Ponies On The Rails Episode 64 Part 3 - Дружба — это чудо - Fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, Ты know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that Ты quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never сказал(-а) anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess Ты should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: Ты should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. Ты could have hurt yourself.
Duke: I'm fine, but I know your fear of ants. *Looking at ant on branch*
Anthony: Ты gotta be kidding me.
Duke: Let me drive the train, или else this ant will be placed in your mane.
Anthony: Okay, it's yours.

So they switched positions in the engine. Duke drove, while Anthony did nothing. At the train station, Duke stopped his train at the station in unison with Hawkeye, who would be taking his passengers further east.

Anthony: *Gets out of train* I have done it. I got the train here all by myself.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of his train* Interesting how we got here at the same time. Our simultaneous arrival must mean only one thing.
Anthony: What?
Hawkeye: We're twin brothers.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: Ты like that one? I got lots of other jokes.
Duke: *Comes out of train*
пони 54: Hey. Why were there two ponies in that diesel?
пони 63: Yeah. Usually, it's just Duke in there by himself.
Hawkeye: Well, Anthony was taking over, but unfortunately he did poorly at his job, and Duke had to take over for him.
Ponies: *Laughing, and pointing at Anthony*
Duke: *Winks at Hawkeye*
Anthony: FUCK! *Running behind a wall, and hiding from everypony*
Duke: *Appears Далее to Anthony* Poor old stallion. *Laughing* It's no good Anthony. Ты can't win.

The end

On the Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails

Stylo, and Metal Gloss go through a chain reaction of crazy events in San Franciscolt.

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The Train Part 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A кран finally arrived, and the пони operating it was lifting one of the engines off the track. A Major was ordering him what to do.

Major Herren: Ready?! Pick it up!
German пони 88: *Lifting the engine slowly*
Major Herren: *Walks to the left, and finds a spot near the track that is occupied by nothing* Put it on it's side over there.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Major!! *Walks toward him with two ponies behind him* Can't Ты Переместить any faster?!
Major Herren: This is a hell of a mess Colonel! We're doing the best we can!
Colonel Von Waldheim: I asked for two cranes!
Major Herren: *Walks toward him*...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

It was a beautiful день in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to Показать Ты the real intro for this fanfic.

Song(Start it at 0:09): link

San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the бухта, залив Bridge*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Mexicans: *Loading their assault rifles and pistols*

In association with Izfankirby...

Awesome пони pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor

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Since it's close to Хэллоуин I managed to put both my Капкейки spoofs together as one big story...

posted by Canada24

WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare радуга Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the розовый mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! Ты made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 96 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Parks his car in the parking lot in front of the station*
Stylo & Hawkeye: *Arrive in their cars*
Metal Gloss: *With Hawkeye* You're going to tell him about the fuel, right?
Hawkeye: Stylo is going to tell him about that, I'm going to tell him about the amount of snow we're to expect, and that we'll need extra snowplows.

Ten секунды later

Pete: *Enters his office*
Stylo: *Enters the office with Hawkeye* Hello sir.
Pete: Ты two are early. What's happening?
Hawkeye: We have lots of snow coming...

Awesome пони pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

Grand Theft Ponies Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Rock Island Bikers were close to being defeated. Gordon, Case Cracker, and Jim were in a van, chasing down a biker that was escaping.

Case Cracker: There he goes! *points at escaped RIB*
Gordon: I'm right behind him.
Jim: He's heading out of here.
Gordon: He's probably heading for the golden neigh bridge. *Getting close to biker*
RIB 5: *Passing traffic*
Gordon: Try, and shoot him.
Jim: *Shoots breaklight* I got one of the lights on his bike.
Gordon: Not good enough, keep trying.
Case Cracker: There's a lot of cars around. Ты gotta get closer.
Jim: *Shoots tire on bike*
Case Cracker: или not....

Grand Theft Ponies Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After robbing the bank, Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик were at Gordon's place.

Gordon: *Laughing* We got $58,000
Case Cracker: *Laughs* Yes! What do ya suppose we'll do with some of this money?
Gordon: Well first, let's трещина, сплит it. We'll each get $29,000.
Case Cracker: K *takes $29,000, and puts it into his bag* Эй, man, just curious. What kinda Оружие do Ты have?
Gordon: Why?
Case Cracker: I just wanna know what kinda Оружие Ты have, and whether they're good или not.
Gordon: Okay. What kinda Оружие do Ты have?
Case Cracker: 2 Beretta 92s', the Tec 9, a Type 821 SMG, a couple explosives and I used to have a...

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon: *Stops at drugstore*

Upon arrival, a few ponies in the store start to stare at them.

Case Cracker: What are they staring at us for?
Gordon: How should I know?
Ponies in store: *Grab guns, and start shooting*
Gordon: *Creates shield*
Manehattan пони 52: They're unicorns! Shoot there horns off.
Case Cracker: Well that escalated quickly. *whips out two Beretta 92s'*
Gordon: *Grabs shotgun* I'm going in there. Cover me *runs to door*
Case Cracker: *shoots towards ponies, drawing their fire, killing two*
Gordon: *Knocks door down*
Manehattan ponies: *Shooting at Gordon*
Gordon: *Dodges bullets,...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Water was leaking into the diamond dog's ship, and they had to fix it.

Spot: Where is that hole? Where is it?! Where? Where?! WHERE?!!?
Rover: Uh... It's right here.
Spot: *Sees the hole* oh.
Indiana Bones: How are we going to fix this?
Rover: Get some hammers, and nails, and some pieces of wood. We'll fix it.
Indiana Bones: Well make it quick!

As for the ponies.

Larry: With Hungry dead, we must vote on who will be the new leader.
Rainbow Dash: Ты vote on these things?
Erik: Yeah. What do Ты suggest we do? Forget about the entire thing?
Rarity: I already forgot what we were talking about, so...

Ponies On The Rails: The Human World Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In the Назад part of this story, Hawkeye accidentally fell off the Golden Neigh Bridge while a пони shot him. While falling, Hawkeye saw a mirror, but little did he know it had special powers that could take him to a different world while changing him from a пони to a human.

Location: Ogden, Utah
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 8:36 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

In the human world, Nikki West was driving a slow freight with her sister Meadow.

Meadow: Why do we have to go slow?
Nikki: Bad track conditions. If we go too fast, our train may go off the tracks.

One on of the freight cars of Nikki's...

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Ponies On The Rails: Season 8 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*...

Sweet яблоко Massucure spoof, part 6

posted by Canada24

A few days passed, and Twilight, unaware of Big Mac's murderous rampage, knocked on his door.
Big Mac: (sharpening a machete on one of those wheel things, I don't know the name). (the chorus of Bottled Up Inside is heard playing, and he is seen wearing AppleJack's hat as if it was ALWAYS his).
Twi: (knocks louder)
Big Mac: (hears it this time, turns off the song and opens the door).. Hey. Hey. Twilight.. Looking hot.
Twi: I.. Don't know how to take that.
Big Mac: Why don't Ты come inside so I can rap- I mean, nice weature were having!?
Twi: Well.. Putting aside the creepy thing Ты just finished...

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 74 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ryan went to Portland Oregon, the same place Jeff went to save Nicole. Ryan was driving only one engine, and he was not pulling any trains.

Ryan: This may look suspicious to those ponies on the Northern Pacific, so I'm gonna have to come up with something creative.
RP пони 63: Sir, an engine is coming towards us.
RP пони 39: *Lowers gate to stop Ryan*
Ryan: *Stops his train*
RP пони 63: *Walks to the side of Ryan's engine, and looks at him in the cab* Who are you, and what are Ты doing here?
Ryan: I'm a пони that was sent here to pick up some freight cars from your railway. Do Ты have any freight...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's car

Previously, Con spotted Ice Cube, and Mary Sue driving away with Pinkie Pie. He has to stop them.

Con: *Gets in his car, and starts driving*
Ice Cube: *Turns left*
Con: *Sees Ice Cube, and starts following her*
Mary Sue: There's that spy again. He's driving a green Lambronyni.
Ice Cube: We'll lose him man. *Driving past cars*
Con: *Stops* Come on, get out of the way!
Ponies: *Moving their cars*
Con: *Drives forward*
Ice Cube: *Takes a right onto Columbus Avenue*
Con: *Follows Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Continues driving*
Mary Sue: *Looks back*
Con: *Getting closer*
Ice Cube: *Takes a left onto Union Street*...

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Awesome пони pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 58 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

One of the new supply trucks for the Union Pacific

Pete was telling Mirage about his special job in his office.

Pete: We're suppose to get a new shipment of supply trucks. One of them just arrived, and I want Ты to drive it around, and check it out. Make sure it works up to our standards.
Mirage: Yes sir.
Pete: *Gives Mirage the keys to the truck* And be careful. Ты can drive the truck for as long as Ты want, but just bring it back here with no damage.
Mirage: Yes sir.

Meanwhile in Ogden Utah, Anthony, and Roger were having hard times working on their railway. Even though they were getting extra help from Duke, there was still to much work....

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Awesome пони pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: Joyreactor, My Little Randomness

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Twilight's Student Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mazda Friscero

Jeff kept looking around Brooklyn, but then he found a yellow, and blue unicorn.

Jeff: Mazda Friscero at last.
Mazda: *Loads up sawed off shotguns* Don't worry. I'll make your death a quick one. *Shoots both shotguns at same time*
Jeff: *Creates shield to protect himself, and all the Nazis, Griffons, and Changelings*
Mazda: Ты have very powerful magic. Ты probably learned from Twilight, but that won't stop me from killing you!
Jeff: *About to shoot Mazda*
Mazda: *Shoots gun out of Jeff's hooves*
Jeff: No matter. I didn't need that anyway. We'll settle this stallion to stallion. *Uses magic to...