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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of радуга Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, радуга Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 9

Who Pulled The Trigger?

Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at радуга Dash.

Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't Ты be Друзья with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Друзья with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your Далее plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why Ты never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: Ты told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating радуга Dash, by using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.

Meanwhile in Ponyville

радуга Dash: Ты ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
радуга Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
радуга Dash: огонь away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: Ты can't fight anypony with a gun if Ты can't dodge the bullets.
радуга Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
радуга Dash: What do Ты want?
Discord: To kill you.
радуга Dash: Oh no Ты don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
радуга Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
радуга Dash: She just сказал(-а) my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that Ты got rid of my gun. Ты know what I'm gonna do now?
радуга Dash: What?

Discord was about to перфоратор, удар, пунш her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.

радуга Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
радуга Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
радуга Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* Ты failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
радуга Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told Ты to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.

Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.

Police Ponies: *Looking at радуга Dash* She's dead.
радуга Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no Ты don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are Ты alright?
радуга Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
радуга Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge Ты to a wrestling match!
радуга Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?

The end.