The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Canterlot High School, in the пони world, not that Equestria Girls crap.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay anypony, today we will be learning about-
James: How our school is going down the drain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why do Ты think it's going down the drain?
James: I'm not sure if Ты noticed, but this is a high school. I've seen students that are under the age of ten. Who the hell would run a school like that?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I'll be doing the teaching, thank you.
James: I wish I could say I was welcome, but I'm not.
Gary: Ms. Schultz, Ты look like somepony that works at a bodyshop with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, for the last time, Ты don't work at a bodyshop.
Gary: Yeah I do. Ты were there with me, and so was this other пони that looked like Brianna.
Audience: *Laughing*
Brianna: I don't know anything about cars.
Ms. Schultz: Well we won't be learning about cars in this class, because this is everypony's Избранное subject, math.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I hate math.
Ms. Schultz: Well, Ты can calm down-
Gary: *Angry* DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: If Ты shout like that again, Ты will go to the principal's office.
Maria: What's that like?
Ms. Schultz: Try, and imagine hell, but the flames, and hot temperature is replaced with boring phone calls, and Обои that's out of дата by forty years.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Now, grab your books, and do all the problems on page 91.
Gary: Эй, Ms. Schultz?
Ms. Schultz: You're not gonna shout again, are you?
Gary: No, but not only do Ты look like a пони that I work with at a bodyshop, but Ты also look like this пони that I was with in a dream.
Ms. Schultz: Tell me about it.
Gary: I was imagining myself as Harry Potter in his early 30's, and your replica was the wife.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Interesting. Now, please do the math problems.
Lauren: Ms. Schultz, I have a question.
Ms. Schultz: What is it?
Lauren: This math problem is really difficult, and I can't figure out the answer.
Ms. Schultz: What is it?
Lauren: 2 plus 2.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Ms. Schultz: The answer is 4.
Lauren: Thank you.
James, and Gary were exchanging looks at each other while doing their work. They had something planned to disrupt the class.
Gary: *Looking at Lauren* Ты smell like shit.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lauren: *Surprised* I'm offended!
Gary: Please, be offended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, go to hell, I mean the principal's office.
Gary: What's the difference?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Farewell everypony. It was an honor being with you. *Leaves classroom*
Audience: *Clapping*
Maria: *Impersonating the announcer* On the Далее part of this episode, we notice that Princess Celestia's life starts going downhill.
Ms. Schultz: Shut up Maria, and get back to work.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Canterlot High School, in the пони world, not that Equestria Girls crap.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay anypony, today we will be learning about-
James: How our school is going down the drain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why do Ты think it's going down the drain?
James: I'm not sure if Ты noticed, but this is a high school. I've seen students that are under the age of ten. Who the hell would run a school like that?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I'll be doing the teaching, thank you.
James: I wish I could say I was welcome, but I'm not.
Gary: Ms. Schultz, Ты look like somepony that works at a bodyshop with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, for the last time, Ты don't work at a bodyshop.
Gary: Yeah I do. Ты were there with me, and so was this other пони that looked like Brianna.
Audience: *Laughing*
Brianna: I don't know anything about cars.
Ms. Schultz: Well we won't be learning about cars in this class, because this is everypony's Избранное subject, math.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I hate math.
Ms. Schultz: Well, Ты can calm down-
Gary: *Angry* DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: If Ты shout like that again, Ты will go to the principal's office.
Maria: What's that like?
Ms. Schultz: Try, and imagine hell, but the flames, and hot temperature is replaced with boring phone calls, and Обои that's out of дата by forty years.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Now, grab your books, and do all the problems on page 91.
Gary: Эй, Ms. Schultz?
Ms. Schultz: You're not gonna shout again, are you?
Gary: No, but not only do Ты look like a пони that I work with at a bodyshop, but Ты also look like this пони that I was with in a dream.
Ms. Schultz: Tell me about it.
Gary: I was imagining myself as Harry Potter in his early 30's, and your replica was the wife.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Interesting. Now, please do the math problems.
Lauren: Ms. Schultz, I have a question.
Ms. Schultz: What is it?
Lauren: This math problem is really difficult, and I can't figure out the answer.
Ms. Schultz: What is it?
Lauren: 2 plus 2.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Ms. Schultz: The answer is 4.
Lauren: Thank you.
James, and Gary were exchanging looks at each other while doing their work. They had something planned to disrupt the class.
Gary: *Looking at Lauren* Ты smell like shit.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lauren: *Surprised* I'm offended!
Gary: Please, be offended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, go to hell, I mean the principal's office.
Gary: What's the difference?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Farewell everypony. It was an honor being with you. *Leaves classroom*
Audience: *Clapping*
Maria: *Impersonating the announcer* On the Далее part of this episode, we notice that Princess Celestia's life starts going downhill.
Ms. Schultz: Shut up Maria, and get back to work.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the Далее part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No пони shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every пони shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
или else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at радуга Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No пони shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every пони shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
или else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at радуга Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved by many. I made them laugh. Then one день I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that Эй, apologized! She's giving Ты a оладья, кекс, маффин Магазин right Далее to my кекс shop! OMG and Ты get to have me throw Ты a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved by many. I made them laugh. Then one день I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that Эй, apologized! She's giving Ты a оладья, кекс, маффин Магазин right Далее to my кекс shop! OMG and Ты get to have me throw Ты a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
First things first, thank Ты to anyone who reads this. Okay, so this is a continuation of The Journey of the New Brony Статья I wrote a few weeks back. So, while watching Dragon Quest, I noticed even еще similarities between the events of the episode and the common new brony's experiences. Let me once again make them into a list. But because this is part 2, remember that the person is already a brony.
1. Ты go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and Ты admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. Ты try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. Ты do prove it.
6. Ты hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, или Фаны of ponies.
8. Ты discover who your true Друзья are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best Статьи I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
1. Ты go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and Ты admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. Ты try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. Ты do prove it.
6. Ты hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, или Фаны of ponies.
8. Ты discover who your true Друзья are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best Статьи I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.