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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:14 AM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office when he saw Hawkeye, and Stylo walk in with somepony he never saw before.

Hawkeye: Pete, meet Renee.
Renee: *Nervous* Hello.
Pete: So, you're the пони that tried to get herself killed on the mainline.
Renee: *Nervously shakes her head yes*
Pete: I won't allow that. Ты will not have yourself get killed, but Ты have got yourself a job. Pierce, and Stylo here will get your engines refueled, and you'll be taking a westbound freight into Denver.
Renee: Okay.

So Renee went with the two stallions to drive her first train for the Union Pacific. Her engines were coupled up to a freight train consisting of thirty six cars.

Renee: *Climbs into engine* I'm so nervous.
Hawkeye: You've got nothing to be nervous about.
Stylo: Drive the train, and stay calm.
Renee: What if I get jinxed?
Hawkeye: Ты won't get jinxed, because there's no such thing as a jinx.
Renee: *Scared* Okay. *Blows horn twice on her train, and drives out of the yards*
Stylo: So far so good.
Hawkeye: Yeah, she's got it. I still can't believe, that she believes in being jinxed.
Stylo: Well it could happen.
Hawkeye: No it won't.

Suddenly, the caboose on Renee's train came derailed, and hit part of Snowflake's yard tower.

Snowflake: Whoa! *Gets on radio* Renee, stop! Your caboose has been derailed.
Renee: Oh dear. *Stops train* I was doing so well too.
Snowflake: I'll get Percy, and Jeff to take a look at the track. Your caboose shouldn't have derailed like that.

Percy, and Jeff inspected the track for any damage. Strangely enough, they couldn't find anything wrong, so they decided to check the wheels on the caboose.

Percy: *Under the caboose*
Jeff: *Standing Далее to the caboose with Renee* Sometines, if the wheels on any train car are in bad condition, they can derail by accident, unless Ты fix it.
Renee: Oh, I never knew that.
Percy: *Comes out of caboose* There's nothing wrong Jeff.
Jeff: Well, that's strange.
Renee: Only one explanation for that then. I was jinxed.
Hawkeye: Okay, we're gonna go talk to Pete about this.

So Hawkeye, and Stylo returned to Pete with Renee.

Pete: What do Ты mean jinxed?
Renee: That's the only explanation sir. The tracks were in good condition, the caboose had no damage on it's wheels, или axles, but it came derailed anyway. I'm jinxed.
Hawkeye: I think you've been telling us that for too long now. There is no such thing as a jinx.

All of a sudden, Pete's стол письменный, стол fell apart.

Pete: Hey! What the-?
Renee: Has that ever happened before?
Hawkeye: No it hasn't.
Stylo: Not until now anyway.
Pete: *Very angry* Hawkeye! Stylo! Get this fucking пони out of my office right away! On the double!!
Hawkeye: Right. *Leaves office with Stylo, and Renee*

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