Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.
Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Drinks champagne*
Twilight: *With Luna* Man, I'm gonna own everypony with my badass drivin' skills.
Luna: Ты got a big mouth, but remember that I'm only here to fill in a position. *Whispers* I've heard from Jenny that Princess Celestia has been insulting everypony here. She says that she will shove red shells up everypony's plots.
Twilight: Man, Jenny must be goin' deaf. Dat job belongs to me.
Meanwhile in Celestia's office.
Derpy: You're groundbeef.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Ты really think Ты can make insults better then me? Get that trash out of here! Here's how it's done, behold! I'm going to shove my hoof so far up your ass, that Ты will be puking out my horseshoe polish, into Europe.
Audience: *Laughing*
At Ponyville
Celestia Guard: *Driving truck with loudspeaker on the roof* Be prepared for Celestia's very first Super Kart Race, taking place at the Canterlot Raceway near her castle. Tickets are ten dollars each, and they can only be purchased online.
Applejack: That's bullshit! I'm too poor to have the internet!
Audience: *Laughing*
The Далее day, Celestia, Derpy, Twilight, Luna, Jenny, Bryan, Harry, Chrysler, and Alexis were participating in the race. It was just like Mario Kart.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lakitu: *Holding a traffic light. The light turns red*
Racers: *Waiting for light to turn green*
Lakitu: *Changes light to yellow, and after five seconds, he changes it back to red*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh, for crying out loud! Start the race!
Lakitu: *Turns light green*
Everypony took off really fast past the starting line.. Except for Celestia. Her kart went five miles an hour, and broke down.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Ты have got to be kidding.
Twilight: *In first place*
Luna: *About to pass Twilight, but slows down for the turn up ahead*
Twilight: *Turns right, and picks up a green shell* Who shall be my very first victim? *Shoots green shell backwards*
Derpy: *Looking at green shell* How pretty. *Drives into green shell*
Her kart went flying into a house where everypony was dancing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Very drunk, and crashes into Chrysler*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Trying to get her kart to start* This is a sack load of human shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Why must all the bad things happen to me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Dominating the race*
Jenny: *Drops bomb*
Luna: *Drives into bomb* I don't wanna get sent back to the moon!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jenny: *About to pass Twilight* Why don't Ты taste my fury? Take this! *Crashes into warp pipe*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Nigga please.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Celestia: *Gets her kart started* What the hell took so long?! It's about time-
Twilight: Get out of the way! *Crashes into Celestia's kart*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alexis: *Gets a blue shell, and shoots it at Twilight*
Celestia: *Gets a star* Now Ты will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots ракета at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit by missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops банан peel*
Derpy: Do Ты really think that'll stop me? *Drives over банан peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight won the race.
Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy Ты unreliable dumbass!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Two hours later.
Derpy: *Walks into Celestia's office, and sees Celestia at her desk* It appears Twilight Sparkle won the Super Celestia Kart. What is your opinion?
Celestia: You're actually gonna tell me that you're surprised by this? But let's talk about you! Ты had a battletank! Idiot!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Ты had an opportunity to win, but Ты allowed yourself to get beaten by a Mary Sue. Ты suck!
Audience: Don't be mean to Derpy!
Celestia: Go to timeout for your imcompetence! *Bangs on desk* TIMEOUT!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Banging on desk* Timeout! Timeout!
Back on the block.
Master Sword: Well, this has been yet another good episode.
Tom: And we had three Toms. Me, Tom Selleck played by Saten Twist, and Tom Cruise, played by Blaze.
Master Sword: There were two other Tom's here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah.
Master Sword: How come one of them wasn't Thomas The Tank Engine?!
Tom: He's on an island, and has no way to get here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: And now, we're starting a new segment on this Показать that we like to call, brony of the month.
Master Sword: And for November's Brony of the month, we start it off with ladies first. The Brony of the месяц reward goes to Dragonaura15!
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: She really deserves it. Dragonaura15 is one of the kindest pegasisters ever.
Master Sword: One of the kindest? She's nicer than anyone I know. She is the #1 pegasister ever! Congratulations girl!
Audience: *Clapping*
And now, it's the end.
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production.
Письмо fanfics for two years! That's right, this день starts my two год anniversary of being on this club.
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.
Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Drinks champagne*
Twilight: *With Luna* Man, I'm gonna own everypony with my badass drivin' skills.
Luna: Ты got a big mouth, but remember that I'm only here to fill in a position. *Whispers* I've heard from Jenny that Princess Celestia has been insulting everypony here. She says that she will shove red shells up everypony's plots.
Twilight: Man, Jenny must be goin' deaf. Dat job belongs to me.
Meanwhile in Celestia's office.
Derpy: You're groundbeef.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Ты really think Ты can make insults better then me? Get that trash out of here! Here's how it's done, behold! I'm going to shove my hoof so far up your ass, that Ты will be puking out my horseshoe polish, into Europe.
Audience: *Laughing*
At Ponyville
Celestia Guard: *Driving truck with loudspeaker on the roof* Be prepared for Celestia's very first Super Kart Race, taking place at the Canterlot Raceway near her castle. Tickets are ten dollars each, and they can only be purchased online.
Applejack: That's bullshit! I'm too poor to have the internet!
Audience: *Laughing*
The Далее day, Celestia, Derpy, Twilight, Luna, Jenny, Bryan, Harry, Chrysler, and Alexis were participating in the race. It was just like Mario Kart.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lakitu: *Holding a traffic light. The light turns red*
Racers: *Waiting for light to turn green*
Lakitu: *Changes light to yellow, and after five seconds, he changes it back to red*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh, for crying out loud! Start the race!
Lakitu: *Turns light green*
Everypony took off really fast past the starting line.. Except for Celestia. Her kart went five miles an hour, and broke down.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Ты have got to be kidding.
Twilight: *In first place*
Luna: *About to pass Twilight, but slows down for the turn up ahead*
Twilight: *Turns right, and picks up a green shell* Who shall be my very first victim? *Shoots green shell backwards*
Derpy: *Looking at green shell* How pretty. *Drives into green shell*
Her kart went flying into a house where everypony was dancing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Very drunk, and crashes into Chrysler*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Trying to get her kart to start* This is a sack load of human shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Why must all the bad things happen to me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Dominating the race*
Jenny: *Drops bomb*
Luna: *Drives into bomb* I don't wanna get sent back to the moon!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jenny: *About to pass Twilight* Why don't Ты taste my fury? Take this! *Crashes into warp pipe*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Nigga please.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Celestia: *Gets her kart started* What the hell took so long?! It's about time-
Twilight: Get out of the way! *Crashes into Celestia's kart*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alexis: *Gets a blue shell, and shoots it at Twilight*
Celestia: *Gets a star* Now Ты will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots ракета at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit by missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops банан peel*
Derpy: Do Ты really think that'll stop me? *Drives over банан peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight won the race.
Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy Ты unreliable dumbass!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Two hours later.
Derpy: *Walks into Celestia's office, and sees Celestia at her desk* It appears Twilight Sparkle won the Super Celestia Kart. What is your opinion?
Celestia: You're actually gonna tell me that you're surprised by this? But let's talk about you! Ты had a battletank! Idiot!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Ты had an opportunity to win, but Ты allowed yourself to get beaten by a Mary Sue. Ты suck!
Audience: Don't be mean to Derpy!
Celestia: Go to timeout for your imcompetence! *Bangs on desk* TIMEOUT!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Banging on desk* Timeout! Timeout!
Back on the block.
Master Sword: Well, this has been yet another good episode.
Tom: And we had three Toms. Me, Tom Selleck played by Saten Twist, and Tom Cruise, played by Blaze.
Master Sword: There were two other Tom's here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah.
Master Sword: How come one of them wasn't Thomas The Tank Engine?!
Tom: He's on an island, and has no way to get here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: And now, we're starting a new segment on this Показать that we like to call, brony of the month.
Master Sword: And for November's Brony of the month, we start it off with ladies first. The Brony of the месяц reward goes to Dragonaura15!
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: She really deserves it. Dragonaura15 is one of the kindest pegasisters ever.
Master Sword: One of the kindest? She's nicer than anyone I know. She is the #1 pegasister ever! Congratulations girl!
Audience: *Clapping*
And now, it's the end.
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production.
Письмо fanfics for two years! That's right, this день starts my two год anniversary of being on this club.
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe Ты pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're Ты heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are Ты going!?
Master Sword: Didn't Ты hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the сказал(-а) bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe Ты pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're Ты heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are Ты going!?
Master Sword: Didn't Ты hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the сказал(-а) bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret Голоса from Shining Armor. Thank Ты Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Иисус has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret Голоса from Shining Armor. Thank Ты Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Иисус has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
MEANWHILE:
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let Ты in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are Ты saying Ты KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making Болталка words to make this Статья long enough....
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let Ты in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are Ты saying Ты KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making Болталка words to make this Статья long enough....
I thought I would have еще ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till Далее time my dear Фаны :)
I'm suppose to write еще words so here's Болталка Metallica lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Остаться в живых his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till Далее time my dear Фаны :)
I'm suppose to write еще words so here's Болталка Metallica lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Остаться в живых his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."