Cheyenne Wyoming
April 4, 1957
7:20 AM
Percy: *Playing горн, стеклярус in trainyard*
Gordon: *Wearing a leather jacket, and is carrying a whip*
"I like Ike, and the Union Pacific" - Richard Nixon
"Airplanes maybe faster, but trains are еще reliable" - Chuck Berry
Percy: *Stops playing bugle*
Workers: *Lining up in front of Gordon*
Gordon: That was careless, and sloppy! *Looks at stopwatch* 32 seconds! Four секунды еще then it was supposed to take for all of Ты to get here.
Jeff: Actually, I got here in 26 seconds.
Gordon: How do Ты know that?
Jeff: I kept track of the time with my watch.
Gordon: *Looking at Jeff's watch* It's off.
Jeff: No, I don't think so. It's a brand new Rolex.
Hawkeye: *Arrives*
Gordon: Pierce!
Hawkeye: Present.
Gordon: Where have Ты been?!
Hawkeye: Pete told Ты I wasn't feeling well.
Gordon: That's no excuse.
Hawkeye: I'd like to see Ты come up with something better.
Gordon: I'm in charge with Pete gone.
Hawkeye: *Being sarcastic* And you're doing a lovely job.
Workers: *Laughing*
Gordon: Shut up, and get to work!
Workers: *Going to work*
Gordon: *Points at Percy* You!
Percy: *Scared* Yes sir?
Gordon: I want Ты to get The City Of Cheyenne into Chicagoat.
Percy: How am I supposed to get everypony living here into Chicagoat?
Gordon: I'm talking about the train!
Percy: But, I'm a maintenance pony.
Gordon: Don't care.
Hawkeye: Why don't Ты let me drive the train Gordon?
Gordon: No. That пони from the Canadian Pacific is coming here to help in the trainyard, and... *Remembering about Canada* Forget it. *Walks away*
Hawkeye: What do Ты say we go on a roadtrip to Chicagoat?
Percy: Right now?
Hawkeye: Yeah. We're going to get that Canadian пони that Pete сказал(-а) would help us. Let's go. *Runs to station*
Percy: *Following Hawkeye*
They got to the station, and Stylo stopped The City Of Cheyenne at the station.
Stylo: Эй, Hawk. How ya feeling?
Hawkeye: Not now Stylo, get out.
Stylo: Why?
Hawkeye: Me, and Percy are going to get that Canadian пони to help in the trainyard, Gordon hates Canadians, and I need a set of eyes to make sure nothing goes bad.
Stylo: Ты may count on me to get the job done.
Hawkeye: Perfect. Let's go Percy. *Climbs into engine*
Percy: *Climbs in, and sits Далее to Hawkeye*
Conductor: All aboard!
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice* Take care of yourself Stylo.
Stylo: Ты too Hawk. Watch out for gangsters in St. Foalis!
Hawkeye: *Drives train* I will!!
Percy: Bye Stylo!
Stylo: Good luck Percy!!
Stylo stayed at the station, until he could no longer see the long passenger train, leaving the station.
2 B continued
April 4, 1957
7:20 AM
Percy: *Playing горн, стеклярус in trainyard*
Gordon: *Wearing a leather jacket, and is carrying a whip*
"I like Ike, and the Union Pacific" - Richard Nixon
"Airplanes maybe faster, but trains are еще reliable" - Chuck Berry
Percy: *Stops playing bugle*
Workers: *Lining up in front of Gordon*
Gordon: That was careless, and sloppy! *Looks at stopwatch* 32 seconds! Four секунды еще then it was supposed to take for all of Ты to get here.
Jeff: Actually, I got here in 26 seconds.
Gordon: How do Ты know that?
Jeff: I kept track of the time with my watch.
Gordon: *Looking at Jeff's watch* It's off.
Jeff: No, I don't think so. It's a brand new Rolex.
Hawkeye: *Arrives*
Gordon: Pierce!
Hawkeye: Present.
Gordon: Where have Ты been?!
Hawkeye: Pete told Ты I wasn't feeling well.
Gordon: That's no excuse.
Hawkeye: I'd like to see Ты come up with something better.
Gordon: I'm in charge with Pete gone.
Hawkeye: *Being sarcastic* And you're doing a lovely job.
Workers: *Laughing*
Gordon: Shut up, and get to work!
Workers: *Going to work*
Gordon: *Points at Percy* You!
Percy: *Scared* Yes sir?
Gordon: I want Ты to get The City Of Cheyenne into Chicagoat.
Percy: How am I supposed to get everypony living here into Chicagoat?
Gordon: I'm talking about the train!
Percy: But, I'm a maintenance pony.
Gordon: Don't care.
Hawkeye: Why don't Ты let me drive the train Gordon?
Gordon: No. That пони from the Canadian Pacific is coming here to help in the trainyard, and... *Remembering about Canada* Forget it. *Walks away*
Hawkeye: What do Ты say we go on a roadtrip to Chicagoat?
Percy: Right now?
Hawkeye: Yeah. We're going to get that Canadian пони that Pete сказал(-а) would help us. Let's go. *Runs to station*
Percy: *Following Hawkeye*
They got to the station, and Stylo stopped The City Of Cheyenne at the station.
Stylo: Эй, Hawk. How ya feeling?
Hawkeye: Not now Stylo, get out.
Stylo: Why?
Hawkeye: Me, and Percy are going to get that Canadian пони to help in the trainyard, Gordon hates Canadians, and I need a set of eyes to make sure nothing goes bad.
Stylo: Ты may count on me to get the job done.
Hawkeye: Perfect. Let's go Percy. *Climbs into engine*
Percy: *Climbs in, and sits Далее to Hawkeye*
Conductor: All aboard!
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice* Take care of yourself Stylo.
Stylo: Ты too Hawk. Watch out for gangsters in St. Foalis!
Hawkeye: *Drives train* I will!!
Percy: Bye Stylo!
Stylo: Good luck Percy!!
Stylo stayed at the station, until he could no longer see the long passenger train, leaving the station.
2 B continued
Sam's car
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why Ты should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all Ты did was Показать up, sit down, and say "that's why Ты should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give Ты twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told Ты my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why Ты should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all Ты did was Показать up, sit down, and say "that's why Ты should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give Ты twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told Ты my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One еще перфоратор, удар, пунш will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued
