Ты ever watch those crime shows?
Saten: Relax.. Go Главная and put Марихуана into some of your muffins.
Derpy: That's just it.. That's USUALLY how I would handle this type of saturation. But.. I'm just too frightened.
Derpy; We have to leave town.
Saten: Leave town?
Derpy: Pleease.. I'll make me feel so much safer.
Saten: Fine.. Anything for Ты cuz. But the only one who knows a good way to getta of town is Chimney Sheep.
Derpy: But.. He's in jail.
Saten: Then we just have to bust him out.. Besides. He was always so nice too me.


CUT AWAY:
Chimney Sheep: (throws Saten Стена violently)
Saten: Oh, ho.. Now your gonna beat me up? That's exactly why I called Ты an asshole in the first place!
Sheep: SHUT UP! (violently beats him up).
END CUTAWAY:


Saten: Yep. We shared some good times.


TO BE CONTAINUED