Let me take a moment to thank those who stood by my lame tempt of a series.. Haha. Just kidding, I'm not really that insecure. But seriously. Thanks guys..
In case Ты haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..
YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).
AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:
Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
Chimney: (normal voice) Watch and learn my dear... (suddenly he takes out a live and loaded handgun and fired it several times into the air, successfully causing panic, and all the ponies ahead of them ran away in fear). There, problem salved. Now Ты two better hurry on there.
Saten: Aren't, Ты gonna come.
Chimney: Ты kidding. This train is heading to Ponyville. That place is as stupid as it gets, I can see why Ты chose it.
Saten: Yeah well., I can't stay with my stupid mother, Maddy no more. She hasn't changed. She's still the abusive, drunken mare, she always was.. She did a shitty job raising me, and she clearly hasn't changed..
Chimney: Yeah. Only she's a prositute now.
Derpy: Could we say that?
Chimney: Just did.
ON THE MOVING TRAIN:
Derpy: This works out for the best. I was tired of my stupid, dead end job.
CUTAWAY:
Derpy: (literary hammering a dead end road sign) THIS JOB SUCKS!!
END CUTAWAY:
Saten: Sorry. What was that.. Still having день nightmares about my mothers 'revealing' outfits.
Stallion: Hey. Can Ты idiots keep it down.
Saten: Hey. No need for that.
Stallion: Just shut up. Just go back to talking to the crossed eyed freak over there.
Saten: *angrily* Before I knock out every single one of your teeth.. I'm gonna give Ты a final chance to apologize for that remark.
Stallion: I NEVER apologize for the tru- (gets violant punched in the face, but surprisingly by Derpy instead of Saten.
Stallion: Ты broke my nose!...... Ты aggressive woman! (runs off crying like baby).
Derpy: Wimp!
Saten: Wow... I am so proud of Ты wait now.
Derpy: Thanks.. I guess.
Derpy: Anyway. What now?
Saten: Only one thing TOO do..
SOON AFTER:
Saten and Derpy are seen sharing a weed joint, as only 'one' was able to be sneaked aboard.
Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.
Saten: ...... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME!
(they both laugh, and high five).
TO BE CONTAINUED
In case Ты haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..
YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).
AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:
Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
Chimney: (normal voice) Watch and learn my dear... (suddenly he takes out a live and loaded handgun and fired it several times into the air, successfully causing panic, and all the ponies ahead of them ran away in fear). There, problem salved. Now Ты two better hurry on there.
Saten: Aren't, Ты gonna come.
Chimney: Ты kidding. This train is heading to Ponyville. That place is as stupid as it gets, I can see why Ты chose it.
Saten: Yeah well., I can't stay with my stupid mother, Maddy no more. She hasn't changed. She's still the abusive, drunken mare, she always was.. She did a shitty job raising me, and she clearly hasn't changed..
Chimney: Yeah. Only she's a prositute now.
Derpy: Could we say that?
Chimney: Just did.
ON THE MOVING TRAIN:
Derpy: This works out for the best. I was tired of my stupid, dead end job.
CUTAWAY:
Derpy: (literary hammering a dead end road sign) THIS JOB SUCKS!!
END CUTAWAY:
Saten: Sorry. What was that.. Still having день nightmares about my mothers 'revealing' outfits.
Stallion: Hey. Can Ты idiots keep it down.
Saten: Hey. No need for that.
Stallion: Just shut up. Just go back to talking to the crossed eyed freak over there.
Saten: *angrily* Before I knock out every single one of your teeth.. I'm gonna give Ты a final chance to apologize for that remark.
Stallion: I NEVER apologize for the tru- (gets violant punched in the face, but surprisingly by Derpy instead of Saten.
Stallion: Ты broke my nose!...... Ты aggressive woman! (runs off crying like baby).
Derpy: Wimp!
Saten: Wow... I am so proud of Ты wait now.
Derpy: Thanks.. I guess.
Derpy: Anyway. What now?
Saten: Only one thing TOO do..
SOON AFTER:
Saten and Derpy are seen sharing a weed joint, as only 'one' was able to be sneaked aboard.
Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.
Saten: ...... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME!
(they both laugh, and high five).
TO BE CONTAINUED
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe Ты pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're Ты heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are Ты going!?
Master Sword: Didn't Ты hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the сказал(-а) bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe Ты pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're Ты heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are Ты going!?
Master Sword: Didn't Ты hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the сказал(-а) bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret Голоса from Shining Armor. Thank Ты Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Иисус has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret Голоса from Shining Armor. Thank Ты Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Иисус has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
MEANWHILE:
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let Ты in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are Ты saying Ты KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making Болталка words to make this Статья long enough....
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let Ты in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are Ты saying Ты KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making Болталка words to make this Статья long enough....